Protein snacks are tasting better but lookin like caca out my muppethole

One day… you’ll be mine…

hello

Is White Castle supposed to taste like the inside of my shoes after a 7 and a half hour shift at Target?

If no one got me, I know Starkist tuna packet and spoon in my glovebox got me

Blacked out, naked in the self checkout at Target after eating one of these

My stick DONT FEEL

Life uhh… finds a way

Do you really wanna do you really wanna taste itttt #peacemaker

Fellers,,

🛷 It’s… beginning to look a lot- like- addiction 🎄

UNDER THE SEA, UNDER THE SEA!!!!

They DID warn us that a mouse was loose in the restaurant…

It’s giving my pokemon violet randomized nuzlocke shiny luck

Fellers, if you wanna actually eat food, the fire flower spaghetti and meatballs is the choice. Not no stinkin chicken slab on a spinach pile on top of a singular small roasted red potato cut in 3’s. Dare I forget the 4 slices of tomato on my herb chicken 🥀

Sour Baja Blast, you’ll thank me later 😩

🚬 🤞🫩

@miyamoto, your pikmin have fallen and need dire assistance!!

Fellas. If you get this… be aware of the meat sweats that ensue.

Fellas. If you get this, make sure there’s more than 2 people in your party willing to eat it.

Wack Pack. I went NUTS over this. Blasted my CHEEKS out. Squirrelin my shit rn.

Pig intestines… mm mm didn’t like

Beyond foul

Mfw I’m on the shitter when a perfectly laminar flow of asspiss comes out

BRO I DONT WANT THESE CARDS AGAIN I NEED THE EX CARDS THESE DONT COUNT FOR THE DEEEEXX AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The meal of a working man

In light of Webkinz announcing Kinztube being back

My interpretation of how a sock puppet shuckle would look like

Who lives in a ludicolo under the sea

That fucking trio that I hate

Merry Easter! Here’s a Swampert Egg in these trying times.

That fucking tree that’s a fucking rock that I hate

Posted up with my son. he reminds me of my dog for some reason…

Mango Pico a la Tofu

When he whips it out after a day of monster material farming

How Fatalis is going

What I leave behind as my bowels unleash winds from the fiber filled soda I drank

Real and true and on god and not an April fools joke

HIYAAAA ata ata ata

LIFE GOES OINIONION

Pea pasta

UFO50 so good had to buy this fugly ass lopsided crooked P squidward nose havin pilot

I’M REALLY SIZZLIN’!!

That stupid fucking rock that I hate

These are a part of my special collection, magnificent beings. Truly amazing specimens.

METApod brings the BLOOM!

Bye bye butterbitch