You know child resistant packaging has gone too far when it literally takes major tools to get the box open. I mean, c’mon. It’s just a pack of prerolls - not rat poison 🤪

Understanding “addiction”: Chemical Dependence (alcohol, opiates, caffeine, nicotine etc) vs. Problematic Use (impacts daily life, can’t work or take kids to school etc) Cannabis can fall into problematic use with some folks, if at all. Be clear on what “addictive” means. Treat accordingly.

UPDATE: We've added 5 more staffers to our DOGE tracker, taking the total to 114. This is everyone who we've confirmed has worked for DOGE ⤵️

This should be fun 🙈

Go NC!!

So once again Big Alcohol prevails to the tune of $700m to buy a crappy, likely highly addictive, "fruity" punch and tea drinks, but yeah, hemp is dangerous and cannabis is a Schedule 1 drug 🤷‍♀️

Why is Trump going after America's air traffic controllers, today of all days? It's one more way to distract from his decision to increase your health insurance premiums."

Truth

When Trump dies, they’ll probably use AI and turn him into the Wizard of Oz. He’ll be nothing more than a giant talking head on a screen. Gotta keep the cult alive and subservient forever right?

Clever advice on how to quickly rebook your flight, skip long lines and avoid flight issues in the future. One tip? Try queuing up for an agent in the airport lounge.

Zohran’s mom 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Mamdani!!!!!

Whew! I survived to hit my first #Wordle 100 day streak milestone! #Wordle_NYT Dang those last few games were stressful! 😅 🤣

Wonder how long it’ll be before my TL goes from baseball back to fascism? 🤔

This is unreal!!

Pro tip: If you want your phone to ring, leave it on the desk while you go pee.

In addition to paying for out of control insurance costs, every one of my doctors is asking for an administrative fee to cover all the stuff that they used to do in the course of regular business. Last week I shelled out $120 to one doctor. Now another one wants $650!! They're gonna kill us all.

Hmmmm let’s guess what SCOTUS might say… Alcohol + Guns = Ok! Benzos + Guns = Ok! SSRI’s + Guns = Ok! Cocaine + Guns = Ok! Anti-Psychotics + Guns = Ok! Oxycodone + Guns = Ok! Heroin + Guns = Ok! Weed + Guns = Imminent danger to society! 🤔

I don’t usually post my #wordle, but I hit a big milestone tonight and had to share! #WQuers #Wordle_NYT

This is some super sad news RIP legend

Never in my wildest dreams would I have ever voted yes to gerrymandering, nor would I have expected to see AOC endorse it too, but here we are folks. This is the timeline we live in. #YesOn50 www.youtube.com/watch?v=rleu...

Thank goodness for the warriors who work to save lives based on first hand experience. Thank you Louise Vincent - RIP

Love this! Just drove past the #JimmyKimmel theater and people are protesting like crazy!

Important read to understand what is really at stake

Please give this a listen

Need to laugh or just shake it all off?? ⬇️ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

“I’m not a doctor, I’m not a general, I’m not a lawyer” Hmmmm....another Fox News person thinks they should be in a position of power with exactly what qualifications?? 🤔

Tonight is the best Yes on 50 virtual fundraiser. I get to interview the cast of the West Wing! Join here: www.yeson50live.com

Everyone should review this ⬇️

Yes this!! LA fought back hard! We tragically lost many wonderful neighbors who did not deserve to be torn away from their families, in the big picture we won!! Come on Chicago - you can do this!! Send those scared little masked incel-filled fucks back to the hole they crawled out of 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

I can confirm 🤣

Let’s go LSD!! I always knew deep down you had more to give beyond “we’re all so connected” 😉

"Long the envy of the world for its capabilities and expertise, the CDC finds itself no longer able to advocate for what its scientists believe the best available research shows." This is very bad!

Drug deaths in the U.S. are at their lowest level since March 2025, according to federal data. Trump continues to cite fentanyl as justification for policies ranging from tariffs to immigration.

The erosion of basic principles like due process and the expanding use of our military on domestic soil puts the liberties of all Americans at risk, and should concern democrats and republicans alike.

RFK Jr has claimed he’s increasing the number of scientists and front-line workers, BUT... ProPublica found that more than 1,050 scientists, physicians and public health specialists have left or been pushed out of the CDC since January.

If Donald Trump negotiates an end to Putin's war on Ukraine without Ukraine having to cede territory, I'll nominate him for a Nobel Peace Prize myself. www.instagram.com/p/DNWgZq8Jh8V/

Potatoes! 🥔🥔🥔 Great morning read!

Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”

…and in the 90s came Ronald Grump 🤣 This is great. Love this

The great Connie Chung speaks truth about CBS. If you don’t know who she is because she was before your time, look her up. Legendary is the right word.

Speaker Johnson shuts down House early to avoid voting on the Epstein files. anntelnaes.substack.com/p/the-immora...

Obama!! Go get 'em!!

I really hope The Daily Show is shopping for a new network.

Can't wait to watch Stephen Colbert take his show into the stratosphere on a new platform! He's going to be bigger than ever. Maybe it'll even be a streamer where he can speak more freely and say whatever the hell he wants about the Chief Baby and the lot.

Great tips from @lataco.bsky.social on how to document an ICE raid if you see one. Share this far and wide

This is how you do it! Gotta love BRMC!! 🔥🔥🔥

She noted that a “concentration camp”…involve “mass detention of civilians without any real trial. If there's any kind of trial, it's a show trial.” And the reason for their imprisonment is not for “some crime that they've committed, but instead, on the basis of identity.”

Women and children handcuffed being taken into the downtown federal building.