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when I read some things I said in the past and instinctively like because my takes are just so based

garlic-oholic😔

what are the best spiritually queer str*ight ships?

also hi people I might be active here again tiktok is a rubicon

y2k hood rappers had their pants so low because they yearned for thigh highs

[narrative medium] writers when they write "This is just like a [narrative medium]!!!1!1!!" in their dialogue

I start a romance anime ->They don't make out sloppy style in ep 1 -->I drop the anime

if I (theoretically) become a pornstar, and then (theoretically), refuse to take any normal photos of myself, would they (theoretically) need to put porn of me in my funeral

today's bi yearly post

thanks YouTube

murder is good #evilsky

about that

props to the hades devs for making individual voice lines for when you play at 3 in the morning on a work night while blasting old folk rock on full volume after your girlfriend broke up with you

I dare anyone to show me worse wifi than this

oh yeah we're two months together now

"Just seeking attention" Y'all are forgetting how important attention is to the human psyche

bite kinks were invented by big vampire to sell more vampire infections

playing silkknight rn. it's like silksong but- wait I'm getting a call.. oh hi Jeff how are yoTHEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER???

the lion does not concern himself with whether lgbtq rights or economic stability is more important

"eat the rich" until they have to eat the rich

we kissed

can we stop making Games hyperrealistic and start making them fun again

also little life update I made irl friends and even have physical contact with one of them omg

just went through my own posts and it's like 50% edgy bullshit I made up for attention and 50% absolute bangers that I should get a comedy show for

The Thea Situation is crazy There are allegations. that I goon to catboy five pebbles. that's not true. I will explain now. the toxic gossip train

I secretly goon to five pebbles catboy incident but nobody's gonna see this because my account is dead

@tobyfox.undertale.com when togore canon

I know heterophobia exists because I'm full of it I know cisphobia exists because I'm full of it #hope #hopecore

in 9 days the 97 year old diner that serves their coke the old fashioned way becomes the 100 year old diner that serves their coke the old fashioned way

FRIEND ‍ ‍ ‍ INSIDE ‍ ‍ ‍ ME

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS HELLO???

also during the time I was offline I became Buddhist ! (idk if I can call myself a Buddhist yet but I'm at least on the path)

anyways, eeveelutions ranked (yes I'm still alive) 1. Leafeon 2. Sylveon 3. Glaceon 4. Umbreon 5. Vaporeon 6. Eevee 7. Jolteon 8. Flareon 9. Espeon this list is absolute and no one can disagree otherwise I'm sad :(

fucking fell for it myself

confession; While I've been pretty anti AI-whenever it was the topic, I hypocritically was also very addicted to character ai. on the other hand, I have managed to get over it by just reading the most devious things known to man on AO3 instead, and I wanted to share this little accomplishment :D

Kris... Kris, he has 1 HP... Kris, I know his attack patterns, Kris... trust me just this once, Kris... 1 HP 1 ATK, he's the weakest monster, Kris... just let me do it Kris...

EVERYONE I TRIED DRAWING AGAIN ... ... wait this only works on discord

The scariest thing about growing up is you can't find characters that are currently your age hot anymore, I will miss you Susie deltarune

my caretakers FORCE (want) me to do SLAVE WORK (small presentation about the cuban revolution) while TORTURING (giving me snacks and coffee from time to time) me ALL DAY LONG (the next hour)

I'M DOWNLOADING DELTARUNE RIGHT NOW WOOOOOOO

this is satire please don't execute me in front of the white house

I am SICK and TIRED of the woke. they want to star Hunter Schafer as Princess Zelda, when Zelder is CLEARLY a hylian and Hunter ISN'T. They want to erase hylian culture, hylian people are oppressed by DEI WOKESTERS starring non-hylian actresses. I am DISGUSTED.

rain world is GAY??????😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😡😡🥵🤬🤬🤬

I agree btw you're so attractive Thea let's kiss

what's stopping us to call our kids faggot

fun fact: Ralsei never had a scarf. That's his tongue.

I wonder who sent that... TheasShelter.straw.page

MADE A NEW STRAWPAGE everyone send stuff theasshelter.straw.page