Promoting my award winning old racehorse to “glue ambassador”. Picture unrelated.

Here's a showcase of what ive been working on this JUNE for MEATBALL the MITE: DELUXE #gamedev #indiedev #cartoon #metroidvania #animation

DK game about mining so they made Pauline into a minor. And the return of Diddy? Incredible. Oh no. No I don’t mean it like that. Sorry. Sorry… Dixie’s here as well!!

The demo for this is absolutely fantastic! I HIGHLY! recommend setting pixel scaling to 1x so that the characters aren’t constantly sliding off grid. (thank you for allowing this yacht club it makes it look 5x as authentic! and it annoys me when I play shovel knight)

Me and my friend who both live in the UK play a lot of online games on the USA servers when we want to chill because the players are always so much worse. It’s straight up just a difficulty setting. I hope this info doesn’t upset my American pals.

polyglot gotta be one of the worst words ever invented. firstly, “multilingual” basically covers all the good use cases. secondly, “glot” sounds fucking gross.

It’s utter garbage, I know. But I cannot deny I always look forward to SGF. There’s no better reason to get your pals together in a vc and MAYBE see something good. MAYBE…

Phantom Menace if it released in 2023: Young Anakin Skywalker and his mother were being kept as a Boba Fett’s Starship by Watto

Tough situation. Really disappointed in a game I played lately, but I really like the developer and the game isn’t popular. Leaving the negative review is true, but the developer could do with some exposure because their games are charming. The very critical reviews that’s still positive? Hmm…

awesome idea: video game where your protagonist’s health is displayed by their hairline. it recedes whenever they get hit and you can only take 1 more hit once bald.

that guy did NOT have to explain how to cut a xan cake shit was obvious as hell

New blog post! This one’s about the potential death of the Zelda franchise! Joyful. cuthbertbucket.blogspot.com/2025/05/the-...

Can I be honest? I am more excited for The Big Catch than any other upcoming video game. The last time I was this hyped to play something was probably Spelunky 2 or Breath of the Wild. The utterly fantastic Tacklebox demo is the basis for my excitement. Hoping it releases soonish (this year)🤞

Red Dead Redemption 1 is a funny game. I love how fast and unrealistic it is whilst also having all the cowboy elements. Complete opposite to its sequel, but this gives them unique identities and staying power. One’s a life sim, one’s an action adventure.

Yoshi’s Story has probably one of the coolest life systems in a video game. The whole game is really experimental, but very flawed. Feels like something that should’ve been expanded upon but all future Yoshi games decided to either be “Yoshi’s Island: Again” or “Infant GooGooGaGa Game”

Very confusing change. Removes what little personality the thing had left in the font, and makes it red, which kinda makes no sense to me. Console is already “red” themed. The row of icons on the switch menu no longer contain an orange icon, but there are two reds. I don’t get it.

Revamped bomb jumping/mini showcase of how MEATBALL the MITE: DELUXE is looking right now. Also showing off my functional & flexible enemy system #indiedev #gamedev #cartoon #indie #meatball #gummyworm

fucked up in the crib eating cheesy wiggles

playin red dead 2 for the first time. game’s pretty damn good. i especially like how the game punishes you for playing it like a game, creating a compelling life-sim style experience. also I’m actually using my graphics card’s power for once. that’s nice.

Mario Kart World is not really impressing me at all. I was waiting for something crazy like a singleplayer, mission mode, a crazy game mechanic? The jump they showed was a good start, but I’ve played Air Ride, F-Zero GX, Sonic Riders, etc. That’s pretty normal to me. I was really waiting for…

How people describe our game: - pirate doom 🏴‍☠️ - half game, half cartoon! 🎨 - blood, guts, and fast-paced brutality 💥

damn. people are hungry for the switch 2, i suppose. it sounds like it’s pre-order numbers are high. say goodbye to good game prices, everybody! it’s over. 80 quid games are now normal despite national wages being the same. i wish it wasn’t the case.

if you ain’t hopped on ufo 50 yet, just understand this was a single playthrough of this singular part of the game that took me almost 20 hours. game’s fucking massive. it’s huge. im still shocked.

Will never understand why they butchered new and tasty's visuals and gameplay... this looked perfectly weighty and the visuals were way more in line with the original. Rupture farms should look dark and grungy, it doesnt need glow. Obviously its rough but it was way more youtu.be/GS-dYWNyO-c?...

people who don’t like tears of the kingdom have valid reasons for not enjoying the game, but I swear they always pretend their negative opinion on the game is far rarer than it actually is. it’s not a hot take, game’s genuinely controversial even amongst casual fans of the series.

the cute ages (art by CrisppyBoat)

R. E. P. O. changed the banner and now the game looks buyable…

hey guys wario here again and oh my goodness guys my stomach is rolling. it’s rolling really fast down the hill, i can’t catch it. guys it’s gaining momentum you guys. sonic team take notes guys oh my goodness

hey guys wario here. today I have a conundrum for you guys. if my stomach is rolling and the bathroom is 30 feet away, and each step brings me halfway to the door, how many steps will it take me guys? oh my goodness guys please answer quickly the door cannot be far away solve my puzzle guys

Imagine you’re being summoned. What GIF represents that?

Minecraft’s new ghast riding is just a LITTLE too twee for me to like it. Making it a smiley one turns something potentially cool into something that feels super afraid of making it look like the ghast doesn’t want to be ridden. Minecraft is too afraid of morally grey actions in a sandbox game!

yeah im “multifandom”. i like all 7 of the live a live chapters equally!

The 2nd Article for my AWESOME blog is here! This one may unfortunately be controversial. Sorry! It’s about Hades II. A game that I don’t exactly like in its current state! Curious? Furious? Read my words! cuthbertbucket.blogspot.com/2025/03/hade...

dark cartoon theories will be like “the name ed from ed edd and eddy actually stands for eating disorder”

not a SINGLE nomination for ufo 50 amongst all categories. literally the same 8 games in every category. baftas genuinely washed as hell this year

Blimey. Breath of the Wild is 8 whole years old. I remember coming home and playing it for hours… The most excited I had ever been for a game at that point!

columbo’s “one more thing” is like popeye’s spinach. you’re just waiting for him to pop his ult the whole show and it’s hype every single time

If I die early, through some sort of bad luck or happenstance, you are all allowed to make “Cuthbert’s dead? oooohhhhh shiiiit…” type jokes. I would be honoured.

Waiters when they meet Doers

I’ve yelled, screamed and been a grump about Hades 2 since release, and will likely never fully love the game, but these are some great changes. Does make me think some of the developers started a fresh save file between the last few updates and realised how SLOW the game was… I was right to yell!

why does Mother 3 let you do chapter 7 out of order i just thought i was hitting an insane difficulty spike

Guess who has a blog now in the year 2025? This guy! Don’t worry, I didn’t ACTUALLY use TinyPic. cuthbertbucket.blogspot.com/2025/02/ufo-...

雪大好き！！！がんぼるぞい！！！！！ translation: I love snow!!!

*stony frown turns to smile* ahh what the hell, just one small smackeral

you seem cool. i wonder what’s going to happen to you.

what if dr strange was called dr queer and he specialised in hormone replacement therapy

Tetris game OST tier list. NES and GB tetris were placed first and were never moved, a baseline which all others were judged around. This thread will talk about all of em from the top of S to the bottom of F! Slowly… Not doing this all at once!