Those "If you ever steal from me I should be allowed to murder you" people are so fucking goofy, yeah you're totally a normal person for thinking a human life carries the same value as a $200 TV

Watching cartel executions on the bus and pulling my collar saying "yikes" every 2 minutes so people know I disagree with the content

My brain works best at 3 AM

Photoshopping a black eyepatch onto my Asuka goonfuel collection so the people on the train know it's the version of her that's 28 years old #EthicalFaps

A lot of game remakes try to do their own thing or in some cases try to "update" what the game itself looked like but when are we getting one that looks like the box art or whatever? I want a new Pac-Man game where he looks like this fucked up goober instead of a ball

Konami FORCED Ryukishi07 to not give the realistically modeled 12-15 year old girl visible panties even tho the literal only thing he's responsible for is the story so that doesn't make sense but shh trust me the Woke Liberals did it

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Why do people act like the PC-98 games are super outdated they're not really that bad tbh or are the Windows games just *that* much of an improvement

Mystic Square froze earlier after I beat Alice and it froze again after I beat Yumeko it's like the world itself is cosmically transpiring to make sure I don't finish this game

Armored Core fans when Naked Shell walks in

Annoying when people look at a foreign story exclusively through the lens of American politics. For example a Japanese story being critical of religion is usually referring to the cults they got there or Shinto or whatever but idiots think "Xenoblade said fuck you Joel Osteen"

When you buy Silent Hill f it checks if you bought Higurashi, Umineko, and Ciconia on Steam and if they aren't in your library Ryukishi07 personally sends an attack drone to blow your house up for your crime.

I dropped out of school at the age of 3 because all of the teachers tried to player hate on me

In a few years from now people are going to listen to Radioactive by Imagine Dragons and comment "back when music was real"

NGL I fuck with Romantic Children a lot

I am ASS at video games (actually ALMOST did a 1CC but got fucked by Chiyuri and then fucked by Yumemi twice)

The heart is a reference to their canonical marriage btw

I'm going to harm myself

Mima never existed. Somebody photoshopped blue clothes and a pointy hat onto Yuuka on a 2chan board decades ago and people started turning that into an OC before eventually everything spiraled and now people genuinely believe there's this main character who just disappeared.

"The self made man with ambition is evil" is classist propaganda. Mario coasts through life with the Mushroom Kingdom as his safety net, while Wario gets his hands dirty to climb the ladder of financial stability. Yet we all know who's the supposed villain. In this essay-

If I rant about bullshit it's past midnight but I always rant about bullshit but if you think about it it's always past midnight too

16 days until my birthday I think I'm at the point where they don't let you get presents anymore 0_0

Cucks after someone saves them from imminent danger: I owe you my wife

I hope in Silent Hill f the characters reference shit that doesn't exist yet the same way Higurashi references Cardcaptor Sakura despite it not airing until over a decade after the story takes place.

"I love my partner to death," you say? But are you brave enough to love your partner to LIFE?!

I've heard "in the modern multiplayer-focused gaming climate it seems handcrafted single player experiences are becoming rare" for literally a decade plus it's so funny yeah you've been wrong about them dying out the past 500 times but this time is it!

I cum hard like Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest

FUCK I FORGOT

Dumbest shit ever is censoring the N-word when posting a meme you're not even the one who typed it out you're just reposting an image some other people made! You little bitch ass baby do you cover your ears when a character in a movie says the H word? (that means Hell)

Went on TheCinemassacreTruth because I hate myself and half the posts are calling his book AI-generated while the other half is literal AI-generated art that the sub approves of enough to have a flair, really makes you think lmao

I've been getting into Fettuc lately

Video games went downhill once they stopped making light guns for specific condoles. Bring back doohickeys you fuck around with for 5 seconds before throwing in the closet!!!

I put the lyrics to that MGS4 J-Pop song in Google Translate and instead of translating "properly" (for MTL standards I mean) it decided to do some creepypasta bullshit lmao

I'm secretly slipping estrogen into the moonshine to make the hillbillies transgender

This CG is so funny why is this random guy so buff lmao

Highly Regarded Visual Novels With Incestual Content: 532 Highly Regarded Visual Novels Without Incestual Content: 7 Really makes you think...

Listening:

Woman who dolls me up but beforehand she puts me to sleep and I wake up feeling prettier but also a weird feeling in my-

"Play PODD or have your nails ripped off" My relieved and jolly ass after finding out about this opportunity to end my torment:

984th Mystic Square attempt fail. Sorry but Mima sacrificed herself to protect Gensokyo and found redemption in final death which is why she disappears after this one 🫡🎺

When they're gone I say we piss on their graves ngl

I want a woman who is DEFINITELY not 40 years older than me to have FULLY consensual missionary intercourse with me and we will TOTALLY not call each other by familial terms

My younger cat is so scared of everybody that anytime there's people over he instantly runs into my room to hide and he jumps at everything and doesn't like being picked up at all so if he ever manages to run out of the house I don't know what'd happen I'd probably k m s tbh.

Since the Rapture wasn't a concept until the 1800s does that mean every Christian who believes in it will go to Hell for believing in false scripture?

"Would Kotomine Kirei be transphobic or supportive?" (987 comments, post archived)

Note: Genji died on the way back to his home planet

The Atari 2600 is so weird you'd think the system with rectangle graphics and literally only one button would primarily consist of simple games but 90% of them are the most convoluted confusing shit you've seen in your life lol

I like how Zeztz episode 3 is Mr. Fantastic Fails To Stop A Terrorist Attack

I hate when a video has captions but you can tell instead of actually subtitling the video itself they just copypasted the original script so it's way off. You don't have to be that lazy.