as a neurodivergent someone said something online so wildly horrific about the concept of showers that it negatively altered my brain chemistry and i've come to realize the only reason i even like having a partner is a shower accountability partner because....i cannot even bear repeating the thought

have i eaten an entire 9x9 pan of ziti im 24 hours? that's for me to know, and for me to find out xoxo - pasta gorl

not having wisdom teeth is weird because i can no longer roll my r's? and chewing feels unnatural....

in 2026 if ain't disco, i don't want it

i love being devoted to my deity(ies), i love going, "oh here!! this is for you!" i love getting dirt under my nails and sitting silent in the night and calling the wind, i love the wealth of nature in jewel beetle bugs and garnet lady bugs and leaves that nourish the soil in decay

have I put THREE SOLID HOURS into making a meal meant to split with a deity? yes!!! do I regret it one bit? NARY ONE BIT!!! this is devotion, baybeeee

using eggnog as creamer is a spiritual high i cannot explain

WHILE WE'RE HERE!! if you have a latex allergy, OR a banana allergy, be aware of other things that can trigger latex allergies:

and PRO TIP!! if you're at the hospital with someone who's clearly told you they've already received certain medication and seems Under The Influence and you're aware of their allergies, it's your job!!!! to advocate!!!! on their behalf!!!! you're there with them for a reason!!!!!!!

just realized the reason I've been feeling so horrific post surgery is because my doctor prescribed me a medication I'm allergic to, that's well documented in my chart if you have a penicillin allergy with NO ACTUAL VERIFIABLE TRACE OF PENICILLIN ALLERGY, please get tested out of it, you make life

Lit a candle on my altar. IMMEDIATELY got orders to literally leave my house and Go Get Something for altar. Blow candle out. Get to the store. Grab thing. Am browsing. Very clearly hear, "why are you looking at this, I don't want any of this, it's all shit!! You already have what I want!"

I'm sorry not sorry, but in Golgotha in CAOS is so beautiful it makes me cry every time

i do not understand how i just made a scarf in this exact same pattern in the exact same yarn, but a different colorway....and i keep dropping stitches in the new colorway......

my cat is trying to steal my pizza, this is rude

my mother just knocked on my door I am wearing my Baphomet hoodie that says "Believe in yourself" her response is "oh you look cute!" i grab my mail and run!!!!

i also love parsley, parsley is my favorite green baby, parsley water in the morning makes me feel so damn good and in tune

praise be to cloves

me & my former step-dad launching mail order science kit rockets in empty fields in the early 2000s

Natalie is an amazing astrologer who can help you look into your year ahead on a month by month basis, based on your solar return. She breaks things down in a way that are understandable but also eye opening. Even if you can't book, please share! May this reach the right audience! 🔵

@phytoholographic.bsky.social SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM

i'm not into dimming people's joy but I AM into absolutely nerfing people who are into dimming people's joy

i want a cheeseburger so bad, from the moment I had to lay in the hospital bed all i have wanted is a juicy burger with a thick cheese (no toppings , no bun) with a HEALTHYYYY side of pickles when i can eat real food again, i'm GETTING A BURGER

scorpio new moon + mercury in scorpio has me FERAL, I am on X Games Mode, I need to go run around and howl in the yard

Lycan Magicm #art

wisdom toof bruise is turning into wisdom toof black eye, I am very cool now

had to frog a few rows of lace work because i dropped a stitch

my astrological hot take is that each ten year cycle correlates to the house in the birth chart (i.e - 1-10 = 1st House, etc), and this is a reason so many people "find themselves" in their 40s (4H generational time)

the problem with making a wisdom tooth safe baby cage for myself out of all of the pillows in my house is now i only want to sleep in my wisdom tooth pillow jail forever, who can stop me? .....no one..... .....i'm buying more pillows......

why does cat lay right on the edge of things, one roll and he's in the floor, he always looks so shocked when he rolls off of things (says me who sleeps notoriously on the edge of the bed)

you know in horror when there's a love triangle and they gotta run and the one boyfriend grabs the other boyfriend's hand or body to drag them to safety? yeah, I like that

me, not wanting children at this point in my life: i'm totally okay! the moment one of my friends tells me they're pregnant: OUT OF THE WAY I AM THE FATHER NOW, THIS IS MY CHILD

I love knitting feather and fan lace. I found a stash of yarn I had no clue I had, cranking out chrimbus gifties

I am looking to join One Big Wife, if any have openings please let me know. I'm very handy around the house, keep calm in a panic and can triage your wounds, and I also am very good at alone time.

I want to write letters with someone, I want a penpal again. I've had several over the years, but there is something so beautiful and intimate about writing letters. send me eight pages of your thoughts and gossip and I will delight in it over a bowl of grits.

urgently sent this to everyone in my family that shit talks fibro diagnoses

man old people are something else, "back in my day" my ass Gertrude - you & yours didn't talk about shit, you buried your feelings, you ignored your mental health, and WE'RE the "weak" ones for having the gall to discuss mental health? go eat a pear with mayonnaise and shut the hell up 😘

are oysters bugs: y/n?

@munchflower.bsky.social I found this & thought of you

I love that I'm on heavy duty pain killers post surgery and still have a fucking headache???

I support womens and themens WRONGS so deeply, like yes baby go ahead, you were with me the whole time by the way, my cat is a witness

Not something. Someone. #Frankenstein

the moment i knew i wanted to end my relationship was simple: for no reason at all i thought "if we had 24 hours left until the sky said goodnight for the final time, i would not want to spend it with you" (oh i had tangible reasons, later, but i would not want to watch the world end by your side)

ACTUALLY COMING BACK TO MY THOUGHTS! folks would rather say the woman is poorly written and subjugating The Creature than seeing that she views god in nature, in the "science of the smallest things, that she sees GOD IN THE CREATURE, than try to understand her OKAY, VICTOR

long story short - pay attention to the colors and patterns Elizabeth is wearing and when before you call her underdeveloped

listen i'm a/b to get into e-fights the way y'all are out here calling Elizabeth "undeveloped" okay 1) this is a story a/b Victor/Creation & 2) Elizabeth is actually very clearly developed & also clearly expresses her understanding of exactly where she exists in the world; the movie wasn't about HER

Am I rewatching Frankenstein again just for the first time we get to hear and see The Creature because it makes me so sweaty I become a pool of nothing but "dear lord help me"? Yes.

keeping all of my Frankenstein feelings private for now (no spolies) except this one - anyone who's talking about Elizabeth subjugating The Creature the same way Victor did NOT watch the same movie and dislikes women (or has a weird ownership attraction over Jacob Elordi, which is ironic, or both)

RIP Victor Frankenstein you would've loved AI because you'd've been able to create whatever monsters you wanted you little shit (this is an AI hate post)

my girl @npeg.bsky.social offers an AMAZING service to the point that I book with her yearly (because it's what suits my needs) let me just say my relationship with Jupiter changed completely because of our reading last year, she blew my 2H wide open for me