"Good choice! Free will is overrated anyway" the doctor said before ramming the personality control chip into the neck of the pilot

Pilots try to accomplish a mission in the best way they've been ordered because then their handler gives them extra snacks, headpats and calls them a good girl

Pilots try to accomplish a mission in the best way they've been ordered because then their handler gives them extra snacks, headpats and calls them a good girl

Some of the most loyal pilots may undertake procedures to strip all the unnecessary parts of their body and merge more deeply with their machines to be the best weapon possible for their handlers

Some of the most loyal pilots may undertake procedures to strip all the unnecessary parts of their body and merge more deeply with their machines to be the best weapon possible for their handlers

Attention crew! Even if it is the festive period according to the common intergalactic calendar please refrain from putting rope lights onto the machines since it severely blocks launch operations

Attention crew! Even if it is the festive period according to the common intergalactic calendar please refrain from putting rope lights onto the machines since it severely blocks launch operations

Despite an abundance of options it is common practice for pilots when getting tattoos to mix the black ink themselves from the soot of their machines

Despite an abundance of options it is common practice for pilots when getting tattoos to mix the black ink themselves from the soot of their machines

Not many sights instill more terror in ground forces as when the night sky lights up for kilometers on end due to millions of flares dropped to aid massive orbital insertions

Not many sights instill more terror in ground forces as when the night sky lights up for kilometers on end due to millions of flares dropped to aid massive orbital insertions

The biggest improvement to carriers over the last centuries was the integration of rail systems so massive cargo, mechas or just general containers can be driven fast on and off when docking

The biggest improvement to carriers over the last centuries was the integration of rail systems so massive cargo, mechas or just general containers can be driven fast on and off when docking

Command urges crew members to not inhale the mecha fumes in large quantities

When a new mecha model is being turned on it is advised to let the engine running on full power for at least 2 hours while ventialting the hangar so chemicals and production residues can burn off

Command urges crew members to not inhale the mecha fumes in large quantities

When a new mecha model is being turned on it is advised to let the engine running on full power for at least 2 hours while ventialting the hangar so chemicals and production residues can burn off

"You don't understand!" the head engineer explained "It is vital that the armor plating on the arms and legs of the mecha are rounded and thick"

"You don't understand!" the head engineer explained "It is vital that the armor plating on the arms and legs of the mecha are rounded and thick"

Screams and sobbing emit from the data center as a new intelligence division recruit is starting to learn the galactic economy, politic and warfare simulator

Screams and sobbing emit from the data center as a new intelligence division recruit is starting to learn the galactic economy, politic and warfare simulator

It is tradition that when a new pilot finishes their first sortie a squadron leader will heat up the mark of the group on the exhaust pipes of the newbies mecha and brand them as a full member

It is tradition that when a new pilot finishes their first sortie a squadron leader will heat up the mark of the group on the exhaust pipes of the newbies mecha and brand them as a full member

The adoption of 28 stray cats onto the carrier has been denied to a pilot on the basis of "I can just keep them in my room" not being a realistic logistical plan

The adoption of 28 stray cats onto the carrier has been denied to a pilot on the basis of "I can just keep them in my room" not being a realistic logistical plan

A newbie pilot was seen painting her mecha bright pink with the argument "The enemy is looking for military machines, they won't expect this one!"

A newbie pilot was seen painting her mecha bright pink with the argument "The enemy is looking for military machines, they won't expect this one!"

In a recent study on over 1.7 million female pilots by the university of Halimede V showed that only between 19 to 23 destroyed buildings per day are needed to gain the crucial mental health benefits. Older pilots might need a few more but overall rapidly diminishing returns set in after that point.

The rule of thumb that destroying 100 buildings per day improves the mental health of a pilot has been long debunked as having no scientific basis and being the result of Hakai industries marketing for their now discontinued Model 64 rocket powered hammer

In a recent study on over 1.7 million female pilots by the university of Halimede V showed that only between 19 to 23 destroyed buildings per day are needed to gain the crucial mental health benefits. Older pilots might need a few more but overall rapidly diminishing returns set in after that point.

The rule of thumb that destroying 100 buildings per day improves the mental health of a pilot has been long debunked as having no scientific basis and being the result of Hakai industries marketing for their now discontinued Model 64 rocket powered hammer

A rare sight is a ship run by one person that copied their conciousness many times to inhabit countless robotic bodies. Although the practice of mind splicing is in many parts illegal and generally seen as unfavourable, some prefer becoming a so called puppet carrier over alternatives.

A rare sight is a ship run by one person that copied their conciousness many times to inhabit countless robotic bodies. Although the practice of mind splicing is in many parts illegal and generally seen as unfavourable, some prefer becoming a so called puppet carrier over alternatives.

The longer a pilot uses the neural interface unit the more pronounced the punctual scars on their back become. Ace pilots have some of the most visible and many girls claim they are marks of true beauty on the defined backs of these women

Girls will see a sweaty, oily and bruised mecha pilot leave her cockpit and think "Oh fuck yes"

Note to personal to not forget the scheduled headpat and scritches hours for the pilots

Note to personal to not forget the scheduled headpat and scritches hours for the pilots

Command wants to remind everyone that you can't hide from the doctor

Note to engineering that the vents are for maintenance not to jump out of them and scare the crew

Command wants to remind everyone that you can't hide from the doctor

Note to engineering that the vents are for maintenance not to jump out of them and scare the crew

Statistically, 100% of CEOs are not immune to mechas dropping onto their head

Statistically, 100% of CEOs are not immune to mechas dropping onto their head

Command wants to note that while it is not against the idea of hiring consultants to optimize efficiency on the carrier the last times this happened said persons proposed questionable ideas about crew bonding activities or redesigns to pilot uniforms

Command wants to note that while it is not against the idea of hiring consultants to optimize efficiency on the carrier the last times this happened said persons proposed questionable ideas about crew bonding activities or redesigns to pilot uniforms

Captains log: Calendar indicates the beginning of the creepy festivities period. Notifying personal to initiate spooky protocols on the carrier. Stocking up on harrowing supplies next docking. Separate note, the smutje keeps complaining that pumpkins get stolen repeatedly, need to investigate

Captains log: Calendar indicates the beginning of the creepy festivities period. Notifying personal to initiate spooky protocols on the carrier. Stocking up on harrowing supplies next docking. Separate note, the smutje keeps complaining that pumpkins get stolen repeatedly, need to investigate

Command wants to point out that the amount of crew member taking "not that many puddings" added up to this decision

Command wants to point out that the amount of crew member taking "not that many puddings" added up to this decision

One of the most welcome additions to the carrier was the lockable fridge according to the smutje