At this company, the only KPIs we have are the friends we’ve made and the amount of fun we’re having. They should be zero. Now get back to work.

Playing back the course of events that led me to be reading Blippi.com’s Statement on Modern Slavery and Human Trafficking.

My wife said she cooked Gumby so I helped eat him. That mf’er was SPICY.

Batman can’t have a dog because the dog’s name would have to be Batdog and there’s just too much room for misinterpretation there.

Doctor: I’m very sorry but it turns out your dawg…is not your bro. Guy: Whoa, gnarly!

Call the Fishwife

Call the wife mid.

Up up down down left right left right B A Start…nice, 30 more invites.