Squirrelfriend

The void has stolen my seat

I wish I had more money for Halloween decorations!! 😭😭😭

If you’re choosing this time where someone who is KNOWN for stirring outrage is 💀 and using it to stir outrage against someone else on YOUR side who didn’t react the way you wanted, I think that’s weird. There’s bigger fucking issues right now than purity testing reactions. Kthnx

Hey. So this has been a WILD 24 hours worth of news cycle. I think all those witchy and astrological people warning us how crazy that eclipse on the weekend was gonna be were on to something…

Whelp. I’ve had a pretty shitty day. But I suppose some of my American friends might be curious about my healthcare experience today (went to the ER to see if I needed stitches after being accidentally smashed in the face and ended up with an involuntary lip piercing via tooth.

Uggghhg

I was on a boat

Did anyone notice there was 88 days between the masters announcement and the engagement announcement? Im almost wondering if it’s meant to be an 89 or if it’s a double infinity. But I think it’s SO interesting to have both announcements still very reasonably close to each other.

Hey. So. One of those random trivia videos came across my TikTok feed. The first question was: which actress did Ellen come out to in her sitcom in 1997. I’ll give you 3 guesses 👀

Interesting

Food for thought.. a lot of the Loki scenes have been very orange and green.. And I know we’ve talked a lot about different timelines.. which is giving very Loki… but who was she seeing during bleachella when the timeline splintered and we thought we were getting karma?

Life could be worse

Not gonna lie. These kind of feel like book ends with the colour schemes.

I know there’s been some wizard of oz talk again, so I just want to put this here

That’s interesting. And there does seem to be an abundance of theories now that suggest that Taylor might be performing the superbowl

Thanks for reminding us about THIS to whoever is running the lionsgateUK account!

So, Taylor swift using the colour scheme that she is for the next era means there’s going to be a lot of people who are going to learn what those colours mean when they start wearing them unsuspectingly. Just saying…. (I just saw a video of someone picking out beads to make friendship bracelets)

I am absolutely begging venues to please list door open and set times on their website. Seeing 7:30pm with no other context isn’t helpful. Does the show start at 730? That means I have to rush. Or do the doors open at 730? That gives me a whole extra hour to get my shit together.

#louboutin #louboutinnails #stilettonails

In honour of the opening weekend of the Mayhem ball, allow me to share my own photos of Gaga from the fame monster ball. I was also front row at the born this way ball and artpop ball but alas the photos from that are buried in an old hard drive 😅 #ladygaga #famemonster

Holy fucking shit the traffic today

PTSD is a bitch

Seagull says FU to the anti-bird measures

Unintentional lesbian flag slurpee

Time for something a little more lighthearted. Caught this on my odometer the other day. ✨NICE✨

I have no words…

I think the conversation about how ChatGPT is affecting our minds is an interesting one. But it still requires a lot of nuance. Also people forget that this started long before ChatGPT. Things as simple as google maps have robbed people of their independence. /1

Spiraling after finding content about the cargo planes. I’m hoping like fuck that it’s just an insane theory but this administration is so devoid of humanity I honestly wouldn’t put it past them 🫠🫠🫠

Have you ever seen a sleeping goose before? Now you have! Canadian Air Force taking a needed rest!

Maybe I’m just gay, but why do all the girls want Ace? #loveisland (episode 4)

I HAVE BEEN POWERWASHING FOR 3 HOURS

I caved and started watching love island. Sometimes a bit of trash tv is good for the soul

Finally getting my pool all set for summer!

Hey. So. One of those random trivia videos came across my TikTok feed. The first question was: which actress did Ellen come out to in her sitcom in 1997. I’ll give you 3 guesses 👀

👀👀👀👀

Feels great to have finally gotten my yard work done

Man it feels like 2020 all over again with so many major news stories all happening at once.

How can you tell if a lesbian is single? 😑

Stay safe LA!

Holy TikTok censorship. I sent my friend a nice video of some kids admiring the pride decor of someone’s house. This is her screenshot of a reply message she sent to me

Ummm

Wait she was with DAKOTA JOHNSON last night???

Just for funsies

Alright. What do we think she’s gonna do? A) reptv B) debuttv C) karma D) whatever she was filming in Vancouver E) something new from ttpd F) some combination of any of these G) perform maroon/yoyok H) come out I) something else altogether J) ghost

I can’t claim the #gingersareblack trend for myself but goddam did I miss seeing joy like this on my fyp. And as an added bonus, I’m getting an influx of black creators in my fyp akin to back in 2020 during blm. Thank you so much to both of these communities for showing how powerful unity is!

Of course #chapelroan is SERVING! #metgala

Literally everyone is just eating the Met all up. I am in AWE!! #metgala

CYNTHIA!