DJ Moore lives!

Do we have any footage of Matt Shaw talking out of his ass at the Hate Conference yet?

Never met a Doodle mix I didn’t not like

So sick that there’s a Cubs player participating in the 2025 Hate Rally

Matt Shaw can get the fuck off of my favorite team, thanks!

RT if you’re sick and tired of the Green Bay Packers

I love CJ G-J

Bears should get a Micah Parsons

Fucking predictable

Getting absolutely no pressure on Love. Defensive front looks like shit, and that’s going to be the difference in this game

What an ugly first quarter 🫩

“Fuck golf,” is a fun thought I have probably like every other day

“The Cubs don’t want to spend money; opt instead to take their chances on a lottery ticket.” This is the same shit they did last year when they missed on Bregman. They turned to Shaw and signed Justin Turner as a backup. So, which journeyman outfielder will they sign this year? I bet Kevin Pillar

I’m having trouble focusing this week knowing that Sunday is Bears/Packers. Every time I’ve felt like the Bears were going to let me down this season, they’ve somehow done the opposite. It’s left me not know what to expect this weekend, and it’s killing me. I NEED a Bears W

Happy December 1st. The Chicago Bears are the best team in the NFC.

Eminem and Jack White for a halftime show? 12-year-old me is FREAKING OUT

I wonder how many station wagon drivers voted for Diaper Don

All my dog wants in the morning is to go back to bed and I love him so much for that

Just found out that I have to put in PTO for Thanksgiving so I will be retiring effective immediately 🫡

Kyle Schwarber’s nickname should be Marge because he likes to bang Homers

I think I am ready to retire (I am 32-years-old)

Anyway, I’m exhausted.

My favorite marketing campaign of the 2010s was the money pumped into making us all believe that climate change is the fault of individuals for driving cars and using the wrong lightbulbs

TikTok is so ass. It’s just people trying to peddle supplements and other shit I don’t need

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Bears had absolutely no business winning that game lol. Shouts out Duvernay

Really enjoyed Frankenstein. Elordi and Isaac rule

He’s going to blackmail every member of congress that he can. I’m still skeptical the files will ever be released

The worst thing about working from home is that my sweet, sweet dog doesn’t understand why I’m not taking him out for walks all day long

Bears used to find ways to lose, now they find ways to win. What a beautiful world

Bears Down [Bad]

Bears are bad

I love this Bears team way too much

I’m an Austin Booker believer

CUBS SHOULD GET

The fact that I have to figure out what to eat at least 1,095 times a year is absolutely criminal

Crossing my fingers that declining Shota’s option means some kind of long-term, lower AAV contract is on the table, because Shota loves Chicago and Chicago loves Shota

Not just losing to Joe Flacco, but letting him play the BEST GAME OF HIS CAREER. What an absolute joke of a game by the Chicago Bears

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

Losing to the corpse of Joe Flacco is really something else

Not pitching to Addison Barger was such a nerd move

Fuck the Dodgers. Go Jays. Go Canada.

I hope with all my heart that Addison Barger’s choice of BYOB as his walk-up song is a very intentional political statement. That would be THE coolest shit from an MLB player. Go Jays.

The most annoying thing about switching to Apple Music is retraining an algorithm. Spotify knew me too well, and Apple Music is BRUTAL right now

Ah yes, and then Brandon Morrow was broken for the 2018 Cubs

Wild how we went from regularly getting holiday bonuses to 30,000 holiday layoffs from the second richest man in the world

Shohei is cool and all but the Cubs first baseman in my 2036 franchise broke the single season hits, home runs, and RBI record while batting .417 and posting a 15.5 WAR. Cubs win the World Series and David Ross is still the manager

Do you think is funnier to the youths 69 or 6-7

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