Athletic-Protective-Cup wishes a very merry *Package Protection Day* to all who celebrate! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/package...

The origin story of a new Super Villain?

???-Doodle wishes a merry *National Mutt Day* to all who’re okay with the genetic test results coming back showing 100% dog! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/nationa...

Oh hi, Rock Hudson!

What, you said business casual?

The Cookie Cutter Shark wishes a merry *National Cookie Cutter Day* to all who remember that if you want delicious cookies sometimes you have give up a chunk of flesh! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/nationa...

The "Olympic" brothers (*Strength*, aka Xander — white and black — and *Racer*, aka Luke — red brindle) relaxing after some light reading, lol

Paul Rudd wishes you and yours a very merry *Perpetual Youth Day* www.daysoftheyear.com/days/perpetu...

it’s dangerous to go alone…take this

My god, shopping online can be so exhausting! Trying to just buy a new housecoat to replace the increasingly threadbare one I’ve got now. First it wouldn’t let me add it to my cart — turns out that even though it’s only available in one size I had to specify it to continue

Buffalo Boy wishes a merry *National Square Dancing Day* to all who go ’round the outside (’round the outside, ’round the outside)! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/square-...

lol

#MusicInMusic 🧬 #MusicChallenge 🎶 𝐀 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐲 Day 2️⃣8️⃣: Altered Images Cover of *Song Sung Blue* youtu.be/7Fps6AvZ9Eg?...

Why-oh-why must everything be remade/rebooted (or given unnecessary sequels/unwanted prequels)…

Master Splinter wishes a merry *Turtle Adoption Day* to all who celebrate! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/turtle-...

Saw a silly thing, Kenyan official says that the male-on-male lions “learned” it by copying gay tourists but that’s just dumb, we all know they were introduced to each other by Noah

Draw me like one of your French owls

'K Joan, you've got the "put too much on" part done, now we get to the "take some off" part. Joan? Joan? Are you there…DANG IT!

I'm sure John McCrea (and friends, lol) would want to wish everyone a very merry *National Cake Day* — even those who are never there! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/cake-day/ youtu.be/FRZzUh9hcTo?...

START THE CAR! START THE CAR!

without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

Wishing a very merry *D.B. Cooper Day* to all who want to mysteriously vanish! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/d-b-coo...

Tra la la, la la la la!

This gold triangle wishes a merry *Fibonacci Day* to all who calculate! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/fibonac...

Next stop, London!

*First day as a drug dealer*: That whole "don't use your own product" thing is more like a suggestion than a rule, right?

Why yes, my name is Dolores Haze — how did you guess?

Watched a "One Hit Wonders of the 70s" video earlier and when this came on I couldn't stop snickering about their bell bottoms (or should that be Bellamy bottoms?) youtu.be/Gft_kG9cfJg?...

His voice shivers me timbers! youtu.be/dvWSwFldJio?...

Frank Farian wishes a merry 35th anniversary of Milli-Vanilli’s-Grammy-award-being-rescinded to all the professional lip syncers!

JOLT Cola wishes a high-strung *National Carbonated Beverage With Caffeine Day* to all who crave a kick in the ass! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/carbona...

Name a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: no villains

Super Mario hopes you have better luck than he did for *National Princess Day*! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/princes...

Drop Someone BLONDE / BLOND 👱‍♀️🖤👱 youtu.be/S9Wi3A3skb0?...

This fine (?) fellow wishes a very festive *National Baklava Day* to all who may have misunderstood the assignment! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/baklava...