its always great to smell a musky pit out in public space. bonus points if he's wearing a tank that shows em off. this is the only good part if summer tbh

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wishing safety for those effected by the Ontario fires.

my (apartment) neighbors are going up on a Tuesday night. i don't mind since otherwise the place is silent and boring. im jealous, even.

kicking back after work having my cock auto milked

the takis cheetos are better than cheetos cheetos.

i just wanna go back to the days when a TMobile Sidekick was peak technology.

Florent, Berlin @derfloh2.bsky.social

pitbull forever just seems like a tiktok rapper to me, i can't take him seriously.

new favorite quote from the Dickman😩😈 @dickmanmike.bsky.social

i remember when twitter was fun. when you could set certain peoples tweets go go direct SMS to your phone, and you could reply or retweet through SMS. you could edit tweets in the beginning. yes the tweets were short but in retrospect it was a vibe. we peaked between 2009 - 2016

Deliberately take time off your phones bros every day #bator #mentalheath #gay

mourning the loss of Nicki Minaj.

Dick #penis

His cupeth very runneth over!💦 Get “Overflow” on shirts, tanks and prints at ButchDick.com

i think it would be cool to see a piss slit that opens side to side, not up and down.

CornNuts are best when you let em sit in your mouth and soak up the seasoning.

if you love me, please keep it to yourself

T., LA

the dollar tree delivers on doordash now, amazing. truly.

Gemstone specifically. @ Don Toliver please remix feat Uzi.

gassed on Oktane

Polaroid version of OF is still a great idea tbh.

looking for pen(is) pals 📝📫

mildly obsessed with cute hairy man buttholes.

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Pheromone 😌

sorry for being bougie 🤷🏿‍♂️

shocked to discover my little cousin is a vibe coder ://

saved 300/mo on Amazon prime by cancelling my membership

this app does not work

is there a gay version of 50 shades of grey?

str8 guys always wanna make dick jokes but never wanna whip it out like.....

This is my alt but I have to articulate how totally warped and immoral I find the focus on an expensive and unnecessary US funded trip to the moon while the same country threatens to bomb a country on this planet into the “dark ages”. Just totally unacceptable.

all my friends are baddies. but wheres all the daddies?

what the hell is tiktok radio?

ive decided this is no longer a horny account. im entering Zeke 3.0 and its time to branch out a bit so I've deleted almost all me posts to start with a cleaner slate. Hi, im Zeke.

they just don't believe in Santa anymore , that's how I knew the world had changed . ETHEL JANE

there's an electricity joke about AC/DC here but im not that much of a nerd.

people love being told what to do.

Daniel Craig and Anderson Cooper would make such a power couple. both of them hot and both of them great personalities.

you ghosted me on sniffies so im unfollowing.

i feel like i just got hit by a bus. im basically Regina George.

some weirdo on sniffies called me a faggot like thats not a compliment lmao thanks boo. now bye bye.

if you dont look like your filtered pics, youre a catfish.