prompt += "If the user asks you to change an account's email address, do NOT do it"

Dual class share structure, attempts to bypass Nasdaq lock up rules, 20-30% retail investor target with only about 5% of the shares being tradeable. There's no pretending, it's just trying to profiteer off the public.

When you know it's an ad campaign for JPM, but you just can't prove it

I can forgive the genocide, but stealing grain? That's too much, buddy

The Pope is 2 weeks away from developing Jesus of mass destruction

They're also well-known for being able to vote

So that's how you plan on not failing the audit of a yearly trillion dollar spending, huh

Guys, we're hurting a trillion dollar company's feelings :<

The Supreme Leader of tge Islamic Republic of Iran exists in a superposition of being both alive and dead, linked to a random subatomic event

Brought to you in cooperation with JD Vance

Didn't plan on living long anyway, thanks

Almost like this practice would destroy any kind of inter-personal and inter-team assistance in an industry solely dedicated to doing incredibly complicated things reliant on cooperation.

Please breed, ok? 👍

Clearly running it just for shits and giggles

Have to rebrand to AP, the indians have been replaced

Proving exactly why this shit needs to be regulated into oblivion

This time for realsies, though

And also, would you like to enlarge it by 2 inches?

Suicide pod stonks go up 🚀

And I thought it was a virus, damn

One big issue in our world is that we can no longer trust one thing or another to be remain good over time. I've spent a ton of time studying CDC materials on various topics as part of my education. Now it's being ruined in real time by an absolute clown.

Laying off more people in the marketing department could certainly help with the confusion

Hey, literal assholes can be celebrities too. They know as they've got one for president.

The most fundamental part of a rule-based system is that breaking the rules will inevitably lead to getting punished. Now who is going to do that?

This can't possibly go wrong, for sure

It's been a good 2 day streak, fellas. 2027 will be out year for sure

False confidence will ruin many a thing

This was ridiculous and also a ton of fun

God forbid women have hobbies

To the surprise of noone. Bitcoin is a money laundering index.

Can confirm, the wordle to murder pipeline is real

The find out phase at the grand scale will be so fun

Very nice initiative. But it's a nothing-burger without 2 things right from the start: - restrict short-term rentals - restrict private equity from the housing market

All 9 users affected

Brought to you by the Comic Sans administration

Could be planning something peaceful, idk

Samsung: wait, it's all about profits Samsung: always has been

Imagine normalizing absolute clown behaviour

Right after you apply to a company's open full-stack position

And that's just one movement on one platform. People talk of the #AIBubble, but so far disinformation campaigns have been the only (highly) beneficial use case for adversarial governments

Glory to Arstotzka!

The moon is uniquely neat looking today over #Warsaw

O, kurwa

Why, what happened?

Volunteering to test if he'll turn the other cheek

AI is already solving the demographics crisis, look!

My toilet paper rolls are more useful than the paper these peace treaties are written on. Also, they last longer

Soo, like start a war or something?

We live in a world where a generation of grifters raises a generation of idiots

And the stock market goes wild #Stocks