Never let them say that dissension isn’t the core of American and everything it is founded on.

Dissension is American

Dissension makes America better.

Dissension is patriotic.

Dissension is what America was founded on.

Dissension is patriotic

Dissension is American

Dissension is American

This is the year of butts in Super Bowl commercials.

My parents are including me in some “power of attorney”/“wills and trusts” questions and forwarding the lawyer questions to me for comment. The lawyers signature is in comic sans. So… I feel like we’re in good hands…

I’ll give any reporter on the White House press corps $100 if they ask the following question on camera verbatim: Do you think being found guilty of sexual assault makes you more or less qualified to comment on Epstein’s guilt?

Spoiler: It’s this cool new idea called “the law.” www.nytimes.com/2026/02/02/u...

According the football commercials, all television is now made by Taylor Sheridan.

If you think planes can fly, you have to believe that vaccines work. It’s all just basic science. You can’t pick and choose.

The baller move would be for Obama to offer up his Nobel prize to Trump if Trump agrees to stop trying to annex Canada, Greenland and South America. Trump looks like a baby and the world erects statues to Obama for decades.

Every Microsoft Copilot ad during this game makes me realize how little they understand AI (and how people use it)

Is it possible that Do Hot Girls Like Chords is the greatest bop ever? open.spotify.com/track/3edXLm...

I have a pretty serious case of “book ennui.”

Has anyone in the history of anything ever clicked the “I didn’t mean to unsubscribe” button when they were unsubscribing from something?

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Christmas Eve eve and I’m playing The Cure’s live 40th anniversary album on repeat. Hot! Hot! Hot! = Ho ho ho???

Nothing says “I’m not procrastinating” like thoughts of taking your manual espresso maker apart to give it a full cleaning at 9am on a Tuesday…

Can’t quibble, obvs.

I’m excited to see how much buying Warner Bros will lower my Netflix bill!

I’ve seen the Kansas of your sweet little myth…

Come gather ‘round, children, and let me tell you about the time Twitter was not the bot-ridden MAGAt echoplex it’s become, and once held wonders.

Seeing clips of Billy Corgan at the Opera House. Who told Billy what we liked about his music was his voice???? Where did he get that idea?

We are all, in fact, living in the worst pulp novel ever written.

One of the tough decisions I have to make as a father to an 11yo girl is when to introduce her to Dresden Dolls’ Girl Anachronism…

I guess it’s true what they say: you don’t actually feel your country become a third-world nation. It just kinda… hits you.

It’s not that all those companies hated the East Wing and wanted to see it dismantled. It’s that that all see sucking up to a clearly power-mad stroke-riddled racist fool as a legit business move. I want the ghosts of Peter Drucker and Jack Welch to haunt them all.

You don’t need to be a dictator to kill democracy, but killing democracy makes you a dictator.

Trump telling us it’s good and right that he demolish the White House reminds me of that Orwell story where the teacher cuts up the flag in front of her students…

Anyone follow #recfestus? If you’re in Nashville, iykyk

Fun game. Tell chatOMG the last five-ten books you really liked and suggest your next read. Waaaaaaaayyyy better than Goodreads.

If he could find a way to make money off it, tRump would put at least one trans kid on every sports team. Don’t kid yourself otherwise.

Veruca Salt wants Nobel prize.

We’re all thinking it so I’m just gonna say it. Where the fuck was RFK Jr when tRump got covid that time??????

You gotta hand it to @theverge.com. They make money on people clicking affiliate links, then they paywall all the articles with affiliate links. I guess people need to pay twice to read about… a sausage dueling game and which Kindle to buy???

Turns out we’ve made it easier to talk openly about how screwed up this country is from Riyadh. I wonder if it’s as easy to talk about Khashoggi there, too.

The “I got fired by Hegseth” group chat is going to be 🔥

Based on my current order for glasses, @warbyparker.bsky.social really doesn’t want me for a customer anymore.

What do you think? Are we about six months away from a sudden rash of millionaires and military officers falling out windows?

It just feels like we’re trying to fight crazy with facts. Does that ever work?

100% of all dropped calls occur while talking to customer support.

It seems counter-intuitive that Apple spend all this time teaching us how to use these insanely complex little devices only to change everything year over year. The podcast search is over here now. The browser tab button is now two clicks away…

Check my math, but are we one Broadway musical about Tron away from Trent Reznor EGOT-ing?

It really didn’t take long for FDT to pretty much take over the media, did it? I mean, I’d have expected it to take more than a week or two, wouldn’t you?

I cannot wait for the inevitable NIN live album from this tour.

I assume ABC is in deep level talks to greenlight a Kevin Sorbo/Scott Baio academic investigative series (CSI but investigating how professors teach empathy and curiosity) they can spinoff into three shows a night. I mean, who else is gonna wanna work there???