In the 3rd quarter and Patriots still haven’t scored. They about to curse Cardi B out for 30 days and 30 nights if they lose.

Me watching Bad Bunny #superbowlhalftime

I hate that TBS American Dad is not on streaming. I don’t like the FOX seasons.

Living in South Louisiana and the threat of an ice storm is crazy because it could either be nothing at all or the biggest catastrophe.

I need to do indoor cardio but also I live upstairs so I’m self conscious my neighbors will hear me huffing and puffing.

We are at the point of history where they are killing those who look like them (white people). Shit is about to get real.

I’m at the point of my glp1 journey where I probably need to carry around some type of water vessel or I won’t drink at all.

I’m kinda leery of people who claim to not follow politics. What do you mean? It’s all over the media it’s hard not to.

There are two types of millennials, those who don’t have children and are annoying about it and those who do have children and are annoying about it.

So guess what’s happening today…

It’s that time again lol

My biggest goal for 2026 is organization. I have little to no organization in my life.

Why the hell is this an ad on Facebook?!

I’m scrolling through Facebook and damn did everybody get divorced in 2025? I seen hardly any matching pajamas this year. All those last names changed back to maiden names. Oh my…

Routine MRIs are not normal and any day now we will get the Big Beautiful Obituary.

If things keep going the way they are going there will be so many homes in foreclosure. I’m holding out for that.

After this last move I realized it’s time to buy a house. I can’t see myself moving all my stuff to an upstairs apartment ever again.

Nicki Minaj was courting a world class handsome Formula One driver and yet still settled for a violent rapist and murderer. The girls don’t want better for themselves!

People see their favorite celebrity females date terrible men and want better for them but majority of these women don’t want better for themselves. The Creole lady made a whole album about it and still took that man back.

Cardi B has essentially been single for her entire pregnancy. Did we really think that man with his “I’m not gay” harem of baby mamas was going to show up for her and her kids on Christmas? Just saying…

My favorite holiday pastime is the days between Christmas and New Year’s where all those overpriced generic Christmas gifts are deeply discounted. I want a train case from Walmart let’s hope there is one in the mass clearance isle.

I hate the term “I have to rehome my dog because they need a lot of attention” I personally don’t believe that. Dogs will sleep for 10-12 hours

I didn’t even let my boxed mattress fully inflate I’m so fucking tired now.

Moving to an upstairs apartment was the worse decision I could ever make at age 37. Every fucking thing hurts now.

Handsome Squidward face.

Omar Gooding always gave slight GOP vibes but this might confirm it.

I don’t understand why people are making half baked brownies and calling it brownie pudding.

And while we talking about bad actors Uma Thurman wasn’t spectacular actor to lead in Kill Bill, she just looked good.

Quentin Tarantino opinion of bad actors is invalid just based on him giving a lead role to Brad Pitt.

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek, LOTR, or Marvel.

I don’t care how trendy it is on TikTok you can’t convince me to eat sardines. That shit stinks.

I have the most interesting #spotifywrapped list ever

Funny story the first time I went Black Friday shopping in 2010 I was looking for a MacBook and Walmart had them for $500 but only 20 in store. There was at least 40-50 people in line for it. I said this is stupid and went home. That converted me to Cyber Monday only.

I have a theory that the DC National Guard shooting will somehow be linked to the corruption going on in this administration now. A man with full CIA clearance decides to commit murder in front of the White House? Hmmm…

I ordered this wild yam cream from Amazon. Let’s see if it will bring my libido back like it was.

You can tell that Runaway Love was supposed to be Ludachris version of Brenda Gotta Baby but nobody took him seriously.

I hate how no matter how much product I use for my wash and go my front never stays curly. It’s mostly waves and crinkles.

Music from my childhood and adolescence now playing on MTV Classic channel makes me feel a certain way. I kinda hate the process of aging.

I’m sitting here watching CB4 and thinking about wanting a 1993 Allen Payne looking man to have his way with me in a seedy motel.

The girls were right. Opi Cajun Shrimp is not red anymore, it’s so pink!

It’s weird being on this GLP1 how I have to eat because I have to and not because I want to.

It’s Thursday which means I finally have some of my appetite back. The GLP1 really does its job well.

So a streamer named Cuffem that mocked George Floyd death for likes and money fell off a high platform at a Playboi Carti concert head first and is said to be in a vegetative state. Welp…

Somebody pointed out studs that can sing sound in pain like Amanda Perez and if that’s not an accurate description 😂. I had no business crying to the song Angel at 13 😭😭😭😭😭😭

My algorithm on TikTok is funeral stud and it takes me down every time.

Of course Clay “Failed to pay child support for years” Higgins was the only No vote for releasing the Epstein files.

I made a lighthearted comment about the twitter folks and now it’s turned into political arguments about LonLon Musky and Zionist. Oh my…

The irony of the website Downdetector being down and not able to confirm that is in fact down is comical to me.

Milagro is getting all she deserves because I definitely remember she would go live 2+ hours on YouTube every day and the main topic would be how she hates Meg. She definitely took that money from Tory Lanez to spread lies about the trial.