yall ever jerk it and then listen to take me to church by hozier right after? yeah me neither

fbi (frotting bitches inc.)

yaoi and yuri

red text on youtube thumbnails be like:

Every year hundreds of athletes attempt to besmirch the noble sport of baseball by trying to whip out the ol' cum ball.

Good omens fans. How are you guys doing? Im devastated. conflicted. Yet, this is it. It is over. Everything has to come to an end. spoilers in replies 🚨DO NOT FUCKING LOOK AT THE REPLIES IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED GOOD OMENS 3🚨

I counted how many times Lestat calls the dick attached to the body he stole his "organ" in Anne Rice's Tale of the Body Thief and the answer is... 19 times! Which is 19 times too many

you have never lived until you have had a panic attack in the middle of a bucees

thinking of good omens. i need it to be the 13th already fuck my fucking chungus life.

everyone kill @jesshateschess.bsky.social jess Jones.

i think vampires shouldn’t be allowed to be straight. that is one of the reasons why twilight rubs me off not the good rub off vampires should be GAY and it is UNHOLY if they aren’t.

Depop more like da poop #Roast

in the revenge. straight up “bonneting it”, and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My steadnits #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #dominant