Look's like Reno's got a case of the Mondays! "Office Space" another movie parody for @pwempirefed.bsky.social vs Shawn Knox. prestigefed.boards.net/thread/837/o...

Reno's Big Adventure vs MiMi Melrose @pwempirefed.bsky.social prestigefed.boards.net/thread/796/r...

Baddie Bia: The Doge Warrior for @pwempirefed.bsky.social vs Bia prestigefed.boards.net/thread/762/b...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Who the fucking ELIMINATAAAH NOW BITCH

the VANHOUSE vs Donnie Harris. READ, WILL YE! prestigefed.boards.net/thread/720/p...

HEEEYA WE GOTTA POPE-AH FROM-AH CHEEECAAAGO-AH! Let's-ah get some DEEP-AH DISH-AH PIZZA PIEEEE-AH!

Mah buddy T-Bone Willy apparently already had a design going for me! That or he jumped into a fucking Delorean! Here's T-Bone showin' it off!

OH THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG'N BRIGHT 👏👏👏👏 DEEP IN THA HART O' TEXAS! Donnie gonna get a big ol' taste of some RIGHT THERE FRED in his stupid mouf.

OH YEAH BABY. Ya boy is on a HOT STREAK! Sweet Caroline? Get ready! Daddy's comin to getcha soon! If only I could stop spendin mah earnin's on vending machines and scratchers.

Crawlspace Carnage A Reno Nevada Promo for @pwempirefed.bsky.social vs Mad Marlowe "Come out to the plains… we’ll get together… have a few laughs..." prestigefed.boards.net/thread/703/c...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH They said she was fast! They said she was dangerous! They forgot... I'M THE ONE WHO BARKS. One win closer to buying back the van. One concussion closer to redemption. MiMi Melrose? Cooked. Reno Nevada? Still cooking. @pwempirefed.bsky.social

Lost the match. Got a paycheck. One step closer to buying back my van!

@FWPrestige #GloryandValor PRESS JUNKET is LIVE! Major announcements made about the future of the company! fwprestige.boards.net/thread/627/g...

#FWPRumorMill Owned Maverick Huntley has been seen in business meetings all week leading up to next week's #GloryandValor We are being informed, a HUGE announcement will come Friday and also next Wednesday at the #GloryandValor show

OH YEA BABY Ol' Renny Baulz is gonna go for a two-fer!

You gotta KNAW WENNA HOLD EM KNAW WENNA FOLD EM KNAW WENNA WALKY WAY KNAW WENNA RUN BITCH YOU COUNT YO MONEY WHEN YA SITTIN AT THA TABLE DER BE TIMA NUFF FA COUNTIN WHEN DAT FUCKIN DEAL IS DONE

It ain't easy bein cheesy!

// Street Fighter, a @fwprestige.bsky.social promo against Kagami Honda fwprestige.boards.net/thread/579/s...

Dood so sad about Gene Hackmans. One of my favorite movies was the Crimson Tidies. They're fueling their missiles! We don't have time to fuck around!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK I didn't know Jack Hunter was a goddamn SAMOAN! Whoa. Not like, in a BAD way. I'm sayin I wouldn't have talked about twinkies cuz bein heavy set ain't his fault. That's genetics! If only der was some sorta place where I could research mah opponents. You know, like a rotisserie.

// TWINKIES A Promo for @fwprestige.bsky.social vs Jack Hunter. fwprestige.boards.net/thread/552/t...

I got you under my skin. Which either means I'm thinkin bout you. Or I shoulda worn a mask when usin dem industrial cleaners.

This guy works for DOGE.

Dey reached out to mah agent and asked me to take on the role BUT I turned it down because I didn't know what I thought it was a Dr. Seuss book. Ya know, the Oddy Seuss Who Scoots in Boots.

If you got an ass I'll kick it.

it's okay. A porcupine dressed like the monopoly dood found me on the side of the highway. He's giving me a ride to the next town in his buggy!

THOSE WERE NOT CANDYS CORNS

Startin to suspect dose weren't candy corns at all.

I think there was something funny about them candy corns.

Hypotechnally If I were to find a bag of candy corn on the side of the road, could I eat it?

#RenoFacts I got banned from Ebay for selling "authentic Boston snow" that was just tap watah in ziplock baggies.

Georgia is a lot further away from Boston than I thought. Honestly thought it was like a 2 day hike. Whoda thunk dis country was so bigguns?

In honor of @tactilizingone.bsky.social Imma do some #RenoFacts. In 2005 I gotta job as a grounds keeper at Fenway. I was fired the 1st day for Mowing Under the Influence after running the TRACTAH into the Green MONSTAH. Ended up blowing a 1.08 which was David Ortiz's OBP in the playoffs dat year.

Got desperate and hitchhiked. Now I'm passenger on a long hauler with a guy named Rusty Nail somewhere in Rhode Island. If I stop posting, either I'm dead or I fell asleep to the sound of the convoy.

I am the low effort.

Anyone know how to get to Georgia from Boston? Should I take I-90 or I-93? Keep in mind I am walkin cuz I lost my beautiful van to a Chiefs fan. Fuck you, Allen. 😓

I am?!?! I thought that was a paternity test I was signin!

I keep hearing about Florida man but FLORIDA MAN AIN'T GOT SHIT ON OL' RENNY.

Tell me why? It ain't nuthin but a heartache.

I don't like this timeline anymore.

In hindsight betting my van on the Bills might have been a mistake. Looks like I need a job. The dream is ovah!

FUCK YOU MAHOMES.

I bet my van dat the BILLS WILL DO IT, BAYBAY! FAAAAAAAAAAAAACK PATRICK MAHOMES.

C'mon guys. JEREMY? PEARL JAM? Gosh that was an easy one.

Clearly I memba picnic on the soy. Seem a beef n cheesey pork

Reapplying for my passport so I can travel to other states in case I wanna get back into da wrassle game but da Boston DMV is acting like I can just drive out of Mass without PAPAHS PLEEZE.

My buddies used to smuggle drugs inside cigarettes but I always preferred the hot dog method. Your xanies absorbs into tha mystery meat and makes for a tasty treat!

Jus anotha day livin in a van down by Dunkin. Gotta admit dem residential checks from my appearance in Oppenheimer are startin to dry up. Might have to come outta retirement you you you OUGHTA KNOW AND IM HEAAAR TO REMIND YOUUU OF DA MESS YOU LEFT WHEN YOU WENTAWAY ITS NOT FAAAAIR TO DENY MEEEE TH