I need a McDonald’s breakfast ASAP 🐷

I’ve been mega quite on here. How’s everyone’s Christmas been?

Someone has just drove past me in a convertible, with their roof down 🫠

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4 day working week, but I’m not feeling it already! Can I have my bed back?

Today is MOT day 🫠

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Love it when a straight guy flirts back 🤤

That Friday Feeling 💪🏼

The gym this morning is making me realise how much I have Daddy problems 😩

Right I’m not down for this cold weather or the fact it’s December next week. I’m in denial

This has been such a long week. I really feel my body and mind is just exhausted. Definitely some downtime is due over the next couple of days ✌🏼

Just Jocking Around #JockstrapFriday

I always see how much lads buzz about having a ‘fresh fade’ and I usually don’t really take note. However this lad in the gym, every time I see him with a fresh fade he gets insanely hotter. He’s hot anyway, but with a fresh fade 🥵🪭

Happy Halloween ya’ll 🎃👻🦇🕷️

I have a new Daddy gym crush 🥵

Fuck. I’ve really hurt my lower back 😭 I need to start listening to my body more!

Be on the look out this week, or someone may try put the willies up you… 👻💀

Bubbles 🫧

How is it I have only just realised when you whisper a command to Alexa, she whispers back!?

I could so just crawl in to bed right now

Afternoon Tea overlooking the Tyne today for James’ 30th Birthday 🥂 the summer even made a return for the occasion

Lady Gaga was a vibe last night. She was 👌🏼 please can I do it all again?

Today is my work Friday 😌

Leg day was brutal today

My kinda Sunday

You know when some people have have them faces you could just slap? Or is it just me…

So tonight I walked past a house with their Christmas tree up. Christmas tree on 2nd October! There purely just attention seeking right?

I’m not quite ready for speedo season to be over…. 🥺

Just Do It

Monday + Leg Day = 😩

…the best time. With the best people 🏳️‍🌈

Can’t believe Manchester Pride was wrapped a week ago 🏳️‍🌈 This years outfits…

Are we really in to September tomorrow? 🫨

Since I’ve been a naughty boy I have my speed awareness course this morning, for 3 hours 🫠

Happy Weekend

So, as you may recall I usually really fancy short lads, however there is this tall lad in the gym, must be about 6ft 3, and I could just climb him like a tree! 🤤 seriously his legs & peach!

Are the Swifties ok? Does someone need to check on them? I think they are going to self combust

I could sleep for a solid 2 days!

So many lads in the gym this morning wearing black shorts, vests, socks and trainers. Just something about the all black look that’s even more of a turn on 🥵

Good Morning ya’ll

I didn’t know what to expect at first, but it was sooo good. I actually laughed out loud so much! 😂 If you’re a fan of the first one, go see it!! #FreakierFriday

Absolutely loved #Superman! Didn’t think I would but surprisingly did

I am finding guys with mullets very attractive. Anyone else on this vibe?

Why do so many humans hold on to so much hate. Makes me really sad 😔

Peach acceptable for breakfast? 🍑

On my current workout plan leg day is on a Monday. I mean, leg day on a Monday!? Devil

So I actually really enjoyed IKWYDLS. Much prefer this over the second one. And loved that we got to see Jennifer Love Hewitt return. BUT I was always expecting her to say ‘911, what’s your emergency’ 😂

I’m sooooo ready for the weekend!

One thing I’ll never understand, homophobic & transphobic gays