I like this plan where you're the decoy.

I had no idea it was possible to be this phony...... This is actually kinda impressive.

Why are we here? For what purpose do we exist? We must not dwell on these questions. We can merely trust in the will of the universe and spend our days and nights in harmony with the world, celebrating this festival called Life.

Shhh...We're hunting Shitheads

When he finally achieved the ambition he thought he'd beem pursuing all along, was he content at last or only emptier still ? We only yearn for the skies because we cannot fly...

Look Kris Kris Cross Applesauce Now That We Are Trucies I Feel Like We Are On The Same Mathematical Wavelength You Get Me Kris You Do Not Do Crazy Things Like “Have Opinions”

Nothing can be accomplished without rules or standards.No matter if it is mortals or adepti, everyone has their place.

Okay! Consider them forgotten! Along with the projections that predict they'll be our biggest enemy! Forgotten!

Nothing is true. Everything is permited.

O sinner who knoweth not the true meaning of fear... I shall be thy mask and bear witness to the end.

Everyone needs a hand at some point or another, that's just how life works. Just make sure you're ready to lend a hand yourself when your number comes up.

Say what? Lady, you're the anti-boner. I want nothin' to do with ya', quite frankly.

Does jumping at them with my fists count as ranged?

Life, death... and the world around us all follow a set of laws... Hehe, but if you never test the limits, how can anyone know where the boundaries of these laws are?

Ooooohh... too bad... You rolled the idle dialogue that ends in your imminent death. There is no way to stop this Nerevar. As soon as i stop talking your balls will explode. And if you try to interrupt what i'm saying it will be instant. Now all that's left to do is-

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th Student, lying hidden somewhere in this school… the one they call the Ultimate Despair, Watch out for her.

Oh don't be such a baby... ribs grow back *turns around and whispers* No zey don't.

I did that stuff cause' i could. And it got interesting so i watched.

Fireworks are for now, but friends are forever.

Chopper. Just remember, it's a man's duty to forgive a woman's lies.

Alright, alright, I get it. You're dumb and you're dying, sure. Stop drawing this out. I've got places to be.

What are you, the king of random facts !?

Osmanthus wine tastes the same as i remember. But where are those who share the memory ?

I've always thought that it's important to appreciate the beauty in the world. The blossoms in the spring, summers by the sea, the smiles on your friends' faces... You shouldn't take those things for granted.

I've been working on a new spell you know. Testicular Torsionius. I think you will enjoy using it once it's done, It doesn't work on women though.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I did that stuff cause' i could. And it got interesting so i watched.

Does jumping at them with my fists count as ranged?

Hmm... My ad-mice would be to pro-squeak cautiously.

For those that live too long, the friends of days gone by and scenes from their adventures live on in their memories. As such, I have no regrets in meeting you, friend. Should the day ever come that we are not together, you will continue to shine like gold in my memories.

Who's a good boy ?! Who's not working for a mafia boss ?!

The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting.

Fuahaha! Listen well you fools! Schrödinger's box has opened! The time machine you idiots sought to obtain no longer exists! It has gone through space-time and has completely disappeared! Writhe with anguish and tremble in fear! For I, Hououin Kyouma... will prevail against you fools and even fate!

Contracts cannot be used to define friendship, nor measure sentiment. So just what can we use to measure the weight of our emotions ? Do you know the answer, friend ?

hello gordon !

I'll no longer give up. I'll no longer lie to myself. I'll no longer pretend I made the right choice, and I'll no longer compromise. They've all been desperately battling on, driven by the hope to change our world. I'll believe in their hope. Hope will be my strength!

I must stop you there, Mr Naruhodo. Unofficial, I may be, but I am nevertheless a professional. I couldn't examine such a humdrum item... for anything less than five pounds.

This an age of gods and monsters. I wish not for dominion, yet i cannot watch the common folk suffer.

Perhaps my old friend, the wind, got jealous of how much sunlight I've been taking in lately ! What a cad.

Leave the demon to his demons. Rest your own soul. There is nothing else.

Now that you're here, let's take our time. How can I be of assistance? For you're in luck. I'm suddenly quite taken with the idea of conversing!

To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... and yes, they even make mistakes.

Okay, this is THOROUGHLY cringe and not even SLIGHTLY based. I'm out.

I'm a friend of Fighter's. And anyone who picks on kids... is on my shit list.

This is next-level cheese... I couldn't spit a line like that if my life depended on it.

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, i hurt people.

Just as art is meant to break boundaries, people should be saved even if they frown upon it. I won't allow the justice i believe in to be shaken any further !

I-It's pitch black! My future is pitch black!

Every journey has it's final day. Don't rush.

Now that you're here, let's take our time. How can I be of assistance? For you're in luck. I'm suddenly quite taken with the idea of conversing!