Plot twist 😈 guess who went commando to Tesco ;)

Trying to get ready this #mcm - it’d be better if someone was taking them off instead 😈

Cheeky #scs wiggle 😈

Lemme slap this on your tongue 😈 #fcf

#humpday ready 😈 who’s sitting on?

Saturday softie with twist 😈

Happy #fcf lads 😈 imagine this poking you, what do you do next?

Starting the day with a nice soak 😈 jump on and lets make some splashing noises 💦

Starting the week hard and ready 😈 happy new year lads

I’m gonna be closing today’s Q&A with this as a general reminder 😊 I hope you lads had a great year, and you spend the day tomorrow doing whatever makes you happy! And wish that 2026 brings you everything you ever wished for and then some more! And thank you to whoever wrote this 🥰

Sure thing ;)

1. I am 28 :) 2. Haha I like them either way - whatever’s natural to you / you feel most confident in

It really depends tbh… I’d say 1 to 2 sometimes none even haha depends on the level of horniness

Everyone is entitled to their opinion and we’re all full of contradictions 😊

Now that’s a new thing! And then what happens? Haha I’m intrigued 👀

1. If by active you mean top, then yeah I do prefer to top but sometimes I like to mix things up. As for the rest I’ve answered them earlier ;) 2. I don’t have twitter anymore (deleted it when I got on here) and I don’t use insta all that much

1. As in on me or others? Haha on others sure I’d give it a go on me maybe not 2. Never tried that and I don’t even know how that works if I’m honest

Why can’t two things be true at the same time? 👀 fear not though, if I decide to stop posting I’ll be letting you guys know with a cheesy long post 😜

I wish I could say I do! I mean I don’t mind it haha but truthfully? Nothing there 😂 literally no feeling whatsoever - someone years ago suggest piercing as a solution but I’m deadly afraid of needles soooo yeah no hahaha

This is going to be an interesting one haha half of the people want me hairy and half shaved - tbh I do prefer me shaved too but I have been lazy recently haha maybe soon ;)

There’s not enough character limit to type it all out haha I love everything about him especially how caring he is and his eyes (if you’re asking bout the non PG stuff he’s got an amazing bum, body and cock too) As for the other part we do love playing games together amongst other things ;)

I have indeed :)

Hmm that’s a tough one tbh… Calvin’s and AussieBums tbh and I’m more of a boxer brief guy (sometimes jocks too). Also love seeing a lad in just their boxers and socks walking around the house. (Bonus pic of my favourite pair)

Oooh haha wasn’t expecting that! I don’t really watch musicals however I do listen music from them a lot with Cabaret and Chicago being very high up there fighting the top spot and of course Mamma Mia. (Even though I’m a late 90s kid I love all these classics and listen to lots of stuff)

We haven’t used any together yet but we both own a couple 😜 And no our relationship isn’t open :)

Now this is… incredibly sweet 🙈 my mum always says “be the change you wanna see in others” so there you go 😊 blame her haha Jokes aside though, this means a lot! Surely this profile doesn’t encompass all aspects of me but you know life’s too short not to have a little fun along the way ;)

I appreciate that a lot!! I don’t take anything for granted 😉 ass pics won’t be coming anytime soon though, we gotta keep something private, no? (or maybe not 👀 we shall see) Favourite pic huh? Now that’s a difficult one… the question should be which is your favourite one 😜

Not many tbh like 2 or 3 and it wasn’t for fun more like a date thing earlier this year 😊

Haha I’m big on scents tbh and I think it’s one of the best compliments I could get when being told I smell nice. This is my favourite scent the last few years as a winter every day perfume.

Thanks ;) definitely not for me… I’ve been lazy enough not to shave my body hair recently haha I’m not a huge fan of a bush (on me)

Interesting someone brought this up! I was thinking about it when I saw those… but I hate how my voice sounds like recorded hahaha so I need to get warmed up to the idea more… definitely not for now though ;)

Yup he does, we had been following each other for months on here before we met and we didn’t even know haha (he’s been featured a couple of time here recently) Maybe at the end of the day I can tag him too (if he’s okay with that) 😉

I am not currently single 😊 Personally I don’t think I pretend I am as whenever I’m asked I always say that I’m not 😉 if you’re asking why I don’t have “taken” on my bio I just don’t want to jinx it haha Fear not though, he’s on here too and sees everything 👀😂

Haha you really liked that didn’t you? Maybe I’ll do another one at some point ;)

Ah thanks so much for this! Really appreciated! I have to say working out for me it’s very personal, like it’s the time during my day I switch off so don’t tend to take pics and stuff. Besides I don’t actually workout at the gym sooo no risky locker room pics from me haha

1. Oooh I like the date question! I don’t want fancy stuff tbh - a nice walk somewhere, getting ice cream and having an interesting conversation is more than enough 2. I don’t know if they have haha years ago I did accidentally flash someone though 🙈

1. Probably beach sex haha (be very careful out there lads) 2. That is an interesting question… for me it’s someone that’s communicative and show how much they’re enjoying it

Most memorable one? It was recently actually and it involved that special someone. Played with baby oil for the first time… gave him a full body massage and when we got really turned on, things got very steamy 😈

Haha I’d like to think that I don’t have a type… like I find hot almost all tribes as such for me it’s all about the confidence someone has. My friends would probably say otherwise though haha

Oooh haha well… hopefully in bed, naked with a rather special someone 👀

Can I just that’s such a lovely question! This year hasn’t been the easiest for me and it’s something I haven’t talked about much so next year the goal is to find peace in this chaotic world 😊 oh and spend quality time with loved ones

I’ve always wondered why people like numbers so much 👀 please do enlighten me in the comments hehe 1. I’m 5’8, 80kg 2. Never measured it 😎 3. Unfortunately I am not into that sort of thing 4. Hehe have at it 😈

Since the year comes to an end soon I thought I’d do one of those 😊 have at it lads 😈 ngl.link/ldnhornylad

Got too excited in my bath 😈

This cock ring is very tight 😈

Is it the last #fcf of the year? Hope on and let’s make it count 😈

Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎊 I hope you’re all spending it with loved ones creating happy memories and if you’re not that’s okay too! Sometimes the company of a book or your favourite video game is enough to make you feel jolly - I truly hope everyone has a great Christmas 🥂

Here’s a rare view all wrapped up for Christmas 😘 happy #humpday

Don’t mind me I’ll jus be in my boxers and socks 😈

Festive cock to start your day 😈