I'll continue telling this story: In ER with a ferocious, mysterious headache after a series of them. Get 2 migraine cocktails & a CT scan. ER doc asks my pain number. Me: "6 but my 6 is someone else's 9." She gave me another migraine cocktail. The existing "pain scale" is not helpful.

And so begins the most obnoxious part of being a high risk pregnancy 🥲

Officially on light duty per my OB. 🫣 I’ve been experiencing false labor and pelvic instability and she was horrified to know that I’m still gardening and climbing under couches to clean. 😅 She barely wants me lifting Mouse but I’ll risk that 😉

If you see this quote post a photo of you in glasses (I swear I own makeup I just never get a chance to wear it these days)

Ended up getting sick so even though I wanted to share my new color with a full face of makeup… ya get pudding face.

Well this is turning out way more feminine than intended 💀 Hopefully when I put on the final details int wont be

My husband rolled over on the baby an hour and a half ago and now she won’t go back to sleep. I may become a widow before the night is over. 😒

Working on making a graduation cake for my brother in law. Crumb coat is on but I’m out of energy so we decorate tomorrow 😮‍💨

Mouse and I woke up sick this morning so unfortunately all the effort I put into doing my hair last night was for nothing because we had to back out of attending my friend’s daughter’s birthday. 😩😩 Mouse is hyped on Tylenol feeling slightly better from it while I continue to suffer lol

My shower looked like I m*rdered someone lmaooo I was gonna blow dry my hair to see the final color sooner but dying my hair and showering/washing out all the excess dye while 8 months pregnant used up all my energy. Results tomorrow!

Trying a new color 😳😬🫣

Diogenes isn’t allowed to read Sylvia Plath anymore 💀

Share a preacher, nun, or priest

Today my “little brother” aka my brother in law (who is a whole head taller than me) graduates lineman school. I’m so proud of him! Baking a graduation cake before we go watch him graduate 🥹🥹

When you’re clearly exhausted but swing is life 😂😂 She was awake here but trying so hard to check out and if I said “Ya tired? Wanna get out?” “No!” 😂😂

My little sister was rushed to an emergency room last night and around 10:30 pm we found out she needs surgery. 😮‍💨 I haven’t slept. I’m just waiting for my husband to wake up and take care of Mouse so I can go to my sister. Good vibes appreciated.

But seriously- are there actually people out there who like light mode? 😳

My husband is turning me into my mother. I’m constantly having to go around turning lights off after he’s been in a room. 🫠 He insists on having the AC down at 72 (our AC is not energy efficient it’s old as dirt) and I’m like “You can’t have both, dude!” 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Monochrome Monday - also a throwback to my first month with my little rainbow 🌈

My little Mouse had her first true Easter egg hunt this year with her cousins. They were very sweet and made sure to help her find some. She has a weird obsession with real eggs though so once she found the real eggs, she was happy to just walk around with one in each hand 😂😂😂

A friend posted about the decline in women getting pregnant. This guy responded and I asked for clarity. Can’t imagine why he’s single 😂😂😂

When your kid falls asleep in the car and doesn’t wake up for 2 hours 🥲

Five shows to get to know me: Bob’s Burgers The Walking Dead Outlander Scrubs The Pitt

Just got done helping my 11 year old niece work on a book report for The Magician’s Nephew. I hate the Chronicles of Narnia 🫣🫣

Cool so we can profit off the horrendous shit done to those children but not prosecute the monsters behind it. Sounds about capitalism. 👍🏻

This scene from Rugrats will ALWAYS be relevant.

Just finished up the design for Mouse’s 2nd birthday… how is my baby turning 2 in a little over a month? 😭😭

So the tradition in our family has always been for me to make my nieces’ and nephews’ birthday cakes. The only time I haven’t is when I was a month away from delivering Mouse. I’m planning to do my niece’s birthday cakes (in 22 days) and she’s requested a Demon Slayer cake 🥴

Post an image you can hear (Cause I’m old)

Mouse just threw up for the 5th time this month. Technically 6th but one of the times was mostly just saliva.. I took her to the pediatrician after the 4th time but got told “Kids throw up” and now I’m feeling like such a shit mom for not pushing more for an actual test/answer. 😭😭

Found out at my ultrasound on Friday that little man is a projected 4 lbs give or take 10oz (in either direction)… I’m only 30 weeks so for those who don’t know… that’s big. 🫠 About a pound bigger.. and the average weight gain for the next 1/2oz per week.. so he could be close to 9lbs at birth 💀

Finally caught up on Disney Dreamlight so now I finally get to dive into Coral Island 🥰

Huge Thank You to Everyone across the country and the globe out in the streets for No Kings Day. You Matter. All of you. For everyone one of who can't be there, be vocal and be supportive. I'm so thrilled to see such a massive turn out! THANK YOU! #NoKingsDay

Today was my first baby’s heavenly birthday. She’d have been 14. That’s so crazy to imagine. I’m so grateful for her two siblings she sent me but I’ll always miss the first girl to make me a momma. 🥺💜

Yes hello please enjoy this recording of my precious baby trying to say her favorite fur sibling’s name 🥰

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

My pregnancy craving of the day… a “deviled pickle” using a Hot Mama pickle, devil egg filling, and then drizzling chili oil crisp on top. 👀

I planted catnip in a pot last year. Nothing ever happened so I chucked the dirt in my garden bed. Suddenly we have a little cat nip bush and my guys are obsessed when they come out to the garden with me 😂😂

My kiddo tried to drown herself in the bathtub tonight with me literally sitting on the toilet next to her. I’m gonna be gray before she’s 5 😭

Someone needs to explain to me why my almost 2 year old is obsessed with eggs… Not eating them- no, no… Just holding them and walking around. And only raw eggs. We tried to boil some to prevent broken eggs and she was not tricked in the slightest lmaooo

Quote this with your favorite animal (To be clear I love all bats but I’ve loved fruit bats since reading Stellaluna as a kid)

Can’t remember the last time I wore any semblance of makeup… 10 weeks to go. 😮‍💨🤰🏼

Ordered my insulin refills 2 days ago for my gestational diabetes. Said it would be ready by 2:30 yesterday. Never hear anything from the pharmacy. Look online and find out they changed the date and now I won’t have any insulin for the next 4-5 days. 🥲 I’m so scared.

“You don’t look sick.” People with autoimmune diseases hear that more times than you can count. Because it doesn’t always look like anything on the outside. But inside… their body is constantly fighting itself. I live with an autoimmune disease every day

The cashier at the coffee shop today hurt my feelings. He said his coworkers call him “old” and “Unc” and he’s only 25! His coworker tells him “You are old! You’re pushing 40!” …. I’m 35 🥲 In one of my mom groups someone was worried because they’re 38 and pregnant for the first time and their mom

What is the point of a call back if you’re gonna call back and leave the person on hold for the same amount of time as the original hold that required the call back?! 😭😭😭

Post the: Last movie you saw 🎬 Last game you played 🎮 Last show you watched 🖥 Last song you listened to 🎶 🎬 Jurassic World Rebirth 🎮 Disney Dreamlight Valley 📺 Curious George (mom life) 🎶 Teenagers - MCR

There’s no WiFi

Starting the gut wrenching process of going through baby clothes to donate 🥲 It’s hard to imagine Mouse was ever so small. So grateful a lot of her clothing was hand me downs from her cousin so a lot of her stuff is gender neutral and can be used for Little Man

QTP with an anime that has an awesome theme song 🎶