hello fellow blueskeetys

Next year I’m gunna get big ol pecs you’ll see

good morning nincompoops (affectionate)

for the record mine would be Quarrel

I think everyone should know what the Waluigi of their name is

The amount of Breloom and Luigi discourse on my feed today ……

Please buy me a panettone so I can be happy

It has come to my attention that some of u are cuties

Watched CONCLAVE … where can I buy one of those cute lil red caps

This is going to sound naive but what is “bulking”? Does that just mean eating a lot and taking a shirtless pic? I want to try that

we’re back fellas

need it so bad right now

unfortunately this grocery store mascot looks like me

Should I skeet about the Swiftie behaviour I’m witnessing in this hotel lobby right now or maintain my safety on the internet

We need a word for oomf but it’s a successful gay guy you hooked up with then added on LinkedIn

hi cuties

Hey skeety pies!!!

No but has anyone else read this New Yorker article about botched penis implant surgeries

I’ve been sending faggots BlueSky invite codes over text and they keep thinking it’s a crypto scam!!!!

What do you mean the ice cream machine is broken

Just blew (skied) myself