Feisty boy today on the cat mat. #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #Cats

Your jacket Jason? Yours? I think not. #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #Cats

July 9?!?!?! That's forever away! @chrislloydauthor.bsky.social I suppose I can now hold you and Phil personally responsible for the slow passage of time. :)

Oooh! If you're anywhere near this you should go. Chris writes amazing things and is a lovely chap!

news.sky.com/story/the-uk... Yes, clearly I'm the problem with the UK. Me with all my running a business and creating jobs and shit. That's what's wrong here. I'm the problem. 🙄 Fuck off you Monegasque hiding, tax dodging, shitstain on the underpants of society.

Signore Lucifero surveys his cemetery. #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #Cats

The rain Jason? We spoke about this. #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #Cats

Oh...

Awww yeah. Pistacchi!

Tonight is soundtracked by The Cruel Sea www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBhX...

@petipaw.bsky.social has dragged me into the nerdy world of curling. youtu.be/p60I9LNHNxg

Hello nice people in Jason’s phone #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #Cats

An action sequence. #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #Cats

Aliexpress. I have questions. www.aliexpress.com/item/1005009...

Snoozing in the heater hammock. #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #Cats

How in the name of all that's good and holy am I *still* feeling jetlagged. Also why haven't I gone shopping? Fine, I've given into it. signore Lucifero and I are watching the original Day Of The Jackal and awaiting KFC. Yes, it's come to that.

ROAR!!! #BlackCats #CatsOfBlueSky #Cats

Shout out to acecarsreading.co.uk who met me at Heathrow and conveyed me home to signor Lucifero. They're the best!

When blowing raspberries on your infants tummy be sure to place one hand firmly on the back of your head to ensure you don’t stop.

In the event of an emergency landing remember to tickle the person beside you twice to lighten the mood.

Haha! Later bitches, I’m outta here

Nice one Steve. Now look what you’ve done.

Steve, no! Not the eye lasers!

Today’s game. Taking pictures of the airplane safety card and making up captions. “Please ensure your Afro is under full control before placing life jacket over head”

Soon my beast! Soon! Boaridng the plan in 10 mins. Be with you in a few hours for some outside time. :) #BlackCats #CatsOfBlueSky #Cats

Hey everyone who voted for Brexit, a hearty fuck you from me standing in the Athens airport “other” passport queue for an hour while Europeans breeze through.

Today's earworm youtu.be/YgSPaXgAdzE

The bloke across from me on the Athens metro has a superb suitcase. #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

Landed in Athens to a taxi strike. Let the adventures in Athens metro system begin! 😂

I’m away for a few days in Athens and neighbours are popping in to feed and water Signore Lucifero. Installed a couple of blink 2k mini cams so I can look in on him. They’re great! #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #Cats

He's airborne again. #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #Cats

Jason, it's raining outside. We talked about this. Why haven't you fixed this yet? #BlackCats #CatsOfBlueSky #Cats

You there! Wonderful follower! Check out @petipaw.bsky.social ‘s site! Reading Venice is back!!!!

Collected, driven home, fed, treats and chin rubs. And now outside time. Signore Lucifero is a happy happy boy! #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #Cats

13 hours into the first 14 hour flight. That means about another 14 hours until I'm picking up signore Lucifero. Woo! #BlackCats #CatsOfBlueSky #Cats

I'm a day away from being back to collect signore Lucifero but he seems very happy at the posh cat hotel :) April @ www.longcroftcathotel.co.uk is the best! #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #Cats

And now its time for the pool.

Throwback to last month when signore Lucifero was king of san pietro. Not forever we'll be back there again my beast. #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #Cats

Ohh a storm!

Wooo! Pre ordered! Resumes holding @chrislloydauthor.bsky.social personally responsible for the slow passage of time.

I have recently discovered that whole episodes of Le Ricette Del Convento are available on YouTube. Possibly the only Italian TV show where they speak slow enough for me to follow 😂

Signore Lucifero update from the posh cat hotel. He’s enjoying himself. 😻 #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #Cats

Woo again!

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Woo!

Signore Lucifero photos from April at the cat hotel. #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats #Cats

Distinguished friends, meet my father Terry, seen here after 2 bottles of Valpolicella and a few grappas. 😁

The face when you discover the bar in Noosa that does a spritz Select.

Update on signore Lucifero. He’s happy boy this morning. Thanks again to April at www.longcroftcathotel.co.uk for taking care of my boy while I’m away. #BlackCats #CatsOfBlueSky #Cats

Brisbane and family visits lovely but missing signore Lucifero badly. Pics from the lovely April at www.longcroftcathotel.co.uk