PAY 👏 ATTENTION 👏 TO 👏YOUR 👏 STATE 👏 ELECTIONS youtube.com/shorts/dxgen...

Today is a day I need to not be on social media.

They’re not wrong. It was nice to have a reminder of a lot of these things from my misspent youth, but it’s also a reminder of how far we’ve regressed in such a short time. youtu.be/63hTNdTK8Bw?...

Anyone under the age of 80 with that haircut on the right is a problem. Pay attention to your statehouse races, people.

I literally screamed. You had me at Jennifer Kent, and then you added James Tiptree, Jr. reactormag.com/jennifer-ken...

This whole thread should get someone on a watchlist

I love so much that they did this.

Yessssssssssss

*heart eyes*

And somehow Cyndi Lauper still is not in the Hall of Fame. At this point I have to wonder if they offered it to her somewhere along the way and she turned them down. But I doubt it.

This is intense. I never knew his background.

The more I learn about astrology, the more I hate horoscopes. If your horoscope is more than a couple of sentences long*, they are pulling it out of their @$$. *The exception being Rob Brezsny because he is simply the best ever. Never change, Rob.

Apple One includes Apple Arcade, which apparently has a game called…

Did Hikaru just say, “I promise I will make out to you” the first time? 🤣🧐😈

Tonight’s episode of #AEWCollision has no business being as fun as it is

Please God. I want this for us.

Just heard some useless YouTube clown say, “Wage ceilings create rent ceilings!” and after spending the last two months attempting to get into an apartment so I can sell this house, no they sure as F don’t.

Lord, I cannot with this man’s ugly-@$$ face. It’s been years since I lived there, but seeing him or hearing about him gives me PTSD. Now he’s doing it to all of us, though, so there’s no P (post-) about it.

Without downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?

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Not sure how I would feel about a theoretical Kirk series overseen by the same execs who found Starfleet Academy “too woke,” but Darren!Kirk has grown on me, and I wouldn’t mind more. Just… undo most of last season please and thank you.

The Hilton where the Correspondents’ Dinner was held this year is the same Hilton where Regan was shot. I’ll let you decide how to apply that to your conspiracy theory of choice.

Just found this new interview with Augustine Frizzell on Never Goin’ Back and Euphoria youtu.be/Qx-30Mf7e04?...

I would watch Real American if it were two hours of Werner Herzog talking about wrestling www.fightful.com/wrestling/we...

There’s someone on the front row of tonight’s AEW Collision with a poster that says, “MAKE IT GAYER.” I concur, though I’m not entirely sure how that’s possible.

I have finally manifested a new Zawe Ashton episode of the Miss Me podcast 🙌 pca.st/episode/d6e2...

An absolute waste. I saw this coming. Absolutely none of the departures are a surprise. I wouldn’t be surprised if Chelsea and Piper are soon to be on the chopping block, and REAL TALK, they’ve been wasting Rhea Ripley all year.

Too Soon, dude. 😢

Cancelling all my plans for the weekend. Mother Mary will be here. ‘Bout to get taken for a ride by local ticket prices Yee haw 🤠

April 23, 2026: Heather Cox Richardson wore a tie-dyed shirt on YouTube 😍👑🙌

I was really hoping she was holding a chainsaw, but it’s just a belt

I feel as old as the cobweb-coated afghan covering that weird trunk in your grandma’s attic

My Grinch heart just grew three sizes

Stan Beeman is too old for this $#-t

When I grow up, I want to be a female Bauhaus student in the 1920s.

There was an unexpected amount of Xena content on this week’s episode of Hacks.

I want to work for Deborah Vance. Between this and my love for Kristen Stewart’s character in Clouds of Sils Maria, my heart’s dream job appears to be assistant to a difficult older woman entertainer. (I’m not kidding. Hit me up. I’m a Xennial. Elder Boomers and Silent Gen LOVE me as an employee.)

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet. How can you pick, though?

Beautiful.

Yeah, MJF is dropping the belt tonight.

The audience poster “Will Ospreay Autistic King ❤️” just healed me 🥰

Chris Jericho needs to give himself a stately Vincent Price-style haircut. The long, stringy, aging rocker hair plus the mustache isn’t doing it. The VP would go so much better with his gimmick

This reminds me how long it’s been since I’ve seen Leaving Las Vegas. I used to own it on VHS. I was thinking recently how it’s completely disappeared from the public consciousness. It’s what won Nicolas Cage his Oscar.

I don’t normally love Assayas’s political drama as much as his weirder stuff, but I have a hard time imagining that anything with him and this cast could be boring. Jeffrey Wright, Paul Dano, Jude Law. Yes, pls. youtu.be/U7ctYp3zQVA?...

🌞🕶️🍹🌺⛱️🌊🐚🏝️

Wouldn’t you just love to be on a list with this guy

*cackle*

When I said I wanted to be a pirate, I didn’t mean like this.

50 years of teh drama and angst *swoon*

Six minutes of pure joy youtu.be/9AOk8cSrZAY?...