The thing about Big Tech is that people all have to be labelled, categorized and judged ...which is great for machines, and an absolute fuppin disaster for the human race🤖 #irishsciencefiction

📺🔥🍏THE PROBLEM WITH TRYING TO WRITE COMEDY📯 #writing #irishcomedy #problemswith #problemswithwritingirishcomedy #fallalallalalladingdongumpillyompillydibbelyflomp #andstufflike

We buried Great Uncle Hontoolius yesterday. A quiet man would be to put it mildly. He was the sort of person who would always keep to himself. A man who hated when a fuss was made over him. Having typed that ...if he knew how much we spent on the funeral, he'd be spinning in his ditch.

🦇A viable alternative to reality ...or just propaganda puked out by machine men and their corporations???

Bad spelling -I blame the teachers ...Unsploppanly is right

😮😮😮Comedians using AI😮 Take this cryptic quiz to see WHO the worst offenders are: Act 1: 'an invoice for the cold' Answer: B*** B*** Act 2: 'a prophylactic for an automobile' Answer: J***y C*** Act 3: Ricky Gervais ...sorry, forgot the clue -'galloping knob rot' Answer: R***y Ger***s

'Will ya stop putting that shite out on the internet ...if it was any good you'd have loads of likes' -always good to get feedback on writing, BUT ...the internet doesn't get to decide what I do ...also the stuff that gets promoted by the corporations is shockingly bad (in every sense of the word)

😢💧🌞🔥Is @tommytiernan.bsky.social Joe Duffy??? ARE they REALLY two different people??? Did you EVER see them TOGETHER??? youtu.be/hHiZ3S8FbUE

🎲🎨🔥Spalooon

🌊⛅🐢The SUGGESTION of POWER🔥 #omflobble

🧩🏄‍♀️🤾‍♂️The Circuits of Perception

🧻🐧🌿I just don't have the words to describe this ...unfoncontillious, combunctious, terrible, bondompful -ya know, not good

🔥💾🍷 THE WOBBLY BROADSWORD ...shadow legends unleashed

Do you suffer from Other People's Projection?

🌟🔥📐Uniherited Hereditary Condition #Lambourghini_Flambulo

Ha ha ha hoo ha ha ...the plot thickens, and furthers, and away Captain R. O'Sneachta and First Officer Flod Turntable go: To Boldly find a Tourist Office, and directions to the Gurmhongle of Flonstickle's place -for a bowl of Umperflong creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...

Sligo folk: Live comedy this Sat (only a tenner to cover costs) -six acts with a broad mix of styles ...and not a single culture wars comedy grifter within an asses roar of the place

📕🔥📩PHNARAG FOLUNG EARTHIANS

POETRY ...I know it must be good because ya learn it in school. But who reads it. I'm fifty seven and I've never met anyone who talks about it. They have books and everything. Who is buying them? I can't figure it out.

Have seen the result of AI in standup, it's not bad ...from what I can tell it lends itself to a specific style. For most folk it is useless though. Except as a character to relentlessly take the piss outta ...although, like John Colleary says: if you think 'I know someone like that' -it is you ;)

A Flinden Hombralla or a Humbodillyon??? Only AI can decide.

'Did you know <something vaguely emotive and almost plausible>?' 'No, where did ya hear that' 'Saw it online' '...online, what the fuck, ya might as well have told me you overheard it in a fever dream about fridge magnets, bet it was AI' 'not sure' 'definitely AI' 🤖

Okely diddley do, time for some proper storytelling (as always it is completely subjective, but ya can't fault the effort) -smoke 'em if ya got 'em open.spotify.com/episode/6zpU...

⏳⛄🥦Just WAIT till last Wednesday #splonge

🔥🏮🎄DON'T BE A ⬜ ...help get IT legal🧶 #omgalon_hagump_flubbeldywark

🔥🎄🌺SPLOOD ...they are out there, and some have power and money <gasp>

🎪🔥🧶SEANLEABA PHEISTÍN UACHTAR

A riffed micro side tale about one of the Characters from the ongoing 'Flight into Culfadda' ...plus some mild Jimmy Carr bashing, only because he is an intelligent man and can do a whole pile better than 'antiwoke' algorithm/ corporate trend appeasing shiteology youtu.be/GvFNDqAtQVQ

🔥🍡🎮Hoggaldyfullomp

🐨🔥😮😢🔥🎷EMPEROR Nalbert Hokenlaunt ...AGAIN!!! This far NORTH!!! ONSCRONTABLE!!! (sort of proud of the way these fall flat on the socials, it's probably the best mark of quality ya can get in this day and age)

One of the shortest jokes you'll ever not hear

🧶🔥🍄SPLONG #gurmhongle

🔥🔥🔥FLOD gromhongle, unblonst the upmost snaw, durind Sprind #cloggedyflump #absnocht #fleart

🔥🔥🔥MAY THE 4 TH BE WITH YOU ...Compulsory Star Wars gag for the day that's in it:

Something went wrong ...please try again later. AI is brilliant. Must remember that the next time I don't want to do something. Here's a story ...about an AI student (trained on social media codswallop), and an ageing anthropology Professor (4 min) youtu.be/ov5j791kxrc

🔥🔥🔥A JOKE about WRITING A JOKE🔥🔥🔥 Comedy is dictated by the tastes of media corporations ...they push out guff about AI doing the job, but the truth is complicated. I know, I've been banned from Amazon Publishing for doing stuff like this. The problem is -one person's taste is as good as any other.

🤸‍♀️🎷🐤SOCIAL MEDIA CREATORS ...bunch of fiddlesticking eejits

I write and publish a joke a day (following Spike Milligan's advice). Some are awful. Some derivative. Most are average. But every so often one does the job properly ...keeps it universal, punches up, and slaps an obvious absurdity in the mush. Today was one of the latter: youtu.be/Emg6nLdAWNY

🐇🔥🍄Don't forget not to sign the anonymous petition ...I'm trying to get rid of those bothersome Smurfs

Flaarg

Don't be Evil ...the bar for big tech was fairly fuckin low, and yet still <insert consequence>

✂🎾🏈Clint Eastwood is a Flluppin clunt #spatula #or #fish_slice #which_is_right #who_knows #who_cares

What happens when you run out of words???

New long story (Ch.1) ...am a bit rusty so the first ten mins are crap, but it gets into a stride. Hybrid storytelling, halfway between writing and seanachaí ranting. AI proof -no machine will ever be able to do this (although that's not necessarily a good thing;) open.spotify.com/episode/07oe...

🔥 Before the @joerogantop.bsky.social show went to fuck he had Nick Bostrom on for a chat. It was good stuff, Nick clearly knew his stuff. Nearly a decade later and it's time to take the piss. #constaflubberdygibbert

🔥THE BONGERLONHOBBILDYFLUGGELDYONFOMINATOR

The WORLD'S FIRST Human v AI Roast battle ...ended up a draw, but I'll be back (thanks to Buddy Q for hosting)

Writing for Standup Comedy, might do as a curiosity for comedy nerds ...'writing' is a bit of a misnomer, ya compose it in your head and edit while doing mundane tasks -but the process and story structure are the same anroinnultra.com/2026/04/05/w...

Be your own echo chamber #irishsciencefiction