✂🎾🏈Clint Eastwood is a Flluppin clunt #spatula #or #fish_slice #which_is_right #who_knows #who_cares

What happens when you run out of words???

New long story (Ch.1) ...am a bit rusty so the first ten mins are crap, but it gets into a stride. Hybrid storytelling, halfway between writing and seanachaí ranting. AI proof -no machine will ever be able to do this (although that's not necessarily a good thing;) open.spotify.com/episode/07oe...

🔥 Before the @joerogantop.bsky.social show went to fuck he had Nick Bostrom on for a chat. It was good stuff, Nick clearly knew his stuff. Nearly a decade later and it's time to take the piss. #constaflubberdygibbert

🔥THE BONGERLONHOBBILDYFLUGGELDYONFOMINATOR

The WORLD'S FIRST Human v AI Roast battle ...ended up a draw, but I'll be back (thanks to Buddy Q for hosting)

Writing for Standup Comedy, might do as a curiosity for comedy nerds ...'writing' is a bit of a misnomer, ya compose it in your head and edit while doing mundane tasks -but the process and story structure are the same anroinnultra.com/2026/04/05/w...

Be your own echo chamber #irishsciencefiction

The compulsory ARTEMIS gag (this is Irish Sci-Fi) ...go on the humans!!!

WRITERS ...GIVE UP NOW!!! 🤖 I tried to match a machine at storytelling. The unfortunate truth is AI will always outperform Human Storytelling. Not that it is any good. Just that it runs the publishing platforms. youtu.be/OQHMmCAH29g

🔥 FOUR can play that game #irishsciencefiction #irishcomedy

Phetamorphically speaking, a conguluudert is a galfing ...or is it?

COMICS always see the GLASS half EMPTY ...the MISERABLE gits

The Hatchet of Billy the Ballad. Sorry, I meant the Billy of Hatchet the Ballad. No wait, The Hatchet of Ballad the Billy. I meant, Billy the Hatchet of Ballad. Ah, fuck sake, writing is hard, I give up. #constaflubberfygibbert

😮ooh arr, Phnar phnar, Jimmy Carr ...ye olde lazy pun gag

Rhubarb and Curly Wurly ...for the day that's in it -the sort of thing that makes the algorithm scratch it's virtual head and move on, which counts as an artistic win these days youtu.be/S3_oTk2zu_g

Yack, yack, yack ...it's a daft gag

🔥🔥🔥USE AI TO DISPENSE MEDICAL ADVICE??? GREAT IDEA ...absolutely nothing could go wrong 👍

AI, no comment

🔥🦎🎮Comedy Roast Battles ...might as well say it ...predictable, mean spirited and a creative cul de sac. Be good craic to do one that gets gradually more outlandish untill it descends into a full on slapstick brawl rolling through the crowd ...custard pies, rubber chickens, the works 👍 #irishcomedy

PASSWORD PERIL🔥 #irishcomedy #ifyadontthinkitsfunny #thencallitirishzimblefon

The problem with using an UNRELIABLE NARRATOR in your story ...is that results can vary.

Artificially Generated Ego

What happened to standup? It used to be deep thinkers bringing their wit to a mic. Nowadays the top of the game is @mrrickygervais.bsky.social talking about his cock, and why he hates minorities. ...thanks to @hawkswellsligo.bsky.social for keeping the grassroots scene alive. youtu.be/BUkppaLCEKk

🥣🥗🍏AI Responsibility🌎

🔥DON'T BE UN-RECONTOMFUL ...I can't stress that enough🔥🔥🔥 #irishcomedy #irishsciencefiction #unrecontomfulness

❌THE PROBLEM ...with being FLOMDOMDIDDLYOMPTIOUS #bheithgocuramach

🐴🔥🌲FIDDLESTICKS to this, I'm off to Connoly's for a pint 🥃 #irishcomedy #irishsciencefiction #fiddlesticks

🕸🔥📚Are you being WALL BRUSHED🙄 #canstflubberdygubbert #hellonk #gunsturtable

🔥🔥🔥AN ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT SELF AWARE PONTIAC FIREBIRD🔥 ...ah here, goodnight

🔥 This has gotta be a contender for the stupidest gag ya ever heard 🙄 #irishcomedy

PISSED OFF. Was cycling home this evening when the road salting lorry overtook me, and let fly with a heavy spray just as it was level with my head. Knocked me right INTO THE HEDGE!!! To be fair to the driver he stopped to ask if I was okay. I told him not to worry about it ...THROUGH GRITTED TEETH

🧻🔥🔨🥝The Psychology of Comedy

🔥SPARE a thought for those ONLINE WARRIORS, fighting the good fight -Tweeting, Posting, Re-posting, Liking ...doing everything they can to make the world a better place. One pointless corporate machine iteration at a time. It's a tragic waste of human minds #irishcomedy #irishsciencefiction

🌏🌘🌙SLIGO SPACE MUSEUM🌏🌘🌙 #irishsciencefiction #irishcomedy #sligospacemuseum

👽👽👽THE MARTIAN AMBASSADOR👽👽👽

🐠🎲🌳The Deal of the Art. Donald Trump once claimed he is an artist, and deal making is his paintbrush.🔥 Like Jimmy Carr with knob and fanny puns.🔥 Or @mrrickygervais.bsky.social with mocking disability.🔥 #irishsciencefiction #irishcomedy #dealoftheday

😈🔥😈🔥😈🔥An DIABHAL agus a chuid ROBO chairde 😈🔥😈🔥 #irishsciencefiction #irishcomedy #artificialintelligence

🔥ROAST COMEDY ...is so mind blowing -it's like pleasuring an octopus while driving a Formula 1 race car🔥 (ah no, it's shite)

🔥👏💣Hyperbolic Headphones ...without a doubt, absolutely the greatest joke ever written in the history of the Universe #irishsciencefiction #irishcomedy #middleagedfiveasidefootball

🥾🔥😮 DO YOU suffer from THE BABBLING SCURVY??? #irishcomedy #irishsciencefiction

🔥🐳🔫THE GOLDEN TEAPOT🔥🐳🔫

The problem with using AI in creative writing. anroinnultra.com/2026/01/10/a...

💀💀💀A CuRE FOR DEATH💀💀💀 #artificialintelligence #irishcomedy #irishsciencefiction

🔥Post Truth Politics🔥🔥🔥 #posttruth #irishsciencefiction #irishcomedy

New Year Fitness Tracker #whothefupisstillwatchingsurvivor #season_fortyfuppinseven #onweeklysincethedawnoftime #neverheardanyonementionit

The final robot of '25 (something to mark Nollaig na mBan/ little Christmas) Waste Written by: @nmckeesound.bsky.social Performed by: Patrick Meier Recorded by: @felbryn-studios.bsky.social ...Thanks to all the creators who freely gave their time to make the collection -here's to 2026🤖

First gag of '26 ...the Robots will be back shortly.

ROBOT 6 is away 🤖 🔥The Obtomaneous Falume - Read by Madeleine Slatford🔥 Big thanks to Madeleine from @citeogpodcasts.bsky.social for bringing this machine to life. #twelverobots