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The days are growing shorter, and movies are still coming to theaters. And where there are movies to review, El’Ahrai and John will be there to review (some of) them! This week, “Tron: Ares” and “John Candy: I Like Me” get the treatment. neonmoviebunker.com/415-hes-crud...

John and El’Ahrai are back once more, armed with reviews, opinions, and (sometimes) pizza. “Kiss of the Spider Woman” and “I Know What You Did Last Summer” are on the docket for today, so gather around and listen! Love is a luxury a spy cannot afford. neonmoviebunker.com/414-coming-s...

This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Eleanor the Great” and “Night of the Reaper”! Which one fares well, and which one is compared rather unfavorably to a previous worst movie of the year? The only way to find out is to listen! neonmoviebunker.com/413-an-hones...

John, El’Ahrai, and everybody’s favorite guest star, Cati Glidewell are here to talk about “One Battle After Another”, “The Long Walk”, and “Together”. You should listen! neonmoviebunker.com/412-neon-mov...

El’Ahrai and John are here this week to share reviews of “Spinal Tap II: The End Continues” and “Bambi: The Reckoning”! Plus awards from Toronto and strange doings afoot in corporate boardrooms on the West Coast. neonmoviebunker.com/411-whos-who...

This was my evening. Listen for my review on Episode 412, scheduled for release September 24.

The Blonde in Front, Cati Glidewell has returned to join John and El’Ahrai as they review “The Roses”, “The Conjuring: Last Rites”, “Dangerous Animals”, and “Twinless”! Sounds like a rip-roaring good time! You should listen! neonmoviebunker.com/410-neon-mov...

Like a spurned lover, September is here to wreak its vengeance. Before the axe falls, El’Ahrai and John are here to supply you with their lists of the Top 5 Movies They’re Anticipating Until The End of 2025! Plus! Reviews of “Caught Stealing” and “Eenie Meanie”! neonmoviebunker.com/409-neon-mov...

Summer is aging. Let us exult with reviews of films! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Highest 2 Lowest” and “Monster Island” (which is not actually a peninsula)! Plus a bit of news, video picks, and, y’know, more. Listen and you might even learn something! neonmoviebunker.com/408-27000-ne...

El’Ahrai and John are here to review and discuss “Nobody 2” and “Alien: Earth”! Doesn’t that make you feel warm and fuzzy inside? It doesn’t? Well, the episode is still happening. You should listen! neonmoviebunker.com/407-worn-to-...

Well, they went and did the thing again: El’Ahrai and John have reviewed movies into a microphone and expect all y’all to listen. Are you going to put up with that? “The Naked Gun” and “In the Lost Lands” are up for examination. So listen! neonmoviebunker.com/405-based-on...

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Too soothe the fire of your desire, the Neon Movie Bunker has returned! We are here to rock you with reviews of “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” & “Happy Gilmore 2”, it’s not too much of a stretch to say one is worthy of praise and the other should disappear. . neonmoviebunker.com/403-neon-mov...

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Now that last week’s…unpleasantness…is over, Cati Glidewell stops by to talk “Superman”, “Eddington”, and “I Know What You Did Last Summer” with John and El’Ahrai! Doesn’t that sound terrific? Plus newsbits, home picks, and more! You should listen! neonmoviebunker.com/402-hell-tot...

We know there was a problem with Episode 401. It should now be resolved. Apologies for the speedbump.

In what can only be taken as proof of the indifference of the universe, we’ve hit a milestone! John & El’Ahrai celebrate their 400th episode this week! “F1” and “A Minecraft Movie” come under the patented Neon Movie Bunker Microscope! So many exclamation points! neonmoviebunker.com/400-neon-mov...

It’s another show packed with goodness this week, as El’Ahrai, John and frequent contributor/bonne vivante Cati Glidewell talk “28 Years Later”, “Bride Hard”, and “Elio”! Plus! A nice, meaty discussion of the 50th anniversary of “Jaws” and the impact it had! neonmoviebunker.com/399-sometime...

Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the podcast feed, John, El’Ahrai, and special guest star Cati Glidewell are back to tear up and digest “Life of Chuck”, “Predator: Killer of Killers”, and “Materialists”! neonmoviebunker.com/398-reaching...

The arrival of a new Wes Anderson film is always cause for optimism. Will that optimism be fulfilled? Find out on this week's show, as El'Ahrai and John review "The Phoenician Scheme" and "Rosario"! Plus bits of news and all the rest. neonmoviebunker.com/397-only-in-...

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it shows.

A light breather in the relentless summer movie schedule allows John, El’Ahrai, and everyone’s favorite special guest star Cati Glidewell to take a look at a couple of smaller pictures this week. “Friendship” and “Until Dawn” come under the tripartite microscope! neonmoviebunker.com/396-a-neon-m...

On this week's episode (number 395) we talk about crossovers we'd like to see (but never will) and one of the ideas was Ethan Hunt chasing down Dominic Toretto. What crazy mash ups would you like to see?

Cannes is over! El’Ahrai and John report and comment on the various award winners (and non-winners–we see you, American cinema!). But wait, there’s more! We also have reviews of “Mission: Impossible–The Final Reckoning” and “Fear Street: Prom Queen”! neonmoviebunker.com/395-we-accep...

John and El’Ahrai provide reviews of “Final Destination: Bloodlines” and “The Damned”! Plus talk from Cannes, Kevin Costner has issues, and more! So sign the muster roll and listen! And that’s why, in a straight fight, a shark would probably beat a Dracula. neonmoviebunker.com/394-laugh-yo...

This week, the crop El’Ahrai and John see fit to review are “Clown in a Cornfield” & “Paddington in Peru”! Plus a newsbit or two, some other idle discussion, a bit of foolishness, that sort of thing. Listen and enjoy! neonmoviebunker.com/393-if-youre...

I've said many mean things about the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and their signature event, The Golden Globe Awards. Well, I say to you here and now: we're getting nominated for this, and within five years, we'll win, or my name isn't Sarah Koenig. deadline.com/2025/05/gold...

Well, the summer movie season has arrived in its inexorable way. As such, John and El’Ahrai are here, with reviews of “Thunderbolts*” & “Andor: Season 2”! Yay? Plus tariff talk, a review of a format, and all the rest! So download and listen! Or stream and listen! neonmoviebunker.com/392-discomfo...

But, soft! What light through yonder Zoom window breaks? It is the east, and Cati Glidewell is the sun. Yes, the Blonde in Front joins El’Ahrai and John this week to talk about “Sinners” (yes, again), “The Accountant 2” and “The Legend of Ochi’! neonmoviebunker.com/391-do-you-l...

John & El’Ahrai are here to review movies and chew bubblegum, and chewing bubblegum into a live microphone sounds awful. “Sinners” and “Motorpsycho!” are on the docket for today. There is also a prolonged discussion about the direction of the Star Wars franchise. neonmoviebunker.com/390-only-in-...

El’Ahrai and John are here to deliver only the finest film reviews imaginable (please don’t imagine very hard). This week, “Drop” and “The Monkey” come under the microscope, so prepare yourself! Plus some bits of news and so much more! You should listen! neonmoviebunker.com/389-bring-ne...

John & El’Ahrai are here to give you reviews of movies: this week, it’s “The Friend” and “One of Them Days”! Plus discussion of all the CinemaCon goings-on, and all the usual foolishness, so give a listen! neonmoviebunker.com/388-the-most...

A specter is haunting Hollywood–the specter of labor unrest. This week, El’Ahrai & John draw back the curtain on the Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner (sponsored by Oven Mitts). Plus reviews of “Death of a Unicorn” & “Moana 2”, home video picks, and more! neonmoviebunker.com/387-every-to...

It could be argued that no piece of art is truly necessary. That said, some do seem to be less necessary than others. In that spirit, John and El’Ahrai are here to offer reviews of “Snow White” and “The Electric State”. Was that opening a hint? Maaaaaaaybe. neonmoviebunker.com/386-how-do-y...

We have a good one indeed this week, as El’Ahrai & John slink into your podcast feed with reviews of “Black Bag” and “Daredevil: Born Again”. How’s that for terrific?! Plus news, home video picks, & more of that special sauce to which you’ve developed a tolerance! neonmoviebunker.com/385-she-brou...

We promise not to do the naughty, naughty thing we did this year on next year's livestream. (We make no promises about other, new, different naughty things.)

This week, John and El’Ahrai deliver “Mickey 17” and “Companion” for your consideration. Plus! Newsbits, home release picks and…do you remember DivX? You will. So listen in! neonmoviebunker.com/384-some-neo...

El’Ahrai and John are here with reviews! This week, “My Dead Friend Zoe” and “Elevation” are up for examination! Plus the boys rehash the Oscars for your delectation! So listen in! neonmoviebunker.com/383-the-neon...

And, unsurprisingly, we've been DMCA'd. On some level, I'm impressed we lasted this long.

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One week remains before the Oscars and our live coverage thereof on Twitch! Cool your anticipation with this week’s episode! John and El’Ahrai are here with reviews of “Universal Language” and “The Gorge”! Plus the last round of precursor awards. neonmoviebunker.com/382-if-youre...

This week, El’Ahrai and John review “Captain America: Brave New World” and “The Wolf Man”! Plus: BAFTA winners, home video picks, and more! Also: join us in our event space Sunday, March 2 to listen to our live reactions to the 97th Academy Awards! neonmoviebunker.com/381-choose-a...

There is, in fact, a new episode…and here it is! This week, John and El’Ahrai review “Love Hurts” and “Luther: Never Too Much”! Plus awards talk, movie cancellations, home video picks, and the proverbial “more”, so listen in! neonmoviebunker.com/380-venture-...

My Best Picture ballot: 1 THE SUBSTANCE 2 ANORA 3 CONCLAVE 4 A COMPLETE UNKNOWN 5 NICKEL BOYS 6 I'M STILL HERE 7 WICKED 8 THE BRUTALIST 9 EMILIA PÉREZ 10 DUNE: PART TWO

Hark! A podcast! This week, El’Ahrai, John, and everyone’s favorite guest Cati Glidewell are here to review “I’m Still Here” and “Heart Eyes”! Plus a discussion of the Siegel estate’s claim to Superman, home video picks, and so much more! So listen and enjoy! neonmoviebunker.com/379-coming-s...

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This time around, John & El’Ahrai review “Presence” & “Hundreds of Beavers”! Plus! They react to the Oscar nominations! They are put on the spot about directors they love! They talk about home video picks! Come join the conversation and LISTEN! neonmoviebunker.com/378-in-some-...