#christmas tastes nice. From the reaction of my humans, this was probably supposed to be a decoration. How was a #cat supposed to know?

Today I am giving @stepan some advice about how to take care of human kittens.

After a long time, I was taken to the mountain cottage by my humans. I hate the travel, but I am glad to be here. I enjoyed the outdoor hunting night and now I will sleep all day to prepare for another hunting night. 😻 #cat #caturday #catsofmastodon

The plant started it 😼 #cat vs #plant 1:0

Psst. I am not here... #hidden #cat

Weekend relaxation

No, I am not sleeping. I am guarding the bed.

Our spanish human friends sent us these little cuties for the awaited baby. I like that the baby will be thought to love #cats (and especially to love me) from the very start.

Oh yes, I like fresh bed sheets... #cat

These gray chaos makers always discover something new. Did you know that the blue #turris heater is a good laying spot?

I'm not allowed in the wardrobe but the door was open for 0.25 seconds so I took my chance!

I heard that there is an unofficial #catloaf competition on social media. Or #loafcheck? So here is mine. Rate my #loafiness 🍞

Look, I found a fluffy thing. Let's shred it. #cat

After an all night outside hunt I earned an all day nap. #cat #sleep

The old #cat magic worked on Egyptians the same as on my humans. @anna and @stepan#catshould be glad that I quite like them. I didn't make them sculpt it out of stone but only out of #snow.

This is how it happened...

Today I am testing a new #BoardGame with my humans. It's called Castles of Mad King Ludwig. Results: 👎Top cover is too deep - not comfortable; 👍Bottom cover has a nice foam on the bottom so its not as deep and it's soft - very comfortable; 👎 The […] [Original post on mastodon.skorpil.cz]

Ready to travel

It's cold outside. Wake me up on the summer. #cat #catsofmastodon

Before sleep we often watch a #movie with @stepan#movie This time it's an episode of Columbo. Not my cup of milk. I would rather watch something like Tom and Jerry...