Even sex traffickers think Musk is a creepy weirdo. What a time to be alive.

My new favorite review of the Melania movie is “I’d rather re-watch January 6th…”

This administration is arresting journalists and mainstream media outlets respond by writing about Nicki Minaj. What a time to be alive.

“Our nation has officially jumped the shark. The bullet proof vest of privilege has been ripped off by the guys you went to high school with….”

The NRA “Don’t Tread On Me” bros must all be in Greenland.

Imagine arming all the bros who think the stripper likes them. That’s ICE

“Whenever I see and hear him standing up in front of the world representing the United States I feel like crawling into a hole in Oppenheimer’s desert….”

Iceland right now…

“Trump created a “board of peace” to oversee the reconstruction of Gaza and invited Netanyahu to be on it….which is a bit like asking Paul Tibbets to oversee the rebuilding of Hiroshima…”

We’re getting really close to the “show us your papers” page in the playbook.

MAGA went from “he’s gonna lower the price of groceries” to the Marie Antoinette-ish suggestion that their dinners should consist of a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a corn tortilla….all in a few dozen Scaramuccis.

“In the midst of European and Middle Eastern carnage it’s wild waiting on the Navy Seals to pop up on the shores of Lake Minnetonka…” Read the rest below…

I just heard somebody refer to Miller Lite as the “official beer of weekend custody” and it’s this sort of thing that gives me hope for America.

In retrospect, Scottie Scheffler is lucky he didn’t get shot in the head.

To be fair….shooting a woman 3 times in the face while saying “fuck you bitch” is peak evangelical Christianity energy.

Are all the libertarians in a dead zone right now?

Nobody has acquiesced to a tyrannical government faster than the NRA bros with the “Don’t Tread On Me” flags hanging from their porches.

I think men are far too emotional to work for ICE

Murdering someone “in self defense” by shooting them in the head as they are moving away from you is an interesting take on “law and order”. Doing so while dozens of cell phone videos have you in their crosshairs is hard on that narrative….a bit like tectonic plates gnashing themselves together….

Renee Nicole Good’s dog was in the car with her when she was murdered by an ICE agent. I don’t know why that makes it worse, but it does.

Steelers playing like they can’t wait for pitchers and catchers to report.

I wish he’d golf even more…..

Isn’t this a bad look for the FIFA Peace Prize?

Somebody just suggested that September 8th be designated “Mike Tomlin Day” and this might be the greatest thing ever.

Death Taxes Steelers 9-8

I feel like the bit in “It’s a Wonderful Life” when George gets shitfaced at the bar and then drives his car into a tree is kinda glossed over….

“I recently learned that Bob Cratchit earned 15 shillings a week in A Christmas Carol, which, adjusted for inflation would be around $20+ per hour today, so our minimum wage earners have it MUCH worse than a worker in a 19th century Dickensian horror story about squalid destitution..”

If they simply believed the women it wouldn’t matter what got redacted.

Barack Obama listing his favorite books of 2025 while Donald Trump brags about being able to identify a giraffe in a cognitive test is all anybody needs to know about the state of our union.

This crazy bastard is about 10 minutes away from putting his face on currency.

Can you imagine if he DID drink?

Networks and media are like “see that wasn’t so bad at least he didn’t declare war on Venezuela!” I’ve had conversations with dudes who sniff glue that were more coherent. Also, when do we get our drug company rebate checks?

“I’m not even sure he can get away with this shit anymore in fucking Nebraska.” “We can go to NEPA.” “Oh right. Forgot about that place.”

The President is going to travel to Mount Airy Lodge and tell a pack of pre-screened numbskulls that the prices they are paying are not really the prices they are paying. This place wears a "kick me sign" on the back of t-shirts that say "I'm with stupid ------>"

I wonder if he’ll donate his FIFA Peace Prize to his Presidential library along with all his coloring books?

Meanwhile the ex-junkie with the brain worm and the dead bear carcass in his trunk is fucking with your newborn’s hepatitis vaccinations and way too many of you seem more interested in who might be the next coach at Penn State. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

“Trump’s bizarre televised Cabinet meetings have become cringe-worthy in a sycophantic North Korean sort of way, as each member takes turns slathering praise upon Dear Leader in the same way you might suggestively rub sun-tan oil on your girl at the beach…..” Read the rest below…

“Changing the sign on your office door and ordering all new stationary is one thing. Committing war crimes in prime time is quite another. I don’t wish to make light of this, although it is difficult to take anything Hegseth does seriously…..”

He’s claiming that he got an MRI but doesn’t know what part of the body was scanned and half of you are like “that sounds reasonable” and this is the half who still think WWE is real.

Has there ever been a bigger cunt than Pete Hegseth? That’s a rhetorical question.

I’m trying to imagine how the mainstream media would have reacted to Joe Biden calling a female journalist “piggy” and a sitting US Governor “retarded” and I’m blowing my own mind.

Data centers are coming for your town too….

I’ll give him one thing. Threatening to kill members of Congress sure took the bit about him calling a female reporter “piggy” off the front page.

Look at that picture. Look at it again. Defend it. I dare you. Imagine a man raising his finger like that to your daughter. Your wife. Your sister. Your mother. You’d break it off in his ass. Strong men don’t act like this. You know who acts like this? Cunts.

Never in my life have I heard the term “underage man”.

Online wags started calling Megyn Kelly “Megyn R. Kelly” and this is why I keep logging on…

“….. If it comes down to the children, or owning the libs….well…sorry kiddos. In the MAGAverse, morality becomes a Kissingerian concept. So you’re all Cambodians now…”

“He was the most popular black entertainer in America, largely due to his appeal to white audiences. And yet, there were still places in his own country where he could not get a meal….”