This week I’m teaching about boundaries to my clients and my favorite discussion always starts with, “No is a complete sentence.”

Good reminder

Had a guy explain to me how transwomen in the bathroom could endanger his children and when I explained that his fear is actually other men, not transwomen, he told me I was probably hyper-emotional because I was about to get my period.

If you’re sad, and you don’t feel like you know who you are anymore, focus on the person that you were before they told you who you needed to be.

I was trying to explain Nietzsche theories to my 13 year old and he was like, “oh, like an average tumbler post?”

My 13year old put on a pair of glasses at Target and became Jeffrey Dahmer. Sound on.

My 13year old put on a pair of glasses at Target and became Jeffrey Dahmer. Sound on.

This week I’m teaching about boundaries to my clients and my favorite discussion always starts with, “No is a complete sentence.”

I looked and my last post was one year and four months ago. I took a little break and forgot all about social media and in particular blue sky. Hope everyone’s doing well. Thanks for continuing to follow me in my absence. Catch me up in one paragraph or less. Did I miss anything?

If overthinking was an Olympic sport I'd have six gold medals, an endorsement with Nike and my face on a Wheaties box

If overthinking was an Olympic sport I'd have six gold medals, an endorsement with Nike and my face on a Wheaties box

I want a ghost writer. Who is willing to die in order to write me better posts

You want three references from my past employers to prove my capability? Fine, then I want three references from your former employees to prove I’m not walking into a shit show.

Sorry I haven’t been funny in 7 hours and 15 days but you took your love away

Today in news: rich people continue to do truly evil shit to get richer

I want a ghost writer. Who is willing to die in order to write me better posts

Sorry I haven’t been funny in 7 hours and 15 days but you took your love away

I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to make a mortal enemy is it working yet

Today in history: in the early 20th century clothing companies stopped making pockets in dresses because too many women were filling the pockets with stones and disappearing into the sea, never to be heard from again

Today in news: rich people continue to do truly evil shit to get richer

Today in history: in the early 20th century clothing companies stopped making pockets in dresses because too many women were filling the pockets with stones and disappearing into the sea, never to be heard from again

You want three references from my past employers to prove my capability? Fine, then I want three references from your former employees to prove I’m not walking into a shit show.

They really published my autobiography without written permission

Looking busy at work is actually harder work than being busy at work.

I think when you stop making fun of people together it’s pretty much over

I think when you stop making fun of people together it’s pretty much over

Looking busy at work is actually harder work than being busy at work.

Whoever invented the speakerphone is an asshole

Whoever invented the speakerphone is an asshole

BlueSky please add a Trust and Safety Team asap thank you

BlueSky please add a Trust and Safety Team asap thank you

The best friends stay your friend no matter how much time goes by. You change your name, become a bog witch for a couple hundred years and they’re still there for you when you get back

The strangest thing about aging is that you’re the same goofball on the inside, but your body turns into a horror show of aches and pains

When I get invited to leave my house for almost any reason

The older I get the more I identify with Victorian women. I too, need a vacation by the seaside to tide the darkness in my lungs and in my soul.