"Uh.....the Bumpity Bombs that tried to kill me? I mean, I guess I'm sorry I HAD to kill them....they're cute when they're not trying to blow me up."

Pit has been frozen solid. Help.

Stupid Pandora stole my floor ice cream....

Screaming

A

*Angel nonsense*

"So, what are you doing out here?"

"Oh? Sorry. She was your ancestor? Huh...being immortal can be depressing. Nice to meet you!"

"Uh....we met like....once? I'm Pit." He winces a little. "I think I fell on my keys..."

"Ow........been a while....ow...."

"Told ya!" Totally didn't guess.

"Uh....of course!" Up, up down down, left right left right b a start.........A?

"Hey, Zeldaaaaaaa-" The angel fell from the sky. He had tried flying again and landed right in front of her.

"Y-yes?"

"Okaaaaay! I was just asking. Sheesh!"

So......Metroid's getting new games....F-Zero got that 99 thing.....can I....? Please? I've been good.....

"Fiiiiine. Do you know the code?"

"....wanna play Contra?"

"....what's that over there!?"

"Hm? It does?"

"No one touches the crown! Not even me!"

"You know, normally you lead with the price. I can just not pay, now. I already have the advice."

How his cooking lessons are going:

"....actually not a bad idea."

"Well, Pitoo, we order out. A lot."

F-fine....

I-

I'm what, now?

Hm?

We don't talk about what happened to Captain N. Tragic.

I'll get the buckets...

So.........should we put out the fires?

I haven't either. You said it was too violent for me.

...Oh......I thought we were doing a thing.

.....so which one of us knocks?

Help

The head general of Skyworld's armies and assistant to Lady Palutena! No, my name is not Kid, Icarus, nor any combination of the two.

Anyone else think that Hades sounds a little like Tim Curry? Just me? Okay.

The Fourth Wall is considered heresy by the Cult of Palutena.

So....the goddesses are fighting? ....do I need to get the Sacred Treasures again? There aren't any demon armies or reset bombs this time, right?

He's not even paying attention to the Goddess fight. He's just trying to beat Castlevania.

STUPID MEDUSA HEADS! LET ME GET TO DRACULA! FUCK!

He's flapping his wings, trying (and failing) to fly.

MMMMMMMPHHHHHH!!!

Why am I being labeled as spam!?

I'm going down to Ithica. Anyone need anything?

I was so scared!

......maybe.....No idea what this says.

Hey! I finally learned how to read!