I know we’re meant to be in the festive spirit, but this week’s #mcm is from Halloween 🎃

Note to self: must go back to frequent squat and leg workouts 🫠

Can I still participate in hump day if I’ve already posted a thirst trap? 🤔

I’ve never topped this one

this isn’t just a performance, it’s one of the most unforgettable moments in hocus pocus (and in halloween movie history)

What’s Up, Doc? 🐰

Any bloomfs want to come with me to Studland this Saturday? 🥹 👉🏻 👈🏻

Gods, goddesses, beauty, and history; but sadly no Angie K style Greek flag sunglasses 🇬🇷

Note to self: do not exchange jeans for the size up without trying them on first… 🫠

Back when I first moved to London - bright eyed and bushy tailed 😅

Thank you to all those who posted for hump day. My day is infinitely brighter thanks to you bloomfs 😘

kill bill was released 22 years ago today.

There’s a guy on this train with an ass so peachy, that I think if you ate it, it would count towards your five a day 🍑

Reintroduction Thread: Name: Jack Pronouns: He/Him/His Location: London Interests: Fashion, Music, Art, Film, TV, Photography Vocation: Creative + Communications

Happy Sppoky Szn (even though I’ve been celebrating since the end of summer 😅) 👻

OMG! madonna announces “confessions on a dance floor” 2.0 coming next year in 2026! 😭🩷

‘Gossip Girl’ premiered 18 years ago today.

Good wines, good times 🫶🏻

Happy Saturday boys 🤙🏻

According to Twitter, it was this one, but I’d argue there’s others 😅

Thirst traps and nice hotels

It’s a toss up between these three 🤔 Happy #mcm Bloomfs! 😘

18 years ago britney spears dropped gimme more and changed our lifes forever with one of the best pop songs ever!!!!

Happy 64th birthday to the iconic Jennifer Coolidge.

10 years ago today, Halsey released ‘BADLANDS.’

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Take me back (to Paddington) ☕️🇬🇧 #RHOLDN

Do I, or do I not, post ass for a belated hump day post? That is the question 🤔

Premiere has me feeling feral 🤭

Dropped into a low squat, ripped my underwear and now the boxers looked shocked by the whole ordeal 😱

If you feel feral and you know it clap your hands 👏🏻 👏🏻

Make that multiple pairs 😳 What’s the etiquette on getting rid? Bin? Sell? Fabric bin? 😅

Clearing out clothes is both stressful and cathartic 😅 In amongst it all, I found some underwear I’d completely forgotten I had, now just whether to keep it, that’s the question 🤔

Work ✔️ Workout ✔️ Now what?

Happy National Underwear Day boys 🩲

Apparently on Sunday I forget how getting dressed works… and there I am thinking I could still multitask 🫠

Do I do a last minute trip to Brighton Pride this weekend? 🤔

July ‘25 🤙🏻

Hi ho, hi ho, it’s to the gym I go 😴

Go on then 🤭

Washing Sunday’s heat - and thirst - off 🫧

FAO: The Hot Messes of Bluesky

Note to self, must take photo for hump day 📝

Candle lit, TV on, shower pending 😌 Who wants to join this slumber party style night in?

June ‘25 🤙🏻 It was all sun, sea and songs

This Barbie is exhausted from working out 🫠

‘charlie’s angels: full throttle’ starring drew barrymore, cameron diaz, lucy liu, and demi moore hit theaters this week 20 years ago

Hey cute jeans, take mine off me 🏎️