I think about this New Statesman review a lot

Nick throws his pouch into the fire and somehow the fire is blue and the smoke is in the shape of Celia and now he's a rabbit #celebritytraitors

Why call them The Traitors when Catalan Separatists is right there #celebritytraitors

I think they should make a big thing of which charity they're playing for in the final. If Alan is trying to screw the teenage cancer trust out of 80 grand make him own it. #celebritytraitors

BREAKING: BBC announces CELEBRITY PUPPET TRAITORS for 2026. Claudia Winkleman will host but never acknowledge that everyone else is a puppet. #celebritytraitors

I'm old enough to remember when Guy Fawkes Day wasn't shorts weather.

What do you mean you've come as an illegal upload of Alien (1979)

I hate Shania Twain Halloween, what do you mean you're still the one I run to, the one that I belong to, the one I kiss goodnight?

Obsessed with Kate Garroway playing The Traitors as a Lisa Kudrow character #sundriedtomatoes #celebritytraitors

BREAKING: BBC announces CELEBRITY PUPPET TRAITORS for 2026. Claudia Winkleman will host but never acknowledge that everyone else is a puppet. #celebritytraitors

I'm begging people to learn what POV means

If the government wants to discourage antisocial behaviour and raise revenues why would you not simply tax snoring

I do still think the bigger issue is that he offered to make women's boobs bigger through hypnosis. I just don't think that one's going away.

The poor have it. The rich need it. If you eat it you'll die. It beats a Jet2 holiday. What is it?

Ninety-three minutes a day talking to AI. A feature film. 10% of your waking hours. And that's just the average.

Ralph Fiennes is surely the first actor to play two different Coriolanii

She's performing at the final #Eurovision

Well, those election results certainly confirm MY prior beliefs, that's for sure. If only Labour had listened to me.

People listing 42 minute episodes of Black Mirror as watched films on Letterboxd need to ask themselves who they think they're fooling

Just gave a colleague my Microsoft365 login and got to use the 'You have my Word' gag IRL. Absolutely buzzing.

On Monday Katy Perry will be experiencing extreme temperature fluctuations, leaving the earth's atmosphere and experiencing zero gravity. This wasn't a pop song, it was a prophecy.

We need to reintroduce the idea of shame into public life* *bully Judi Dench into not doing Money Supermarket dot com adverts

Pretty mad that when they were decided what to call a new princess no one was like 'Eugenie... as in eugenics?'.

Extremely funny that Monopoly are selling expansion packs to make the game shorter. Definitely a sign that you've got a great product that people enjoy playing.

Had my first DJ request on Friday to play a song for 'a childhood friend who's no longer with us' and, bloody hell, that's not normal is it

Probably being dense here, but thinking about Last One Laughing - is there any other entertainment show where a whole series is shot in a day?

the wolves and bears will probably stand a better chance than the women and older people, to be fair

Excited to learn that Sweden's Eurovision entry this year is in the epadunk genre, a type of electronic music commonly associated with alcohol, sex and driving tractors

Murder victims hate to see this twink and his chaotic wealthy family coming

Kaj’s song may be fun but it’s fun taken seriously, if that makes sense. You can see it getting a hefty public vote but also juries having some respect for it, if not exactly handing it 12s. #Eurovision

Juries are clearly a lot more comfortable voting for novelty or novelty-coded acts now. Assuming it carries over to the main contest, it will have an enormous effect on the dynamics of #Eurovision for years to come

In a terrible blow for the 2025 UK Eurovision entry, I quite like it

Incredible comedy film pitch in today's news

Hard to pinpoint the most useless bit of information in my head, but 'there is the name of a motorbike which is also a list of Nicole Kidman's husbands' is surely up there

Extremely funny how identical the Norwegian and Armenian #Eurovision staging is this year

He is the light in the darkness.

Well, a bunch of soulless ghouls at Criterion Capital Ltd will be feeling like shit this morning so that's something you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

It's a testament to how well the other elements of the show are produced that I'm 15 minutes into the new episode of Gladiators and there has been exactly 36 seconds of gameplay.

The producers now that Linda is out and Minah is getting heat #thetraitors

The fact that the best strategy game on TV is wheeling out reverse Russian roulette for an elimination is testament to the fact that game design is just really, really hard #thetraitors

This is an extremely millennial post but it's just been brought to my attention that the judgy bar queen in Queer was Drew Droege, aka Chloe Sevigny

Oh, so this is how the alien invasion starts.

SexyBack by Justin Timberlake was released closer in time to the life of Salvador Dalí than to 2025.

"I've been a secret priest the whole time and I'm definitely faithful because I took a sacred vow never to deceive." 🤔 #TheTraitors

People are excited for Celebrity Traitors but when are we getting Junior Traitors. Imagine a bunch of 9 year olds screaming at each other at the round table. #TheTraitors

It might be curtains for Tyler. And it looks like he could be banished. #TheTraitors

I am a climate scientist and this is correct ⬇️