Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

Spurs play today

"You can refer to me as 'Mr Rules'"

"Your mission, commander - set up a forward base on Epstein Island, we need to destroy the evidence"

no new pictures where are you at mentally

I also have full trust in our fabulous PM Sir Keir Starmer to get the job done. Just look at his face - the steely determination, the Hollywood good looks, his forensic grasp of details. Don't fall for the Media Propaganda! Support Sir Keir!!

Another one of Starmer's "high quality candidates".

Just a bunch of great buddies hanging out having the wildest party 🎉

The Dark Knight Divorced

He's in your bins again!!

Trigger me timbers!!

I use Ubuntu and switch off AI functionality for every application I use, so the government can get fucked with this shit quite frankly.

Trigger me timbers!!

Four fictional characters who would defect to Reform

Thomas Frank:

The Labour Right trying to deal with Trump like he's Jeremy Corbyn in 2018 lol

This guy destroyed the British economy as governor of the Bank of England, so can we just not please??

No new pictures where are you mentally

YOLO!!!

Piss Jones playing a blinder here.

A bit of casual homophobia here from the NAFO crew. Very classy!

Schrödinger's Russia: simultaneously too weak to win the war outright in Ukraine, but strong enough to "bowl into Europe" to make us "pay a hell of a lot more". I wish these NAFO dickheads would at least be consistent about this.

I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace

That's not very GROWTH GROWTH GROWTH

Starmer will announce in his big speech today that Thomas Frank has been sacked and will be used as a bargaining chip between Denmark and the US to get Pochettino back at Spurs before the end of the season.

None of this Sleaford Mods crap. These are real mods!!

Kier Starmer has appointed the Nostalgia Critic to be in charge of Britain’s defences

He's only in politics for the gifts, the clothes, the glasses, the free corporate box tickets at the Emirates. Definitely not the money!!

Replacing NATO with a new international body called the Bilateral Organised Federation of Affiliates (BOFA) 🌍👮🚨✈️

Latest update from the Corbyn Whisperer:

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a pic without explanation.

Wesdy

Dick Timothy

So basically the UK government is just going to trust Musk to keep his word and self regulate the platform? What a joke.

no new pictures, where are you mentally

Fuck box, fuck box, Starmer's fuck box (uh huh), Jenny give it to me when I need to come along.

Mike Gaper Gap

Are you saying you think police should be beaten to death with hammers?

Star Trek went woke in 1966 when they started allowing women to work on the bridge of the Enterprise.