Lavid Dammy

Die Hard 2 is a Christmas movie, but it's also kind of rubbish.

Only the greatest TV show of all time, even if the ending was a bit weak #GoT

I was willing to give them a chance, but there's no getting around the fact that this conference has been catastrophic so far.

I believe in Joe Hendry and tacos.

"Legoheads, assemble!"

Inspired by the @nojusticemtg.bsky.social #BBCQT Twitch stream where Starmer was described as being like "a puppet with Morgan McSweeney's hand up his arse but with less charisma".

BREAKING: Big Ange to Number 10, here we go!!

Bake on her like the cat's arse

Labour have a super majority with Sir Mr Important Grown Up PM in charge but LeninBalls69 on BlueSky will be personally accountable if Reform destroy them at the next general election.

Everyone keeps arguing about whether the Greens or Your Party are the future of the Left, but I'm keeping faith with the Hung Parliament Party. And mark my words comrades, we will have the biggest party in 2029 (the biggest house party when there's a hung parliament of course).

"If you're mean to landlords, who will build the houses though?" - Baz, 63 from Surrey

Reject modernity 👾

"How am I going to survive going back to a councillors salary and having to do casework again??"

Yes.

Fixed it for you @zackpolanski.bsky.social 👍

Yet another terminally Zionist brained article from Barney Ronay for the Guardian in the space of about 3 weeks.

Where's your fuckin poppy??

Behold, the dumbest Heather Stewart Guardian comment piece yet.

Lisa Nandy has smack barm pey wet for brains.

Blocked by a septic tank for pointing out that their cheese is shite.

SHE'S TURNED THE WEEUNS AGAINST US

Typically empty headed take from the Ukraine flag shagging contingent of BlueSky.

Shocking that Sir Keir failed to prosecute Prince Andrew when he worked as Director of Public Prosecutions. Sometimes sorry is the hardest word.

To be fair, Labour won't have "the burden of having to implement policy" either when they win 15% of the vote at the next general election. And they won't have to worry about "holding together a broad coalition of voters" either, for obvious reasons.

The Labour Party are basically a full time Israeli lobbying operation at this point.

Who is the best Britpop artist and why is it Mr Tumble?

I think the question we all have to ask is, why didn't Sir Keir Starmer prosecute Ian Watkins when he was Director of Public Prosecutions?

When the Daily Star are dunking on you, it's over.

Andy Burnham being parachuted into a "safe Labour seat" and losing to Reform would be very very funny to be fair.

The Burnham stuff is just copium from Labour sympathetic journalists who've convinced themselves "the Comms are wrong" and don't seem to realise everyone genuinely despises the party and all of their policies. A new PM isn't going to change that. Not to mention the fact that he's not even an MP.

Disgraceful that the Kingdom of Kubala weren't invited to the UN summit but fake countries like Ukraine were invited instead.

Democrats, Trump supporters, septic tanks of all political persuasions - this is what a real beer looks like 🇬🇧

THEYRE GONNA KILL OUR COWS

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

Just found the most English board game ever made 🇬🇧

The Graham Linehan section of Morrisons.

"Your Party didn't sell many records, but everyone that bought one started their own band"

"It's cool, I'm taking it back!"

Why does nobody make RTS games anymore? C&C Generals: Zero Hour was the shit.

Westminster voting intention 📈📉📊 REF 22% LAB 11% CON 10% LDEM 7% GRN 6% YOURPARTY 12% OURPARTY 14% THEIRPARTY 11% via @BOFApollUK, 15-19th September

Meta is just the absolute worst. I no longer use Facebook or Instagram, and I really want to bin off WhatsApp but literally everyone uses it.

Woke Cbeebies

This is the parallel universe that Liberals want.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM