Andy Burnham being parachuted into a "safe Labour seat" and losing to Reform would be very very funny to be fair.

The Burnham stuff is just copium from Labour sympathetic journalists who've convinced themselves "the Comms are wrong" and don't seem to realise everyone genuinely despises the party and all of their policies. A new PM isn't going to change that. Not to mention the fact that he's not even an MP.

Disgraceful that the Kingdom of Kubala weren't invited to the UN summit but fake countries like Ukraine were invited instead.

Democrats, Trump supporters, septic tanks of all political persuasions - this is what a real beer looks like 🇬🇧

THEYRE GONNA KILL OUR COWS

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

Just found the most English board game ever made 🇬🇧

The Graham Linehan section of Morrisons.

"Your Party didn't sell many records, but everyone that bought one started their own band"

"It's cool, I'm taking it back!"

Why does nobody make RTS games anymore? C&C Generals: Zero Hour was the shit.

Westminster voting intention 📈📉📊 REF 22% LAB 11% CON 10% LDEM 7% GRN 6% YOURPARTY 12% OURPARTY 14% THEIRPARTY 11% via @BOFApollUK, 15-19th September

Meta is just the absolute worst. I no longer use Facebook or Instagram, and I really want to bin off WhatsApp but literally everyone uses it.

Woke Cbeebies

This is the parallel universe that Liberals want.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

Might have to bring back the Hung Parliament Party to defeat Luke Akehurst once and for all.

Labour are now a minor party in Wales. Perhaps they should stand down their candidates and allow Plaid Cymru a free run against Reform.

Steve Turdtle

Apparently it was Joe Anderson trying to reset the password on his desktop PC.

Music streaming services suck. MP3 players kick ass.

The problem with pissing on Charlie Kirk's grave is that eventually you run out of piss.

Gavin Poosom

Literally any other PM would have 20 points.

The Jimmy Savile Party strikes again.

The Jimmy Savile Party strikes again. Great work Mr Starmer!

Why is that Gen Z lads all dress like loyalist paramilitaries from the 90s with their shitty spide taches and mullets and curtains? As an aging millennial, I just don't get it.

Brexit means Brexit. Don't like it? There's the door.

Why does James Murray always look like they took him out of the briefcase wanker cloning machine early before he was done?

Just scanned the QR code on the side of my Irn Bru can and I'm not sure what I was expecting but it wasn't this to be fair.

Day one of the Online Safety Act in the UK. The cover art for Nirvana's Nevermind album is now in the same category as child pornography. Nice work Peter Kyle!!

"Starlin"

Wild 🤷

I'm hearing rumours that Starmer personally intervened and called Audrey White in custody to tell her the important message, "get up, go home, I don't support what you are doing".

Mr Tumble looks like he should be outside Westminster screaming "STOP BREXIT!!" at passing BBC journalists.

If you're at risk of being booted out of power by the UK fascist party because everyone hates you and your terrible policies, then I would suggest that's probably on you. But of course, this being the Labour Right, they will somehow try to make it about everyone else when it inevitably happens.

NAME AND CLP

New Minority Report Bill just dropped.

James O'Brien should make like a tree and get out of here

Mr Tumble has massive Lib Dem vibes.

Bit of Belfast ska punk to start the weekend.

She isn't doing either of those things you weird briefcase nerd.