I used to read tea leaves… now I read the poop scraps that sit in the curved esophagus of Your poorly functioning toilet.

Marry, kill, fuck: Elon Musk, the charred remains of his Starship rocket, and the most well-lubricated crevice in the HyperLoop (Hint: I already know what You’ll do!)

another riddle from the sphinx on the road to Thebes: will you pop your own chin pimple again you animal?