So “GMP Environmental” is a subsidiary of a petrochemical company. They’re trolling everyone.

Imagine getting kicked out of parliament at the next election and your legacy is #DAVIDSDOGFOOD

Back on track with National!

Thin labourism

“We want to stop being the National party in time for the election”

The landlord hand up his ass puppeteering has been replaced with a Microsoft one

Getting in now so it seems like it was their idea .. nice try

Won’t somebody think of the suffering of the cartels 😢

Their oil baron sponsors will be most displeased

Our cities have bugger all trains. 🤔

Why the fuck should residential consumers pay for this

Let’s put our credit card numbers into ChatGPT, what could possibly go wrong

World shocked as made up internet money loses value

The data centre should pay for the LNG terminal, right?

National whining about handouts / hoping people forget they handed out billions to landlords

A POLICY I knew they had it in them. 😙

“Local water done well”

This is serious

It seems Nicky Noboats didn’t use the "cost of stopping" tool

As any fool can plainly see

Whaaaaaat?

National will want to keep this one on the downlow lest it infuriate their masters.

Qiulae v Chris v Chris - I‘m pretty sure I know who has the most charisma

What could possibly go wrong

That would probably be concerning if anyone valued his opinion

At least the media will now have an endless supply of news

I’ve spent all day imagining Alien Weaponry standing at the front of an army with giant speakers blowing away enemy soldiers like Marty McFly at the start of back to the future.

The LNG terminal was never about needing an LNG terminal

F*ck I love the EU

..promises of longer term growth. (By getting themselves voted out)

SHOCKED

House prices “crashing” to merely unaffordable levels.

Shits given by National? None.

Are you fully aware of your own obligations Mr Luxon?

Nice of Cuckson to detach his nose from Fonterras asshole to front an interview. Cuckson with the same tired “last govt tax, borrow and spend” he doesn’t want you to notice the 25bn more they borrowed since 2023.

I like this idea. You could further save money and cut out voting, just have whichever corporations that pay the most be assigned the most robo-MPs.

Utterly cringeable horse shit “Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith says we needn’t worry, because New Zealanders have “access to one of the most generous welfare systems in the world.” The line sounds nearly as comforting as it is untrue.”

I’m fine with a card. Thanks though!

Number of warnings in 2021 from anyone, anywhere that housing was overpriced and might go down in value? NONE

Well,DUH The newsworthy part is that there are people that still think it would be normal for it go up the same for the next three decades.

So they start with one big lie, that we have too much debt, and combine it with another lie, that govt is supposed be a smaller ratio for the population. A dog shit wrapped in a cat shit.

Standard right wing distraction gambit

Bishop moaning about the cost after using with his kid, both grinning ear to ear

This is really nice ..not sure about those days when a stiff Wellington breeze is deep freezing your undercrackers

Nice (not paywalled)

Back on track with National #71!

While I resent this I admit to being somewhat curious what AI service will become theoretically a bit faster and resilient to ocean cables being cut.