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⁠ ℝ Genius with Big ℕ #MathJoke

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The A/V controller in the classroom didn't work today, so instead of a mix of demonstrations, reference tables, and electronic whiteboarding, I had to go old-school and do everything on the physical whiteboard. Except, it seems, I was replaced with a Chipmunk who'd been assimilated by the Borg.

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Paying for a web browser

Slightly diminish a band Bananavention

Slightly diminish a band Huey Lewis and the Press Release

Slightly diminish a band r.e.m.

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When you over-starch a t-shirt that you decorated yourself, that's tie-die hard.

When you and an #alpaca have a difference of opinion, don't assume that he'll follow the Lincoln-Douglas rules.

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Using `break` to terminate a loop on the happy-path is the coding equivalent of burying the lede.

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I'm being irrational. I'm do a Pi January.

I don't know who needs to see this more, the Ig Nobel Prize Committee, or @tkingfisher.com

I was running backwards. As I started turned around to run forwards, I tripped over my own feet and went over backwards. Instinctively threw my arm back and successfully didn't crack my skull on the pavement. Managed to break my wrist, tho. Long cast for 6 wks, short cast for 6 wks, brace for 6 wks.

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I just got this #captcha. There's no "Verify" button unless you select at least one square.

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I can work with this.

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Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi! I'm explosively-accelerated glass. And this here is my neighbor, gravity-accelerated air conditioner a couple of weeks later.

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4 principles of modular design: 1. One reason to change 2. Hides internal workings 3. Has swappable dependencies 4. Usage-driven interfaces I'm adding a 5th: 5. Does what it says on the tin, and says what it does on the tin It should be obvious what it does, and it should bloody well do it!

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How I'm walking out of 2025

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A book as my origin story

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Make a Bond movie academic Die Another Day: Formal Verification of Eventual Termination in Nondeterministic Finite Automata