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Our normally-gentle bantam went broody. We tested her by placing her in a nestbox--before we could offer an egg, she went 🦇💩 and ran to her corner, bowling over a brahma on the way. So we put in an upside-down wrought-iron fence segment--the gaps are big enough for her but not the bigger hens. 1/5

I have a 4-digit Slashdot ID

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That Terminator is out there, it can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop… EVER, until you climb a flight of stairs!

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Leticia James, Jim Comey, and Mark Kelly have the opportunity to do the funniest thing. www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

The neighbor's mailbox just took a lighting strike. #NeWx

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🤔 @wikipedia.org suggests that a #sandwich can be "any dish in which bread serves as a container or wrapper for another food type." If so, then soup served in a "bread bowl" is literally a #SoupSandwich! (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwic...) (en.wiktionary.org/wiki/soup_sa...)

You: please act normal you need these people to like you Me: ok! People: hi Me: The 8086 was a stopgap processor to keep Intel's competitors from gaining marketshare while Intel worked on its "real" processor. That processor supported OO programming natively and had built-in garbage collection.

Jim Henson's "The Thing"

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Woody Allen's "The Shawshank Redemption"

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Slightly increase a band: The Cee-Gee-Sharps

Slightly increase a band: Empress

Slightly increase a band: The Go-go-gos

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Somebody imagined it.

Shouldn't that person be wearing a digital watch?

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In the last faculty meeting talking about future changes to Canvas feels like Captain Smith holding a meeting about the return voyage on the Titanic while others deal with that loud bang and grinding noises that occurred earlier.

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Do not, Do Not, DO NOT get on a ship when the voyage is described as an "Odyssey!" Next you're going to tell me that the lounge singers were billed as "The Sirens."

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I can't postpone it anymore. ITS has my laptop OS set to upgrade to the next major version. Do it now or postpone 15 minutes. I always get grumpy after my snowglobe gets shaken and I have to spend a few hours cursing at the computer for trying to make me so things in a way that makes no sense.

🤔 Movie format idea: Something of a cross between those books that combine short stories into a semi-coherent book-length story, found-footage films, and oral history storytelling. Tell the story as a collection of several dozen Tik-Toks/YouTube shorts.

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I'm half-surprised that nobody replied to this with "What do you mean by 'invented a few centuries early'? The moveable-type press was invented in 1066. How do you think the Bayeux Manuscript was printed?"

It makes me happy when people work to make online communities more friendly, such as @scalzi.com reminding people not to be an asshole on his behalf. It saddens me that he has to say it. (But I am very glad that he does.)

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Great Expectorations

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Movie pitch: A systems developer works to replace daemons with equivalent services implemented in hardware using TTL logic gates. He is... The XORcist

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Post your warning sign.

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If anybody discovers thousand-year-old piece of paper with FIRST POST! printed upon it, then I will have had successfully invented the moveable-type press a few centuries early.