New poem. It's dumb. But fun. (As opposed to dumb butt fun.)

My son has his paramedic pinning on Tuesday and his graduation on Friday. It's a 2 hour drive each way. I can only afford the gas for one. Fuck donald trump.

If he didn't have dementia he probably would. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Get 'em, kid. I'm proud to call you my son. You're not, but I still call you that. Your brothers and sisters love you, too.

Post a random cool car photo you took in another year, with no explanation.

Can anyone tell me if this is real?

I'll do you one better, re: #23. I had to put a tape deck in my car.

Just watched Karoline Leavitt's statement. Jesus they're laying the dear leader act on thick. Oh and the shooter's manifesto is apparently indistinguishable from left-wing political messaging. She challenges us to find a difference. So, yeah. I turned it off.

Inside the security bubble. Hard not to think this is manufactured chaos given his history. Trying to build sympathy.

The "ideology that got them there" is called the law, you orange-tinted taint. That's all any justice should be beholden to.

They're going after the SPLC for going after the Klan. Let that sink in. They are not hiding who they are. They're revelling in it. This whole regime must be wiped from existence. All they have done must be destroyed.

Save it, Tucker. He's literally doing everything he said he was going to. You knew it and you shilled for him anyway. Go fuck yourself until you actually fight.

I guess the captain of the Spruance has a letter of marque from the mad king.

That just makes you a good person, imho.

I answered the questionnaire. I recommend you do, too, if student loan payments are affecting you.

This is the second poem of @ctrlaltdltffs.bsky.social I've reposted tonight. Excellent work. Hits hard, hits home.

Gorgeous.

This is brilliant.

Poor hippos. They only feed them marbles. No wonder they're always hungry. That can't be nutritious or good for their digestive system. Won't somebody think of the hippos?

No, but money laundering operations tend to try to avoid making noise.

How's work going for you?

Dale Partridge is an abhorrent person and nobody wants to live near him. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Best pope ever.

Come on, Congress. Do your jobs. I don't care if you're a Republican - even you have to know this is fucking terrible for your brand. And if you're worried about president Vance, don't be. We'll deal with him, too.

How rapist of him.

We're so, so far beyond parody.

Jesus Christ.

I'll buy your fucking plane ticket. We'll see how long you last.

Rad.

Depluralize a movie: Jaw

Disingenuous sanewashing fucksticks. See? It's not that hard, "journalists" and "editors."

That's a helluva mechanic.

This is a trap. It's Barthes's world. I have the text to prove it.

Remember, if you're deep frying something and your oil gets too hot just toss in a handful of ice cubes to bring the temperature down fast! 👍🏽 Note and/or disclaimer: Please do not do this. It is a terrible idea.

He's definitely getting close to moving to a nice farm upstate. If he's not there already.

A. Silliam Goose, Esq.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - pant, pant - hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha!

Russian game plan, folks.

This hurts my soul. Remember kids, literacy isn't just knowing how to read the words. It's knowing how to read the entirety of what's presented as a cohesive unit and then actually comprehending the meaning of what is said.

Yessir.

Rapists gonna rapist.

I'm reaching out to the community here because I need some help. I'm barely keeping afloat and am not going to be able to make rent and keep the lights on come the 3rd. If anyone knows of any programs that could help in the San Antonio area, please let me know. Thank you.

How is anyone okay with anything this deranged piece of human garbage does?

So here's my proposal, then. We get the bill and send it to the government and they pay it. Then we get our money and they get to give it to us, just like trump wants. You know, all socialized and stuff. Like normal, caring people who give a shit if others live or die.

We can do better.

Ron Johnson is a sick motherfucker. Here's hoping he falls down a flight of stairs.

#nokings San Antonio right now.

Seconded.