If Pitbull was the dancing old man in the Six Flags commercials I imagine it would look something like this.

Yes. Yes it is.

God damn it. Not Pastrana. I'm unbelievably disappointed.

4 hours left to go on this shift. I miss the sunlight. Blah. Blah blah blah.

Steven Seagal at the premier of his new movie, Hard to Miss.

Spy Game.

I wish I'd thought of this.

Slava Ukraini.

This regime is full of disgusting people. They refer to other humans as "it." We are seeing real time dehumanization. We have to rise up and stop this. I fear the midterms might not do it. I have no doubt they will try to stop it or rig the results. This cannot stand.

Mike Judge predicted all of this.

Alien is one of my favorites but the thing it always calls to mind has nothing to do with the film itself but rather one of the actors and my grandpa. I was watching it once and my grandpa yelled, "Yaphet Kotto!" and proceeded to gush over him and tell me how much he loved Yaphet Kotto.

Fuck Donald tRump. I'm having to choose between gas, food, medicine, or rent.

Damn it. I didn't know this. Sloppy Seconds is and always will be my "if you could only have one album on a deserted island" choice.

Crab is Rangoonese for cream cheese.

Absolutely zero.

JFC.

Mario is about to get burninated.

Mike Johnson has never had an opinion or a thought that wasn't given to him.

My son got his red patch. He's gonna do great.

New poem. It's dumb. But fun. (As opposed to dumb butt fun.)

My son has his paramedic pinning on Tuesday and his graduation on Friday. It's a 2 hour drive each way. I can only afford the gas for one. Fuck donald trump.

If he didn't have dementia he probably would. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Get 'em, kid. I'm proud to call you my son. You're not, but I still call you that. Your brothers and sisters love you, too.

Post a random cool car photo you took in another year, with no explanation.

Can anyone tell me if this is real?

I'll do you one better, re: #23. I had to put a tape deck in my car.

Just watched Karoline Leavitt's statement. Jesus they're laying the dear leader act on thick. Oh and the shooter's manifesto is apparently indistinguishable from left-wing political messaging. She challenges us to find a difference. So, yeah. I turned it off.

Inside the security bubble. Hard not to think this is manufactured chaos given his history. Trying to build sympathy.

The "ideology that got them there" is called the law, you orange-tinted taint. That's all any justice should be beholden to.

They're going after the SPLC for going after the Klan. Let that sink in. They are not hiding who they are. They're revelling in it. This whole regime must be wiped from existence. All they have done must be destroyed.

Save it, Tucker. He's literally doing everything he said he was going to. You knew it and you shilled for him anyway. Go fuck yourself until you actually fight.

I guess the captain of the Spruance has a letter of marque from the mad king.

That just makes you a good person, imho.

I answered the questionnaire. I recommend you do, too, if student loan payments are affecting you.

This is the second poem of @ctrlaltdltffs.bsky.social I've reposted tonight. Excellent work. Hits hard, hits home.

Gorgeous.

This is brilliant.

Poor hippos. They only feed them marbles. No wonder they're always hungry. That can't be nutritious or good for their digestive system. Won't somebody think of the hippos?

No, but money laundering operations tend to try to avoid making noise.

How's work going for you?

Dale Partridge is an abhorrent person and nobody wants to live near him. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Best pope ever.

Come on, Congress. Do your jobs. I don't care if you're a Republican - even you have to know this is fucking terrible for your brand. And if you're worried about president Vance, don't be. We'll deal with him, too.

How rapist of him.

We're so, so far beyond parody.

Jesus Christ.

I'll buy your fucking plane ticket. We'll see how long you last.

Rad.

Depluralize a movie: Jaw