It's mellow here on the marsh! HAPPY NEW YEAR my lovelies ❤️🎉🥰

Have a good one lovely people! ❤️

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www.bloomsbury.com/uk/sticky-bo... HEY!!!! It's a Black Friday Offer... Nice discount for a stocking filler... Aunty Jean and Uncle Dennis with love a Christmas giggle 🥰🎉🤣🥊

See you tomorrow Aberdeen!!!! Let's have a riot (as in giggle) Can't wait 🥰🥊🎉

Happy birthday to me🎉🕺🏻... boy I'm getting old. 1961 was a great year for Chateau Petrus... but a shit vintage for knees. 🥴.... so $10,000 will get me a single bottle... or a new left knee. Erm....

@lnd3day on you tube…. Totally free to air

TICKETS ON SALE NOW.... London3day.com The only interenational Track meet in the UK... Starts this Friday for a rocking weekend of fun racing.

First night of the UCI Track World Champs about to get underway! We are LIVE with the action from Santiago in Chile... join me and @JoRowsellMBE from 22.20uk time @UCI_Track @TNTSports2

This is terrible news regarding a beloved colleague. Funny, clever and always inciteful. Guillaume or "Willy" as I called him will be greatly missed by cycling fans and all who came to know him as I did, a friend. RIP Willy. @eurosport

Here's your Thursday target folks!!!! LIVE and on stage @StamfordCET Thursday 9th... last tickets... approaching sellout. A prize for the furthest travelled LET'S GET REEEEEEADY TO GIIIIIIIIGLE !!! ....it's a proper good night. See you there 🥰😎🥊

Loving the @UCI_cycling Worlds in @visitrwanda_now ....having a blast with @BriSmithy ....great racing !

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Me: what's that on the "Specials" board: Oasis Soup!? Waiter: It's chicken soup Me: What's special about that? Waiter: You get a roll with it.... #CGF (Crap Gag Friday.... it's been a while)

youtu.be/c5yZ059ZLJI A very early on site commentary from 1998... you can hear a blend of both Jeremy Clarkson and Michael Palin. Both almost neighbours when I grew up. 🤣🥊

Going through my archive... 1998 VTT Tour de France.... name the kid in orange!? He went on to great things on the road

Greetings from @Czech_Tour ...stunningly beautiful race with a sprint opener into Karlovy Vary. Join me and @BriSmithy LIVE on site @flobikes and @SBSSportau @SBS 14.30cet

Today's office ⁦‪@ArcticRaceofN‬⁩ !!! See you all LIVE ⁦‪@flobikes‬⁩ and other providers in just over two hours... dramatic full stage set to end in sunshine.... it's a life 🥰... see you all soon xxx

Top of the Fjord for ya! See you later LIVE @flobikes.bsky.social and other territories 🥰 Arctic Race stage 2

We are nearly home! What a brilliant race 🥰

www.bloomsbury.com/uk/sticky-bo... SUPER SALE!!!! Your holiday reading sorted... ❤️🤣😎😍🥊

It's time!!!

Tonight in #Taunton! Our final pre-#TDF2025 show!!!. True tales, impressions, backstage views, betting tips... it's a rich cake. AND, as ever, a prize for whoever has come the furthest to be there. tacchi-morris.com/carlton-kirby

Tour de France nearly here sooooo.... WALES HERE WE COME !!!! See you Tuesday and Wednesday... oh and don't worry if you missed Glastonbury... Somerset will be rocking on Thursday in Taunton 😘🤣🥊🎉🎠👍🏻🛼🛼

Thank you Gosforth! Fabulous night xxx

Gosforth tonight! SOLD OUT Beverley tomorrow! SOLD OUT Wednesday.....Pickering LAST FEW TICKETS !!!!!! 🛼🛼 @thekirktheatre

Selling out... last few tickets down your way.... be quick! It's a really fun evening every time ! 🎉😎🥊🎠

LAST CHANCE FOR TONIGHT!!!! A handful of walk up tickets available... OXSTED Barn Theatre... almost sold out. Come and have a proper giggle!!! Be lucky and I'll see you later 😘

Selling fast!!!! Don't miss out on a really fun evening near you soon 🎉😆🥊

Selling fast!!!! Don't miss out on a really fun evening near you soon 🎉😆🥊

Cheeky tip for today: Remy Rochas... made for this stage. Explosive on walls... been trying to make breaks... On form Romandie... currently 80-1 in places 🤞

Time for "Long Odds Lotto" where each day I give you a long-shot that one day might just happen! ... Stage 4 Giro: 200-1 Tord Gudmestad. Leadout star for Sam Bennett. Default team option on technical finish.

Time for "Long Odds Lotto" where each day I give you a long-shot that one day might just happen! ... Stage 4 Giro: 200-1 Tord Gudmestad. Leadout star for Sam Bennett. Default team option on technical finish.

Come on down!!!! Pre Tour de France shows selling fast... have a dig 😎🥊🎉

Dogs are not allowed to operate MRI machinery in hospitals... but CAT scan #CGF (Crap Gag Friday)

Has anyone seen this thief!? Easter egg hunt "ruined!!!" Apparently 🤣🥊 We put out two dozen Lindt eggs for the kids. Went to wake them up... 15 mins later 6 remained in the garden. Squirrel Biggs is a wanted creature... hope he doesn't get an upset tummy!

Ya know, I rarely put on my suit of armour... it makes me look a bit middle aged... #CGF (Crap Gag Friday)

Andy has his holiday reading sorted!

A big weekend of racing... so when the sun goes down here's something to keep you giggling!

Accidentally enjoying myself!

My fly has no nose! "How does it smell ?" Through openings in the thorax and abdomen called "spiracles" "Oh.... " #CGF (Crap Gag Friday)

Left a message for the wife to say I was in casualty. About 3 hours later she messaged back saying she'd watched 3 episodes on catch-up and couldn't see me anywhere! #cgf (Crap Gag Friday)

Available now in paperback... your very own cycling calendar with a raft of crazy moments thrown in to tickle. Think of it as a bucket list... with a bucket load of tales! @bloomsburybooksuk.bsky.social

Genie: You have two wishes oh master! "Make me rich!" Genie: It is done... What is your second wish Richard? "No no...wealth !!!" Genie: Granted... you have no wealth! "Bollocks" Genie: You have those already Richard. And there are no more wishes. #CGF (Crap Gag Friday)

Welcome to the office this morning! Opening day @TirrenAdriatico ...so to all of those in our gang today: strap yourself in Canada, Asia Pacific Rim, South Africa and.... wait for it: The International Space Station ! That's quite a club! 👋 🔭

youtu.be/7oXJzekK2Ns Gosh... even after a crash old Tufty-Bonce still delivers.

Harrison likes his scotch "on the rocks"... thankfully this picture was taken just before... #cgf (on my way to Italy for Strade Bianche and Tirreno Adriatico... somebody has to do it!😘

What he lacks in leg-bulk he make up for in his solid advice... 🥰🥊

Selling fast!!!!! Wales and boarders, plus the North East, Devon and Surrey... I get about! ...all to give you a pre Tour giggle! Ticket details below and from the venues 🎉😎🥊