I think we all moved on from pink kryptonite making Kara hit on a guy way too quickly

I’m both a daddy’s girl and my father’s daughter which means he’ll post my bail

“But she was mean to the paparazzi 🥺” GOOD I HOPE SHE’S MEANER NEXT TIME

I’m like if Green Arrow was a lesbian in her twenties and also couldn’t shoot a bow

Green Arrow is one of my all time favorite characters but if I go too long without making fun of him I’ll break out in hives

My Roman Empire is that Rose hallucinated Eddie as still having his powers

I love her dearly

“Single mom that works two jobs who loves her kids” but it’s single android father who hates his kids

I love how every version of Artemis gets caught up in some kind of speedster bullshit

They could have been the world’s most unstoppable Team Avatar

I remembered Eddie was in Tiny Titans and this unfortunately all I can think about right now

Thinking about how he’s the first man she ever felt safe around

Avatar The Last Airbender (2005): “Imperialism is bad” The Awakening of Roku (2025): “Sozin if you ever suggest something as stupid as raising tariffs again I’ll give your birthright to your sister”

I have never felt smarter than when I’m reading through my own comment section and I have an honors diploma and two degrees

HELLO?

DC please bring him back I miss him

I would rather overreact now than be asked in several years why I didn’t do more when I still had the chance

I can officially add saying I think it’s weird to include Dr. Light in Teen Titans Go to the list of things that have gotten me death threats for some reason

Idk where exactly I’m going in life but I wanna accomplish enough to make Temperance Brennan look humble

“Katara was just remembered as a healer” in the first like five minutes we learn that she outranks the White Lotus. Like… the entire White Lotus

“Hate is such a strong word :(“ it’s actually the nicest one I can think of right now so be careful what you wish for

The Bobby head-tilt 🥺

"People need to learn and do things at their own pace" yes but consider how much better everything would be if everyone just listened to me all the time

Tom King ruined my life because he broke up the wedding and I crash out over it once a week so I made a meme

“We’re going on a long long life journey together” I think Mr. Marbles might be the most loved dog in the world- Jenna and Julien have taken the best care of him for over 17 years and millions of people around the world have loved him for almost as long

Thinking about how Geoff Johns somehow wrote the best depiction of comphet I’ve ever seen on complete accident

“Pavi looks nothing like Asami” that’s because you’re comparing her to adult Asami not baby Asami

Gay son or thot daughter? Lizzie Prince existing or Cassie kissing Damian?

My takeaway from the internet yesterday is that Dan Howell deserves to be much meaner than he is

Shout out to the girl who dumped her cheating boyfriend on stage during Sophie Power’s set a few years ago I hope she’s thriving

This is a fucking lie.

Mike and Bryan if you can hear me please make the cabbage merchant Lao Ge please make the cabbage merchant Lao Ge please make the cabbage merchant Lao Ge

Him and that damn dog

I love whatever’s wrong with her

I'm going to keep saying "this is fascism" until this platform inevitably bans the word fascism, and then I'm going to leave

I’ve been saying this since casting was first announced but I cannot think of a better actor to play Guy Gardner and I cannot think of a better character for Nathan to play

They’re like a generational curse but Dick’s the one stuck dealing with all of them

Cassie’s a comphet lesbian in the oblivious way like I was and Kara’s a comphet lesbian in the internalized homophobia way send tweet

If you ever worry that you’ve damaged your digital footprint, reputation, or anything that could affect your career just remember that at least you’re not MGK publicly perving on Eminem’s daughter

I want a Law and Order spinoff where Casey, Alex, and Barba open a firm together… nothing productive would get done but a lot of people’s feelings would be hurt

*You* might have been born gay, *I* for one watched “Bato of the Water Tribe” when I was five years old and saw June the bounty hunter

The Wilson kids are like a generational curse except Dick is the one stuck dealing with all of them

Honestly? Might be top ten funniest things Dick’s ever said

Having friends who are creative and indulge in your interests is the most beautiful thing in the world life is incredible

She’s literally me

People will complain about wanting complex female characters but then can’t handle Katara, hate Korra, write Azula off, and blame Ursa for literally everything

Thinking about Connor and his baby sister again

A certain Martian will be happy to hear Chocos Inc is going strong in #Superman. See it on the big screen now!

In love with Mia’s little Spider-Man move she used to do all the time