The Dragula episode has been up for less than 12 hours, why would it be okay to post spoilers???? I'm staying off Facebook next Tuesday until I can watch

The "lady dressed as a deer, dude in hunting camo" Halloween couple costume is peak heterosexual energy, where the lady is adorable and the guy is a lazy thumb.

I thought I lost or got my wallet stolen. Nope, was just casually walking around without a wallet for two days.

The weirdest body sensation is feeling so light and airy from installing good things in EMDR therapy while battling cramps that are just inflaming my bottom half. Like my top half is zen, my bottom half is at war with my uterus 😅

Sometimes it's important to reflect on yourself to better understand. That being said, I think the South Park character closest to who I am is Tweek.

Listen, the creepy "your phone is listening to you" thing is going too far. I need to get to Michael's today and my stupid phone heard me say this and is now showing Michael's ads to make me feel bad. Stop ittttt 😤😤😤😤

Confession: I wasn't allowed to read the Goosebumps books as a kid. ...I'm consider reading them as an adult.

I should be at home resting my cramps with chocolate and potatoes while watching Lord of the Rings. Not working. This is no life for a wee Hobbit like myself *dramatic faint*

Just found out the person claiming Lexi Love's name is an "AI artist" and I want to RAGE. No one using AI should claim to be an artist. They're only talentless thieves.

It's getting dark earlier so my brains like "it's Fall" so I've just started watching horror movies because Halloween

I'm ridiculously excited for tomorrow night 🥳🥳🥳 Join us for our first show of Nox's Nightshade Nerdlesque with our anime show Waifu Wonders at Showpony lounge inside Jackalope (their menu looks incredible). tinyurl.com/NoxxNighshad...

Realizing that going from being a bread baker to a bank teller, I am working with bread in different ways.

Brock Lesnar returns and they're moving to a network I'd never buy a streaming service through?* Guess I'm gonna get more into AEW because WWE is not it. I'm really over them. *I have absolutely no interest in watching any sport but wrestling.

I'm a real Texan now, I grilled some Ribs and now I just want to constantly grill

*reads the 75 soft challenge* "Wait, this is pretty much what I already do?" (Could be better about the exercise but it made me feel good about myself)

Me, writing something: I hope no one misinterprets what I say. But I think I made it pretty clear. People: *misinterprets* Me: ..... Damnit.

There's something terribly ironic crying to "No More Tears". Thank you for the music, Ozzy.

I can't wait to get my new glasses as my eyes are getting strained from rhinestoneing and I don't like it 🫩🫩

An actual image of me at work when someone yells at me for things I have no control over

I'm finally catching up on Demon Slayer and I'm so glad this exists because I couldn't stop thinking about 3 weed smoking girlfriends every time they mention Uzui's 3 wives

Ever get the zoomies but you're over 30 so your body's like "bitch, oh no you don't"

My Instagram suggested feed is all KPop Demon Hunters content and I'm so pleased

🗣️🗣️🗣️ Make Evolution yearly!!! #WWE

Y'all ever have a dream that people you don't like ruined your library books and got your bed stolen? 😅 That was a weird one.

Tickets are live for my next show and I’d love to see you all there! For early it’s, VIP tables are $10 off w code “GlitznGlam” www.eventbrite.com/e/gatsby-cab...

Good news, I have very healthy eyeballs. Plot twist: my one eye got better! I didn't know eyes could do that

*realizes I don't work in the food industry anymore* Does this mean I can watch The Bear now or will I get flashbacks?

Pittsburgh got Raw and Smackdown in one night?! Honestly jealous AF lol

Honestly, I wasn't mad at Ginger until she hated on Saint Bernards 😤😤 Girl, have you ever met one of those precious babies?? #rupaulsdragrace

Honestly, I will auto-unfriend people who do comparison photos of sex symbol ladies from the 2000s to what they look like now and be like "look how she let herself go!" Women age and you can go suck an egg. We're done with misogynistic beauty standards round these parts 💖

I keep getting commercials on my YouTube for the apartment complex I live at and I continue to yell at the screen "I just renewed my lease! I'm here for at least another year! Your advertising is ineffective!"

An actual image of me when work is dead for the last 3 hours

I can ignore the popping in my ear until I misheard "banking" as "baking" and now I'm embarrassed

Me, analyzing my water intake and realizing I'm probably drinking a little too much water. Everything tells you "drink more water" but you can apparently over do it pretty easily 😑😑

What a night for the goth girls #moneyinthebank

*Insert a joke here about me working at my job at a financial institution then watching Money in the Bank tonight* I've been waiting all week to post this.

This is Bodie. He’s here to celebrate the start of Pride Month. Been working on this pose for weeks. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)

Fun quirk: I cheer out loud any time a book mentions Pittsburgh or Austin.

I'm so happy to have my undercut fully buzzed again. I was worried with the new job, but I'm free to have my hair however I want. Also, I want undercut Francine as my profile pictures.

I just discovered a pen I have had a little flashlight and a stylus. I feel like it's a magical Sailor Moon pen.

The laziest journalism is the articles about stores being closed for holidays but phrased click-baity as "grocery stores closing for one day". Like, no shit? Places close for holidays. Stop being dramatic. There's significantly more important things to be dramatic about in 2025.

Accomplishment: I actually got the monthly micropet on Finch for this month (a koala named Steve!) I've been on this app off and on for 3 years and this is the first time I did this 😭💖

It's wild how much better it is to have a half an hour lunch than a 20ish minute one

- Peace of Mind -

Can we talk about how weird it is with trusting things people type now? Like, am I talking to you or a chatGPT response? *You'll always know it me because my grammar isn't great and I'll probably have a weird typo lol. On top of being super anti-AI

First day and I had my first corporate catering where I was eating and not the one providing the food. It is magical.

First day of work! 💪🏻💵

A Facebook post is going around with a needle accident. That's some easy inspiration to keep off Facebook for 24-48 hours 😭😱😨 (tried to see if I could block it, but you can't just block a post)

Eeeeee!!! All Stars is up!!! 🤩🤩🤩 I know what I'm doing this morning