Bit of a mess around on the acoustic and ended up with this 🤷 actually quite like it 😂👊🎸

Billy Moore is a prick can't stand the horrible arrogant twat 👊

Great resilient result yesterday 👊💙 good results today keeps us going 🤫 Not Moyes biggest fan but if I say it quietly he's doing a job 👀👀 Liverpool Sunday and piss poor side can see us winning👊💙 24m kdh 😂😂😂😂 what a signing Garner is Everton's Mr fix it , kdh is Everton's Mr go to 💙 UTFT

I'll take it all day 👊💙

Ladies and gents if u want a laugh 🤦😂😂😂 that was me at 16 on my passport pic 😂😂😂😂😂😂 wtf 🤦😂

One of my favorite ever bands Stereophonics so tried one of there greatest songs "You're My Star" on the electric after I changed to new strings👍🎸 not bad considering I only learned it in 30 mins 😂😂💙🎸

Late night one blues but kdh is possibly Everton's best signing in recent years, a lad who was great at Leicester shunned at Chelsea for possibly being a English player but shining at Everton 🤷💙 if we have a core next season in mid with him Garner and grealish and 1 in the center and a striker 👀👀💙

Enzo v Gomez 😂😂 really there 1st interaction and Gomez wasnt arsed at all 😂😂😂 he's egging him on 😂😂😂😂

So there's no confusion! Turnstiles at Hill Dickinson Stadium open at 10am tomorrow. I've got lots of entertainment for you. The players will be on the pitch from 11!

Honest to God working in A hotel is can be madness 😂 Easter weekend dick heads galore ,from a pissed up customer calling me a scouse wanker who i lobbed out by his neck,gaffer being carted out with heart problems,staff not showing up,storm Dave,47 dinners me and 1 other doing it🤦I deserve this 🍺

Tried a bit of a simple slowed down effort of Guns n Roses "Pretty Tied Up" on the acoustic 👊💙 and didn't go as badly as I thought it would lol 🤣🎸💙

Iv 2 multicolored lights at home and wanted to try and make a Everton silloute that would sort of project on the wall and it didn't turn out that bad 🤣🤣🤣 get the blue lights and will look sound lol 🤣🤣💙 UTFT

3 episodes in on season 2 of Daredevil born again and it just gets better and better👊 outstanding program

All the shit I get from him he loves me being home from work 😂😂 I'm all he's ever known for a weeks old with me being off 👊 he's basically a dog 😂😂 love him and his brother 😂👊💙

Seriously Enzo I just want to stand up go for a burst lad 🤦😂😂🎸🎸

Had a little go at Noel Gallagher's The Mexican this morning before work 👊 not bad considering I'm about 20 mins into learning it lol 👊💙🎸

How it started / How it's going ..... for Enzo the Legend 😂😂😂👍💙

Off to watch Ready or not 2 👊 1st one was brilliant so high hopes for this one 👍

We're getting there with the moody Everton blue lighting lol 👊💙

Everton make this happen immediately 🤣🤣💙👊 UTFT 💙

What a performance 👍💙 UTFT

Up The Fuckin Heinz Blue Sauce Toffees 💙🤛

Anfield Agenda on the blower now results can get over turned 🤣🤣🤣🤣💙

Liverpool will be claiming every trophy the finished runners up now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This afcon thing is madness 👀👀👀

The 6 half month old panther watches and judges 🤣🤣🤣🤣💙

What's the Game people 👀👀👀👀

Been a week since we moved house been a lot of work and unpacking and the man cave 2.1 is up and running 👊💙 I don't ask or want much in life as long as Mrs mc and my kids are happy it does me 💙👊 somewhere I can chill 1 night a week with my guitars and gaming is all iv ever wanted 👊💙 UTFT 💙

Honestly don't think we see Barry again in a everton shirt and if we do ges gonna be less arsed than he has been🤦 Fans have turned on him and it's difficult to get that backing back🤷 It's just one of the most brain dead decisions iv seen,his mates are thick aswel👊all a bit of a mess really 💙

Sorry like but who the fuck advised Barry to get his arsenal supporting mates tickets fir the Everton supporting away end needs a slap themselves🤦 not condoning it but in the history of bad ideas that's up there 🤦 it's not rocket science now the cub look like twats 👊💙

Can't remember a more stressful time than the last month and a half with being told landlord was selling and we had to move out of the house we've had for 12 years🤦 but yesterday we moved in and we love it 💙 👊👍 UTFT

Anyone watched predator badlands 🤔🤔 I love predator films bar the crossovers 🤦 loved prey but badlands was brilliant whole new arc for the films going forward 👍💙 great film

One thing I'm hopeful I don't have to do anytime soon in the future is move house 🤦 honestly the last month has been the most stressful time for me Mrs mc and the kids but Friday we pick keys up to the new gaff👊 Saturday we will be all moved in and the stress ends 👊💙

Don't like blocking or muting blues but wen ur 1st post after a great win yesterday is to throw ur opinion at the opinion at others to dare criticize the manager or team selection then u can get to fuck blue or not👊 If someone's opinion rattles u that much then get off socials 👍💙 UTFT

Don't think iv seen a better save in 45 years than Pickfords 👊 that was phenomenal 💙👏👏👏

Arguing with some foreign woman on the phone in work as she's arriving tomorrow, no booking for her but she's fuming and adament she's arriving tomorrow🤷 Probably are but we're not Haven Caravan Park ya fuck wit 😆😆😆

Had a crack at a Aerosmith classic before and didn't go to bad lol 👍😂🎸💙

If this was Sean Dyche in charge we wud be all calling for his head cos I can't see any difference in the way we play 🤷but it's not and we won't cos some have a blind loyalty to a manager who has won 1 trophy in 20 years 🤷💙 I don't get it

UTFT as always 💙👊

Just sack the dinosaur now 😂😂😂🤦🤦🤦🤦

If the team is as been banterd about then expect nothing more than we deserve tonight 🤦🤦🤦🤦

Sorry like but not a chance is this kitten only 6 months old 👀👀👀👀 wtf

Tough game tonight but by no means unbeatable or " a free hit "👊 home form needs changing starting tonight, Crowd feeds of the players, player's feed of the crowd set up right and get at em from the off👊💙 Moyes needs to get it right as do the players👊💙 UTFT 💙

How id like us to line u v utd tomorrow verses how I think we will line up versus utd tomorrow 🤔🤔 Which one would you be happier with blues 🤔💙💙 UTFT

Mrs mc and the kids were in Liverpool shopping today and got me this👊 how well they no me 💙 UTFT

My daughter said dad can u play some Olivia Rodrigo 🤷👀 dad tried some Olivia Rodrigo 👊🎸💙

No Everton so we're gonna have to do something to pass the time weve gone music so now..... What was the best comedy film ever 😂😂 Iv got one in my head that I recently watched wat was yours bluesky 🤷😂😂😂

Great thread that 👍🎸 thank u 👍💙 UTFT

Bluesky let's talk music ............🤔🤔 What's the band everyone loves but u never quite got 🤷 I'll start 👊 The Beatles bar 3 or 4 songs were the most overrated band ever 👊 just didn't get them at all 😂

So my 3 months off work has come to that horrible end 🤦 back to the grind of nights in the hotel tomorrow 👊 God knows what shit I'm gonna encounter this season but it's always fuckin funny 😂😂😂👍💙