WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

We are going to D I E.

They got Don Lemon? When do we ride out?

I want to make lots of money doing as little work as possible. Suggestions?

Isn't this trick married to a rapist?

I was not ready for how bad she sounds.

Delete TikTok. Problem solved.

They all look like badasses.

Sigh…

Got my site relaunched. Client is happy. Laundry almost done. All before noon. Go me! (I’ve been awake forever.)

It’s going to be 33 degrees next week for a couple days. Should I bother digging my coat out of the garage? Probably not.

Little bitch got fired.

Do you guys have snowstorm parties like our hurricane parties?

These assholes think they’re in Call of Duty.

OMG!!! Leaflets. That will solve everything.

I go to book club for a few hours and these thugs have killed someone else.

Weather check!

No offense, but are wyt people ok?

Is this a bad time to point out that our high today will be 80?

Why the fuck am I awake????

Why are wyt people using the term Hotep?

Willow has been sitting behind my chair moaning for an hour. All of this because she thinks it’s time to eat.

He looks like shit. Good.

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The answer is absolutely yes. I’m new to freelancing so I’m learning what needs to be spelled out. I’m letting this slide because I just want/need cash flow.

What the fuck?!?!

To be clear - I’m not doing shit.

Im doing some freelance work. Should I charge more for these 6:30 AM calls?

Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives. Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.

Jesus. He's going to bomb them isn't he?

Other countries should just shun us. Why is everyone playing along with this bullshit?

I really wish I was sleeping instead of watching this insane asshole further alienate out country.

He’s just so fucking stupid.

Bruh.

Good thing I don’t have a pesky job to go to and can play the new Animal Crossing update.

I seriously want to kick anyone that voted for this shitshow in their box. Old, young, black, white....IDGAF. How the fuck do you look at this garbage and say, "Yeah. Let's go with that?".

My second breakfast was delicious.

No new pictures Where are you mentally?

Spent the morning in my garden and I’m happy to report: the monarchs are coming! I saw one in my milkweeds.

I’m often the only woman working out at my gym. It is so funny to watch how these men interact with each other. None of them wear headphones and it’s like a social club. An awful social club. (And I’m wearing headphones.)

I just grunted - unintentionally- at the gym. Ha!

My dog ate a random slice of pizza on her walk WHILE taking a dump. Willow is a thug.

I consider the 2 cookies I just ate pre-workout.

I actually squealed when he did the backflip. Bravo! (I know nothing about ice skating but that was amazing.)

They know there are no repercussions now.

Instead of saying I’m unemployed I’m going to say I’m on strike.

I need to mute “Epstein” and “impeach”. Y’all are exhausting.

My favorite part of my day is when I spend hours applying to jobs I don't really want.