Laundry just keeps piling and piling, gotta stay on top of it somehow or you drown. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

Sometimes its nice to have some time alone in the bathroom. #DadLife #meme #memes #Dad

Shopping with kids is so much fun! #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

And hollow inside. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

It doesn't always work, but most of the time it does. You can make it a freeze game and randomly pause sometimes, and everyone has to freeze. Been fun way to motivate doing chores. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

There is a trick I learned, you let the kids be bored for ~30 minutes, then they find something to do and aren't bored anymore. Has worked 100% of the time for me. If I don't want them playing tablets or watching tv... only 30 minutes for them to "figure it out". Anyone else have good tricks?

I do love sleep, and sometimes I am not in the mood. But it is fun to have your kids want to play with your so much they yank you from your bed. Makes me feel loved. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

Looks like the cow is trying to raise the steaks... ...but the pig is completely hogging all the chips. The horse really needs to pony up... ...and the donkey? He just completely crumpled under the pressure. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

Hold the line! Don't Panic. But sometimes it is quite hard, lol. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

One day, we will reach one. What's your longest streak of peace? #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #DadZero

Sometimes it feels like we say this so much I am surprised these aren't his first words 😅 He has so much energy and never stops. But his actual first word was Dad, and his favorite word is Dada. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

The elephant really "pushed" the limits of customer service. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

Always good to tell your kids you love them. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

Look how gentle and nice the children pull me back. Who needs sleep? #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

My daughters head made of steel. Every time she accidentally head butts me, hurts so bad... none of my other kids' heads are that hard. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

This is an eye roller. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

I showed my daughter this drawing, and she squealed in joy and said, "Dad, its Sticky the Stick and Rocky the Rock." She did not even read it and she knew. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

This is how I felt when they sent me home with newborn twins. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

Be nice, be nice, please be nice, just be nice, why can't we be nice. Mostly said before consequences happen because I am so tired of giving out consequences... #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

This town ain't big enough for the tooth of us! #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

Because I said so! #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

No matter how many times you answer the "Why" question, another one always follows... #DadLife #ParentingHumor #FamilyHumor #Dad #meme

It's nice to take a nice relaxing nap on the couch that is definitely never interrupted by a body slam. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

This guy is from the band "The Beardles". #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

#1 Fan of my girls! #DadLife #Parenting #Dad

Does anybody like laundry? #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

Well, hopefully it looks like chocolate all over her face. Don't we all have a hidden stash somewhere the kids try to find?

I love cooking my family and my cat... wait! I mean, I love cooking, my family, and my cat! #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

Hand drawn version of my game suggestion. Just be careful you don't draw too hard. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

Sometimes it even works! #DadLife #meme #Dad

Dad's a grizzly bare now. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

Who does makes the bigger mess? My wife said she has to think about it for a while. 😂 #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

They love to put up the classic stink of "I'm not tired". #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #meme #Dad

They are going away for a long "period" of time. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

Sometimes you just blurt this out... and it only gets worse when they respond with "for how long"? #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

This joke is a real hoot. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

Custom redrawn and hand drawn picture of my page and family. I think it turned out cute. #DadLife #Dad

It's a "cardinal" sin to tell a joke like this. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

If they are quiet, they are up to NO good. Better go check on them. What's the worst mess you have stumbled into? #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

THE KIDS, they "definitely" make bigger messes than me! #dad #dadlife

I didn't plan-net this joke very well. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

I love this time of the day. Any suggestions on how to motivate them? #DadLife #Dad

I liver for these kind of jokes. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

Parenting is a walk in the park ;) #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

This joke will really make a splash, I am shore of it. #dadjokesforever #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesallday

My daughter knows everything. #DadLife #ParentingHumor #TheHitchhikingGuideToDadding #FamilyHumor #Dad

Usually this joke flies right over my head. #dadjoke #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesallday

I need ideas on how to make this last longer! I don't get a long enough nap. 😂 But it is fun, I feel like I am connecting with my girls and getting some rest time, two birds with one stone. Then I get lots of compliments. 😀 #girldad #dadlife #girldadsrock #GirlDadThings #girldadforlife

They don't want him loafing around. #dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforthewin #dadjokesofinstagram #dadjokesforever

He empties that tissue box faster than the blink of an eye. And tries to eat a little bit of it too. How many tissues have been lost to toddler attacks? #DadLife #ParentingHumor #FamilyHumor #Dad