Last 48 hours to get in on this action and get yourself some of the sexiest, filthiest, most gorgeously well drawn, warmly pornographic fantasy saga graphic novels you'll ever find anywhere. Fantastic characters, cool story and lore, beautifully painted art. Alexis is a treasure.

I put the "semen" in "advertisements". (Semen between the tits, no less!)

How did I not notice it was FAT BEAR WEEK LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO explore.org/fat-bear-week

With her it's always a latent, drowsing, humid heat, a slow and tangible physical attraction that just builds in a grinding relentless way until it overspills and we have to make urgent use of the nearest chair, table, bed, couch, floor rug. /1

Hotel rooms turn me into an exhibitionist so fucking fast. 😂😈

100% perfect headline, no notes. 😂

"I asked ChatGPT...." Yeah, well, I DIDN'T fucking ask you. Anything. At all. Because you obviously can't fucking think for yourself.

Campaign is live! Got my order in for all three Tomes of this wonderful erotic fantasy saga. Beautiful artwork, great characters, intricate story, and let's not forget all the sizzling hot sexy encounters. If you aren't a fan already, you will be after a glance. Go and order yours!

Touching you slowly, sweetly, softly, gently, caressing you with tenderness and care. Fingertips grazing, palms smoothly gliding over every line and curve. In no hurry, taking my time, worshipping you by touch, spreading a sweet sultry languorous warmth through you. /1

I was not expecting to be traumatized during my run for bagels this morning and yet here we are

Don't Stop Me Now. Although if played while driving, you WILL be speeding very shortly.

Name a non LOTR character who could resist the One Ring. (Cheating a bit by choosing a real world example, but there simply is no better choice for me).

Today I learned (having never heard it before) that "The Big Rock Candy Mountains" is not, in fact, a kids' song. 😂😂

My workplace just sent an updated policy doc along that all of us need to read and e-sign. The title is "Remove Work During Personal Travel Policy". (It's actually meant to be "REMOTE Work" and meant to clarify requirements around work while traveling, but I honestly like it better as written)

Just got an anniversary email from DeviantArt, where I made an account years ago to peruse other folks' NSFW artwork. Vastly amused by the opening of the message. "[Insatiabear], you've been a deviant for 16 years!" Oh, honey. It's been MUCH longer than that. 😂😂😈😈

Some of my favorite PC games of all time. First two rows in approx order by most hours played over the years, next two rows fairly recent games (in no particular order), last two rows my all time favorite classic games from yesteryear (in no particular order). Graphic via topsters.org.

This is how I flirt.

Bookish checkpoint: ☆ Last book you read: "The Comedy is Finished" by Donald E. Westlake ☆ Your current read: "The Darkling Child" by Terry Brooks ☆ Last book added to my TBR: "Project Hail Mary" by Andy Weir ☆ Next anticipated read: "The Sorcerer's Daughter" by Terry Brooks

But.... what if we're just kind of.... chaotic good? I dun wanna be evil. Republicans are evil and I hate them.

Helicoptering my dick to prove I still retain some wonder and whimsy in my life

GOTN has written a marvelous column on "separating the art from the artist". Go and read it, it's fabulous. Me, I've always looked at the phrase "separate the art from the artist" as code for "it inconveniences me to acknowledge that the creator is a terrible person". Very ostrichy of them and /1

GOTN has written a marvelous column on "separating the art from the artist". Go and read it, it's fabulous. Me, I've always looked at the phrase "separate the art from the artist" as code for "it inconveniences me to acknowledge that the creator is a terrible person". Very ostrichy of them and /1

When she tells you to fuck her hard enough to hit her factory reset button. 🔥🔥🔥

Afternoon repost for those who missed it earlier.

The food had been excellent, the wine superlative, the conversation scintillating. He couldn't look away from her, the vibrancy of her expressions, the dazzling depths of her eyes, the lustrous auburn sweep of her hair across the side of her face. Eventually, the flow of words ran dry. /1

Dealing with a horrible sore throat for the last several days due to illness. Hot tea with lemon and honey has helped for short periods of time but not wholly solved. I think I should eat your pussy for a couple hours and see if that fixes me.

Sitting here nomming on a bowl of cherries (as you do) and mourning the fact that I have never met one of those fabled women who can tie a knot in the stem of a cherry with their tongue. 👅🍒

Louder. Say it louder. No. Louder than that. LOUDER THAN THAT. If you support 47, or ANY of the vile fucking human garbage in the GOP, you are cordially invited to set yourself on fire and then put it out with acid.

I was going to post about this but Teabree has summed it up quite nicely already. *Don't* give the IP thieves your money, give it to Arx instead.

Because we can all use some more emotional support, a reshare of this thread.

This is SO coded for a ton of you fuckers. 😂😂 theonion.com/sabrina-carp...

Had to do my own thread after reading @xsilentxwordsmith.bsky.social and @starshinepoetry.bsky.social 's beautiful threads. So, here's my own take on "emotional support monsters / mythical creatures." Hellhound who plays fetch for hours on end because he knows it makes you smile and laugh. /1

And I mustn't forget to share Rae's emotional support monsters, too. Equally sweet and heartwarming. ❤️

Melody has come up with so many wonderful emotional support monsters. Go read all of these and marvel at her capacity for love. ❤️

I've got a Poseidon joke for you but you'll sea it coming.

This seems appropriate this morning. I didn't know the fellow at all, but he was known to be very fond of badgers. Accordingly, here's a repost of one of the all-time great Twitter posts, in honor of @badjhur.bsky.social .

Okay, so what if I frotted against you and slid my hard cock against yours until you came? And, further, what if I then used your cum as lube and fucked my hands with both our cocks until *I* came? And WHAT IF we then sucked and licked our mingled cum off each other's spent, but very happy cocks?

Morning sign from one of my work login authenticators. Nice.

Scammers are at least being more interesting about their opening lines. Got this today from an unrecognized number. I won't be responding, of course, but just for a moment it made me think of someone, an old flame and unrequited love. /1

Planting some of these deep in her garden today, UH-HUH. 😈🔥

I fucking hate people who use "leverage" as a verb instead of a noun.

He flushed. "Oh, never mind. It was a stupid idea anyway." She grinned. "No, it's endearing! I'd wondered when you were going to stop fumbling around and come out with it." "... Oh." He brightened. So...you'll go out with me, then?" "Well, sort of." "Sort of?" /1

The days when I could go eight times in a single session are long gone. The days when I want to have not. It's a horrid thing, when your body isn't keeping up with your internal drive.

This is a sweet, cute and very, very hot story. Jandri's art is outstanding and the characters are ridiculously wonderful. Go read it. 😍😍

Cradling you after a long day, soothing you, caressing you, calming you down, recentering you and bringing you back to your place of peace. And then methodically fucking you into an overstimulated, trembling, mindless mess, because I know what you really need is to turn that brain off.

OK, but consider: what if I sat on his while you sat on mine? Kind of like the idea of being the filling in a sandwich for both of you.

When you awaken, still exhausted from last night, still utterly wrecked and worn out... but roll over, behold them still lying next to you, and the hunger blazes up yet again. And you reach for them, hoping they won't mind being awakened for round seventeen.

A remote meeting, with video feed mandatory. From the waist up: the epitome of business attire, not a hair out of place, attentive expression on my face, hanging on the droning speaker's every word. From the waist down, well, that's a different story entirely. /1

The sense of "for fuck's sake" that I get when I hear one of the VP-level execs at my company saying "exspecially" and "it's a mute point" in meetings. With our client. 🙄

CW: age gap but still very much consenting adults 😈