flan is a perfectly acceptable breakfast food, it is made of egg, leave me alone

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Often when I draw me & my gf you might be tricked into thinking she’s a normal woman that I somehow got to fall in love with me. But no she’s insane too just in different ways

im having a really fucking bad time but fuck it, we ball

hey, cis people. we need you to call every single elected official you've got, now.

nothing can hurt me I have an entire quart of tteokbokki and soondae

I have two modes or w/e

Excellent piece by @notrightruth.bsky.social about trans community as the antidote to trans despair. ruthpearce.net/2025/09/25/r...

staring into space and blinking asymmetrically

"I'm going to take progress photos during this whole process" I said to myself, and then skipped photographing like 11 steps and somehow decided *this* was worth preserving

anyway I'm fucking sick, someone kill me

hey so when someone says they're immunocompromised and uncomfortable being near you when you're sick the correct reaction is not to immediately step closer and blow on their face

hey this is fucking stupid and #bskycensorship is bad !! i do not usually participate in big tags but this shit has me steamed up

You might see several artists mad about the bluesky policy update banning non-con, even artists who do not make that kind of material, and wonder why it's such a problem. If that's you, here is a quick breakdown: 🧵

whooof nothing quite like almost getting tboned in an intersection to wake you up in the morning

morning drive time radio once again being absolutely unhinged, going from 'lean on me' to linkin park's 'in the end' to 'boys of summer' ???

something something wolves and cats something something #thewitcherlambert #thewitcheraiden #lamden

I keep getting phone calls at work from google ai asking questions that I can't answer without clarifying info dkkgkdkgkdkkg

big "my boyfriend and I saw you from across the bar and we absolutely hate your vibe" energy from the blorbos today

"I do not need to take the label off of this blackberry compote jar" said 2-weeks-ago ratty

first final draft copy of the big bitch is all stitched up and ready to press and glue !!

SINK YOUR TEETH IN

oh boy time for my favourite fucking color 👀👀👀

soooo excited to get up for work in *checks clock* three hours

y'all ever start spiraling and realize that you haven't drank actual regular ass water in three straight days or is that just me

long term prank idea - learn how to drive. do not tell any of my friends. whenever someone leaves me in the car to go into a store, repark the car on the opposite side of the parking lot.

surely a cold brew before dnd is a great idea, I said, like a fucking idiot

postcard chess with dad update: we have been playing since September of '23 and neither of us has taken first blood yet

sketching geralt to keep myself sane at work (it's not working)

he.....

it was a 'draw your blorbo suffering through your job' kinda day so now geralt is trapped in a call center with me

overheard, quiet and bewildered from the managers office: "....did bekah just say 'beef curtains'?"

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incredibly frustrated by the 1 (one) fucking hardcover book in my pern collection

calling all motorcycles 'scooters' in front of a bike guy just to see how long it takes before I get hit with a brick

I just watched a cop turn their lights on and pull sideways through an intersection so that they could park in front of the donut shop and go in to get a donut. The jokes fucking write themselves

oh my god it's not even 10am how are people already being this insane

informing someone via text message about a family death and including emojis in it rather than just making a phone call is some unhinged fuckin behavior

ben howard's "promise" is a geraskier track and you cannot convince me otherwise

JOYFUL CACKLING IN THE DISTANCE

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

I am going to reach into my computer screen and grab google docs by the throat and strangle it like homer simpson

When I was a kid, I went to a music shop with my brother and bought myself two CDs - the first music I had ever purchased for myself, of my own chosing: Black Sabbath's self titled debut album, and Tom Lehrer's greatest hits.

figure practice go brrrrrrr

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god I love cargo pants. what's in your pockets? oh nothing just my phone my wallet my keys my vape my ipad six sharpies a muffin a pickle and a 7 inch dagwood sub

saying the sentence "gonna use this rare pound drop for my chicken smoothie ren faire character sheet" to my roommate and watching his eyes glaze over

once again shaking my fist at the sky bc I can't fucking sleep