Gen 1 Mewtwo can't hurt you. I've got a bit of a collection of various cards, thing is this is *not* the pride and joy of it.

Oh to be the Lucario hanging from a leash in a Mewtwo's clutch, caged and muzzled and blindfolded and nothing more than desperate to be played with by that Mewtwo >///<

helpless zork works hard all day wearing his cage only to look forward to going home and nulging up for the day~

waking up to my own pokemon locking a chastity cage on me before holding me down and taking turns placing pieces of bondage gear on me >///< ;

I'm starting to have some *awesome* ideas regarding my setting with Blaze, but am kinda sad because at the moment I'm shortcutting through a lot of it because I'm writing this *massive* crossover with Ri and Two and Two's too smart for the good of an interesting plot abut pokemon learning things

every time I sit down to write about it I forget about the name of the big city in my PMD setting with Blaze: Varðaheimr when writing up I type "Varthaheimr" because the funny eth is miserable to try and type normally, ... to be fair though to myself though it's changed like four times.

I thought Two playing with a fidget toy when he's busy thinking/when he's anxious/to keep his mind from being hyperactive was a new thing. No, it's been in stories since *2024*

Long needed, a bit of a story about Volt, Blaze's partner! www.furaffinity.net/view/64027961/

I love FL Studio's model but the one weird thing about it is when I want to update the app the way I do that is download the demo that's available to everyone and log in.

I swear my commissions have been featured on sofurry for weeks, ever since I uploaded them. Not complaining, but do people actually use sofurry? I was hoping to have a new place to reach people -- especially with my stories -- but it seems like it hasn't picked up attention yet.

it's already almost over, but here's a short little Valentine's Day story! Nothing like showing off and 'showing off' on such a special day, as it were~ That is, Ri and Two are horny and shameless and use their bar as an outlet for certain kinds of 'interests'~ sofurry.com/s/mXBBvPr1

Human interaction is so much easier when you have a metal bar installed through your muzzle

In other news, the thought of Two singing love songs just to fluster Ri Sustains me while I'm working

The accidental swagger Ri has when he's lounging playing bass on jam night at Perch with his bits out~

I got the part written, finally! I'm a huge sucker for 'the power of music' sequences. has such meaning to me Ri's just about the happiest he is the *whole* story playing some music for a bunch of pokemon. A bunch of things go into it to make it that way, but still, I made myself cry writing it

It's not even horny, it's just Ri being *precious* talking about music.

pain, misery just reached the part of the story I was really looking forward to writing, didn't think it would take as long as it did to reach it. Now I have to go to work.

I look at my Ao3 or my FA, sometimes I sort my gallery by faves or by views... it kinda turns into a list of my entire art/story collection from most to least kinky. I suppose I should expect this, knowing the fandom, but I wish more people see when I write/get something wholesome

The Zork thoughts are very strong fluffy big doofus energy~

Yvelly was... unimpressed with my performance with Ibraetul the other day. So he's begun a new training regimen that seems... a bit more rigorous than the last. 🎨: @redishdragie.bsky.social

Also have some *old* art from @ssssnowy.bsky.social! It was from before I turned Two's neck-tube purple to differentiate him from other Mewtwo, but it's still great art~

Apparently it's Mewtwo's Birthday! ... Not that Two cares to remember the day he was created. But he'll take any excuse for attention~ Even though my birthday is really on the other side of the year, have a Patreon gift @tenebscuro.bsky.social drew for me a few years ago~

Gimme the beat boys, and free my soul I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift awaaaaayyyyyyy...

I got a BEER IN MY BEER and a CHEVY IN MY TRUCK

(quick repost) finished piece for a friend!

Zork does not like working in the freezer. Turns out having fluffy bits does not save them from freezing when it's 0 degrees Fahrenheit.

Two wears a condom for the first time because he gave Ri the Ditto serum and Ri makes eggs now. He's so subconsciously eager though that he accidentally teleports his cum through the condom and knocks Ri up anyway

I just realized I've already had Blaze for *8* months Doesn't feel like it's been that long at all... Then again there's some stories that I wrote about Ri and Two that are a few years old and it feels like I just finished them yesterday basically... ... am I getting old?

filthy dnb beats that would make Bach cry ... not because I'm good at making Baroque pastiches but because my voice leading would offend the musical sensibilities of a person from 1750.

size-theft nullge~ watch your nullge shrink while your master's bits grow~

I wish I had a Zoroark bf to pounce on me when I get home from work

The Zoroark growls through his muzzle when others put stuff on shelves wrong and he has to fix it

barcode freeze-branded on Zoroark fur muzzle bolted shut chastity belt welded shut time for a Zoroark slave's first day stocking shelves at the grocery store

nothing like spending some time leashed to a Mewtwo's cock to unwind after a hard day at work~

Tonight Two convinced Ri to sing "Closer" by Ne-Yo so they can do the meme dance together

After a shower Two needs a lot of brushing. He could do it with his powers but instead he makes Ri get the "hard to reach" places for attention. He insists he doesn't wag his tail but Ri has to hold it down to keep it from swaying while he's brushing it Ri would complain but he finds it endearing.

kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi kibi-kibi

Is it bad I only remember the song as "Fallen Kingdom," not whatever the song is actually named?

kinda hate how strict SoFurry is with uploading. Can barely upload anything, it's going to take forever to upload my backlog when at most I can hope to post... seven things a day? Was hoping to get a lot up there, but not worth it if I can't just spend a day on it

I heard SoFurry was back (it was gone?) so I went over and set up my account finally! Starting off with a kinda older story but should be a good introduction to Ri, Two, and the gang: sofurry.com/s/mBBvdkXm btw "Ri" is too short for SF but "Ri the Lucario" is too long so I'm kinda stuck here

I feel like all my best music is stuff that's modelled to be in a PMD game. I dunno what that says, either I'm destined to be the composer for PMD 5 or I guess it really just means PMD's had a big influence on my musicmaking

🎶You spin me right round, baby right round like a beyblade baby right round round round🎵

four-legged derg presents both his forepaws: "Say hello to legs 4 and 5!" "Where's 3?" *Instant massive derg boner*

I'm still charmed by the idea of Two singing his gay revision of Uptown Girl on Karaoke night at Perch

Two, the gay goober psychic nuke cat Mewtwo cowering behind his shyer, quieter, goober Lucario mate at the sight of Pokemon God

The perma-muzzled Zork thoughts are returning...

Also, that strap that Two "makes" Ri wear is a commercially available product. It's marketed as a kind of "modesty-keeping" device in case your pokemon have a habit of getting hardons at awkward times but when Two figured out what it was he hopped on getting Ri to try out its locked mode~

Ri and Two's jobs as bartenders might get stressful at times, but luckily they're both very good at "stress relief" to make sure they manage themselves~

*aa* now I'm having delusions of grandeur of Two winning in a fight against Arceus Its not like Two's on an equal foot with literal Pokemon God but what Two can do to a mind is *scary* if he gets even a split moment's head start. ... And being able to read minds gives him quite a head start

Arceus, with this taken aback expression: "You are not of my creation" Two in his dreams: "Yeah, am I too magnificent to be something you made~?" Two in reality: clinging pitifully to Ri because Ri is the one being in all existence he trusts who thinks of him as a real pokemon