@typhotter.bsky.social <3

Imprisoned for horny crimes, and for looking hot in rubber and chains. Sentenced to permanent kinky bondage, no chance of release or escape. #SqueakySaturday 🎨: @100racs.bsky.social

Caught

goodness' sake, I'm getting portal-amputation tf thoughts stuck in my head again. portal my limbs off, replace them with quadruped ones and keep me as a good pet //w// muzzle me and cage me and keep me that way forever~

oh, the last time I did that sort of thing was in *2024* had no idea it was so long ago. I don't think I was even on bsky yet Heck, time flies...

Send help, I went 10 minutes over my lunch break writing that instead of doing anything sensible and reasonable. I'd usually do it in chunks but... 30 minutes.

There's a sharp tug at your neck. You look up. A soft, warm, purple furred sack greets you carrying two heavy nuts. Another tug. Your master's voice booms in your head, deep and authoritative. *Worship~* Needily, you press your muzzle in. Your tongue touches soft fur. The leash pulls you close~

Arceus bless whatever Team Rocket scientist decided "this Mewtwo needs *fat* nuts" I know I've mentioned it before but it's a recurring thought I can't help coming to mind whenever I think too hard about Two's balls //w//

Pros of dark Zork fur: warm and cozy in winter :) cons of dark Zork fur: Death in summer :(

thing about wearing cages is it's not like while going about your day to day you're thinking about it. You're just getting groceries, drinking coffee... But then you have a quiet moment when you're alone, and it hits you and you get all giddy and horny and flustered~

Whenever I squat down to pick something up I imagine Two carrying his fat nuts and lunging just the same way //.//

This poor Zork's fur isn't warm enough to keep him from freezing in the 0° F freezer

I'm gonna forget that the little display on my CPU heat sink is on a rotating display of balls and nulges and I'm gonna invite someone to my house, they're gonna be like "hey, cool PC" and look to find there's a Mewtwo's fat nuts on display

The perma-locked Zork thoughts are creeping back in...

Sometimes I wish I would meet a stranger irl, they'd notice my phone wallpaper or something and go "hey, I've seen the art you've commissioned!" or "hey, I've read your stories!" There's no way that's anything other than the *most* awkward interaction of my lifetime. But, still, I wish.

All I can do is rub my nulge and imagine what it'd feel like if I didn't have one //.//

nulged up for the afternoon while playing warframe~ can't imagine what it's like for a drone to have their bits melted into that latex bulge I'm wearing right now //w//

I used to think I'd be fine forever on 32 GB of RAM I'm increasingly wishing more and more that I had 64

in my latest story: - Two tries to be modest. He doesn't realize he's showing off. - Two tries to communicate he's protective of his mate. Kinda comes across as showing off. - Two tries to stop showing off. Ends up getting goaded into showing off. he's trying his best. the goober~

"You know, Two, if you added some early reflections to your telepathy it would be much less unnerving to the people around you." - Ri explaining acoustics to a grumpy Two who secretly likes the way his voice is unsettling despite his efforts over the course of their mateship to be less intimidating

Back to horny thoughts, kinda wanna be a big 4-legged drone mech with heavy nuts and a fat knot~

Considerations, Two will probably be the most powerful Mewtwo *ever* in existence. Think about it, he's the only one who was *engineered* to be as powerful as he is. When he has a child with Ri (don't ask how~) that Mewtwo will be half him and half Ri, right?

imagine being a Mewtwo's breeding slave~ ... Laying eggs whenever he has his way with you //.//

reminder I've got a pretty horny story about Ri and Two putting eggs in each other! It's also got a pretty horny bondage sequence uwu~ Happens... I posted this a year ago!? Time kinda... flies... archiveofourown.org/works/65288122

A bit of an oldie but a goodie from @asbiearts.bsky.social of Two being a little more 'assertive' with his mate than usual~ Don't worry, he's a good master, even putting his mate under hypnosis Two makes sure Ri's enjoying himself~

The more time goes on, the more comfortable I become with Two treating Ri dommier and dommier I have so many things I wanna get drawn, but collars and leashes and blindfolds and bondage are all slowly climbing and climbing u//w//u

People get on people's cases for not tagging fics on Ao3, but is there a tag wiki for Ao3 as dedicated as e6 is to defining its tags? I'd put more tags on a fic I write if I saw a tag and could look up what it means. Being able to click the little ? next to almost any tag is a lifesaver.

ooooooh, strip poker but if you lose when you're naked you're dronified u//w//u

poker but instead of betting money betting time in chastity~

mindless naked latex-skinned drones rubbing their nulges together~ u//w//u

the eggs Ri lays are not cage-free

imagine being Link, awooing your little wolf heart out to the wolf stones, then going human form, getting vored by a glowing wolf, then seeing visions of your distant ancestors

it must feel amazing stealing someone's size from them. you get hard, then you get harder, and harder and harder... until you've got a massive member between your legs and your partner's got nothing more than soft fur between his~

I am offended by the way they handled Mega Lucario Z in Pokemon Horizons Korrina's Lucario went through a multi-episode training arc to be able to control its mega evolution Roy's Lucario's arc was a 5-minute "wHaT iF wE vIbEd A litTlE?" chat and suddenly he's unlocked some superior tier of aura

People always say the music of the 70s was immaculately produced. Like... I hear it? Was listening to The Dark Side of the Moon because someone on Reddit touted it as a life-altering experience It's... alright? Beautifully recorded, but I can't help thinking "that snare is pathetic"

Today is 04/18 Watch out for packs of Buis 👀🧡

me when holding my top/dom Two daki: "oh yeah you big Mewtwo bitch take my cock" me when holding my sub/bottom Ri daki: "Oh Ri please put your dick in me"

*waaaaa* I wanna be leashed to the nuts hanging between a Zoroark's legs **puddlecario**

*aaaa* here I am making music all caged and collared //w//

Gah, suddenly I want to be leashed down and caged and fucked by a dozen big sexy guys in front of everyone rrrrr~

must take so much work for a big guy like Two to drain his nuts He should spend however much time and effort as is necessary to drain them dry in whatever subby guy he can find u//w//u

"Why does it sound like the lyrics are gibberish?" - me, forgetting I was listening to Japanese music

I wonder what relationship Ri and Two and the gang have with their Rotom phones. Sure, seems like Rotom can talk through the phone, but they can also kinda just... talk? Two wants to take a dick pic: "Hey, Rotom, can you do that thing again?"

portal amputation feral tf //w//

He's never beating the bottom allegations cm for @wm149.bsky.social

WHAT DOES THE ZORK SAY!? Blaze in a listless tone: "zorky-zorky-zork-a-zork"

A little distracted

I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life enslaved to a Mewtwo's cock //w//

I think I found all the drone-fuckers~ question is, do they want to be the drone fodder or the lucky drone who gets to tf them all~?

I mean look at this sexy tf'ing rod and the sack full of tf'ing latex under it ready to be pumped inside some drone fodder //w//