Ponder them

"Ri, you're rushing." - Two struggling to keep time with eldritch horror rhythm game boss "I'm sorry, I like this song!" - Ri slapping his heart out on bass guitar to Uprising by Muse "You love your mate, right!?" - Two barely deflecting a Deathly Rhythm Blast "I usually have a click!" - poor Ri

I got this sudden idea of Ri slapping his bass to various songs he likes to help Two battle in a rhythm game fight Imagine Two in a rhythm battle 'dance' with some eldritch abomination that can only attack to the rhythm of music and Ri's just rocking out on bass guitar to help his mate keep time

the only holes Ri's able to fuck of his own volition: - toys - his Mewtwo drone's fuck holes~

I was listening to Random Access Memories by Daft Punk earlier and when "Get Lucky" came on I realized that that song's basically Blaze's anthem. I mean, "Get Lucky" but gay, but I suppose that's a technicality

two states of confy

Two by far prefers nakey and that's usually how I like him but I swear he'd look *sexy* wearing a blazer Ri would look good too but I fixate on Two~

I swear, every couple years I get into a big fanfic crossover that ends up *way* longer than I intended it to be. Used to be headcanons with characters from online fan comics. At least, for once, this time it's all my own characters so nothing's stopping me from posting this 300-page mess

New refs, drawn by @hentufappu.bsky.social! New colors, new dick! Looks like Two's spoiled Ri over the years too, turns out all the chocolate goes to your tummy when you don't battle as often as you used to. Maybe Two likes a bit of belly~ Other details too, a bit of a much-needed rework honestly.

back to Lucario Blaze is great, I'm so happy I've got him but I made him too abrasive to be my main sona, so back to goober subby purple dog~

2 hours left in locktober~

When setting up his free-use fantasy tied up on a popular cruising trail, he forgot one important detail: arranging a pick-up time. After nightfall, the wild high-level beasts of the forest come out to play, and how could they resist a stretchy new plaything served on a silver platter?

I am legitimately curious whether or not the complete lack of any kind of detail on Blaze's environments or of the various humans he sees is a problem but it's so awkward asking people "hey, can you read this extremely kinky smut? I need you to tell me if I should be describing the environments."

I watched the shoeonhead video about female gooning and I felt *attacked* when she was talking about what a lot of these women reading cringe Amazon smut want because it's exactly what *I* want too I just wanna take my strong, sexy, masculine, top/dom Mewtwo and go

new story, this one kinda kinky, hope you don't mind some slavery, some chastity, some gang rape, some permanent muzzle implants, some tubes up rather sensitive, intimate places. In other words, Blaze is in for quite a time archiveofourown.org/works/72783286

Houndoom is so spooky! This is a follow up to this -> www.furaffinity.net/view/58671206/ Female cookie alt is on my Discord, Telegram and FA

Managing to climax while still cages can be hard... but it sure is intensely rewarding! Stream image done for @cuga.bsky.social

Delicate 🍒, delicious 🍑.

the main characters of my main setting: - A purple Lucario - A purple Mewtwo - A Zoroark named Red who wears a blue scarf - a Lucario named Blue who wears a red scarf. it wasn't *really* intended but I've got two characters who are purple and two characters both whose colors can make purple.

Some Pokemon find balls alluring ~

those of you who don't wear cages, you don't know how good you have it being able to reach down and stroke whenever you want. I'm sitting here, all I can think of is sex and I can't even touch😔

Imagine trying to use Harden but your trainer keeps you in a cage

Locktober's going *great,* it's already day 12 or 13 or something -- *looks at calendar* "Oh" ^ a re-enactment of something that happened earlier today

Silly dog should just ask his tall, strong, sexy mate for help but he's decided to do it himself and now he's presenting to everyone in the bar. Not to mention Two's convinced Ri to wear the cage instead of his strap for locktober~ art @fallflys.bsky.social

Blaze is always careful when he's scoping taverns for guys to have some fun with but rarely someone slips past his guard and invites him for something rather more extreme than he was expecting~ Luckily Giratina'll send him back~ art @asbiearts.bsky.social, Lucky Typh @mayday213.bsky.social

HE needed a second angle to fully explore though :P

I spend so much of my time thinking of Ri and Two as lovable goobers now that I tend to forget once I envisioned them as aloof, distant edgelords, Two especially. I mean, I guess they *used* to be aloof and distant but they're not like that anymore, they've grown a bunch!

What would be more scandalous, Two keeping his co-emperor as a throne-pet or Two taking his throne-pet's cock in front of the senate~?

Looks like Ri and Two got thrown back in time in an altercation with Dialga, but they made the best of it and now Two's at the head of one of the strongest, richest empires in pokemon history! He looks like he belongs, doesn't he~? Art @katauni.bsky.social!

Patreon reward for Ri Catching up with my artwork submissions!

Patreon reward for Ri Catching up with my artwork submissions!

Masterball rubbers Nothing gets out

Something I don't mention often is how much Ri loves making music, so I finally got some great art of him playing his bass. His fat fingers kinda make it hard on him but at least there's some instruments out there that are more manageable than others! Art: @royarashi.art

I'm kinda obsessing over drone Two tbh didn't think Two would look so sexy encased in latex...

should also mention drone Two comes with a story (with warnings of noncon tf but kinky consensual drone sex after)~ www.furaffinity.net/view/61973544/

Uh-oh, looks like Two got careless and found himself caught up in a Rocket experiment while investigating a thought-to-be abandoned hideout! Luckily it's just a prototype, but unfortunately for Ri he's the master of an unusually insubordinate drone now~ Art @fallflys.bsky.social

I love my big-nutted Mewtwo Seriously, I think Two's nuts are one of his best features! I think of how much of an adorable goober he is then I think "that adorable goobers got fat nuts" and I kinda melt inside a little~

if the brain hurts a little too much, If thinking's too hard don't worry, Two can make them go away for a little while~

Found out apparently I have a third form. It's for magic and magic related things, I guess. I just need to figure out how to control the transformation... and find some clothes that fit >///>

Finally finished the story to go along with this super hot Trejan pic by @ketei.gay! which you can read here: furaffinity.net/view/61890217

Two has a low but non-zero chance to Nya~~!! when he's bottoming

The first thing Two'll do as emperor is implement government-mandated nulges~

They let you work at the Zeraora cafe, as long as you dressed in uniform. Despite being human, all of the cafe patrons treated you as if you were a good Zeraora. After catching a glance of 'yourself' in the mirror, you are filled with a mixture of confusion and happiness. #TFEveryday #ゼラオラの日

Lopunny used Attract! It had no effect. Ri looks at the Lopunny's trainer with an odd look on his face. "Why did you think that would work?" "You're..." "... Gay?"

all my friends don't like being pounced on and it kinda bothers me a little bit not a lot but I wish people would let themselves be pounced on by a goober Mewtwo/Lucario/Zoroark and be nuzzled

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my favorite body type is twink, apparently my bottoms: twink my tops: twink my subby characters: twink my dommy characters: twink those characters I kinda wanna fuck: twink those characters I want to use me rough: twink what does it say my Mewtwo, the nigh-all-powerful psychic top/dom's a twink?

Once Two settles down at the bar with Ri I'm *sure* he'd love all the attention being the mysterious Cinnabar 'mon people whisper to each other like "wasn't that the 'mon who terrorized Celadon 15 years ago?" Meanwhile Two just smiles at them warmly and shakes them a drink with his telekinesis~

There's a lot of reasons a digimon might aspire to achieve digivolution... but some just wanna be bigger.