live !! it’s me, cheebs. super duper promise it’s me. cheebs. from twitch. it’s me, cheebs. who else would it be. (doin a lil guest stream over on emmys channel come kick it) twitch.tv/cheebs

hey. hey. if your attorney is using AI to draft their court filings. I need you to fire them and then run, not walk, to your local bar association’s professional conduct reporting site

waxed my unibrow today ://

sofi read the room

“i hope the migrants who supported trump get deported lol! that’ll show them!” okay well i don’t. i have this condition where i think no one deserves to be victimized and dehumanized by the government. experts are calling it ‘empathy’

yeah im a huge buffs fan and already feel nauseous about this game but i gotta admit the comedic timing of bnk talking about scheuder being the best qb in cfb and then ninety seconds later him throwing an interception first play of the game is. kinda priceless

walked three miles in three inch heels a half size too big last night (drunk) and when i say 1. i am too old for this and 2. holy fuck. my calves

the only thing you need to know about my dnd characters is that they all answer the age-old question “what if a pathetic wet cat of a man was a woman”

bro I do NOT want to go through my twitter following list to make the transfer but Y’know what???? im fueled by spite