It's the dumbest thing to happen at the stadium and there have been dudes getting bullets and wearing buckets on their head in that place.

Yep, the idiot kids have ruined the broadcast.

And they still won't let people bring in tasers.

Every single game this weekend is at least a $250 minimum investment for this family of three. So we'll... Pass.

Get leads pump strikes.

I'd be happier about this if the Dodgers weren't actively disinterested in the regular season. But I'm still pretty happy about it.

It's very offputting how I have to off center my earbuds case on my wireless charger to get it to charge. Or I'm a psychopath.

I strongly recommend the Brewers sweep the Dodgers.

Why would anyone still have this?

Trickle Down Economics

There are a lot of lawyers on here.

All stadiums should be windowless domes. Natural light is harmful to the athletes and the aesthetic environment at a stadium. Blot out the sun.

17 states down, 8 days left, if you're able to make my daughter (and by extension me) happier, and your state isn't covered on her map, we'd really appreciate a token donation. And I promise I won't be happy long, if that had you worried. Also apparently I need more West coast friends. 😒

Oh hey the Brewers are in a bye-position. And a top 3 run differential in MLB. It's also May, and there are 4 (almost 5) teams that have allowed more than 100 more runs than them.

David Hamilton's wrc+ is up to 87 for the year. Vaulted over Frelick.

I, for a brief moment, less than a second, felt bad about how bad the Cubs have looked this series.

HE'S HAR A STAFF THIS WHOLE TIME? WHAT HAVE THEY BEEN DOING?

This is barely above "terrorist attacks" in the list of acceptable drone uses.

A blister on his effectiveness joint

Capitalism

Remember when PCA was an MVP caliber player and I was mad at the Mets for giving him to the Cubs for nothing?

The NBA is still going? (Does this count as posting about it? I assume so.)

Can something be better than the "best fans in baseball" crap and somehow even dumber than it at the same time. I guess an all toxic dudebros section at least keeps them away from everyone else, but certainly these guys know SOME women that I guess just sit somewhere else.

It's probably cheaper to have a president most people wouldn't mind dying.

The rare "in play no out" with the bases loaded on at bat

Man when Miz figures it out he's gonna be good. 😏

I mean there's not a good person in most democratic primaries, but there certainly aren't any in the Republican ones.

Let's kill golf courses first, then car dealers.

I've had various services read my email and websites to me for at least ten years, but I'm assuming that now I'm supposed to hate this?

I am once again getting nonsensical "time boxing" journal ads. It's not a workable system. Stop it.

Past them in the loss column tonight. In the standings tomorrow.

I hate playing the Cubs.

The patriotic Brewers hat is not a Brewers hat.

I am very ready for Sproat to be stretched out.

Bake the rake!

Jesus Brandon.

Don't let the president hear about this.

Fighting fish in a barrel with a nuclear weapon seems like the easiest possible thing to do.

I am no longer considering an MBA. I may or may not be considering a dual MBA/MSBA. I am an idiot.

Making pasta.

I do not think Gasser is "back from a rehab assignment". He's gonna be on the Crow shuttle. He's an emergency arm right now.

Done with Gasser for awhile again, I guess. May need to go shopping.

Nutritional yeast should be easier to find.

Did Peter Strzelecki even join the team when he was recalled? 🙄🙄 Also is that Woodford guy still on the roster?

If the Mariners and other West coasters want to be appreciated they should move closer.