Every Tigers injury this year increases the Dodgers World Series odds proportionately.

CW PBA broadcast already better than the Fox ones

My NYC coworkers are going to be insufferabler tomorrow aren't they. 🤍

Sad that it'll be four more years before another Olympics.

"Luke Combs" is not a band.

Each HBP in a game should be worth 1 additional base.

"Let's move right" is the only button they've pressed since JFK died... Maybe it's not a choice, just the only thing they know how to do anymore.

These White Sox cameras make it appear as if there might be a baseball game happening somewhere, but you can't see it.

I don't understand people who intentionally watch the same movie more than once. 🤷🏻‍♂️

There's a baseball, work, and life lesson in this tweet.

Just kids. Probably nervous about a quiz on Monday or a paper they're procrastinating on. 🫩🙄

Is she the female trump? Signs point to dementia.

The best part about having Shohei Ohtani on your team is it means your actual DH has to field.

The Sounds outfield killing it so far.

It's pretty hard to say you'll vote for anyone that doesn't divest their holdings during their campaign... Literally no different than accepting campaign contributions, which could also be illegal.

Already sick of these lineups. Smdh. What is this.

Opening Day starter Garrett Stallings.

The current and next manager.

With the brewers.tv do I get radio broadcasts in the app too? Am I too lazy to look it up? I am.

It's 7am, I'm drenched in sweat, and won't be moving for four hours. Must be swim meet day.

The year is 2100. My now 85 year old daughter telepathically notifies Jostens that she needs a reprint of her 4th grade yearbook. The case makes its way to the Earth Supreme Court, as paper went extinct in 2076's great burn.

I do not care for the fact that going to a game with my wife and daughter ends up costing us a couple hundred dollars, but also, no, I want a winning team. And also, if the people in the 400 level weren't garbagefolk, I could probably save some money on tickets. But alas.

Maybe the resolution should be making it so that one player can't turn a franchise around. Cap everyone's minutes at 15 per game.

That'd be fun.

Are any national anthems good?

Yeah ok.

If you feel like the only one who can see the fire, you start to feel like you have to burn with the house.

Please include the word "curling" in all "curling" related posts, if you don't, I can't filter them out, and I'm not nearly as good at feigning interest as the rest of you. 🫩

Oh God it's my life.

Why should "keep baseball on the field" be on the players if there's a lockout enforced by the owners? As a reminder, even if the bargaining agreement expires, baseball can still continue without a contract, as it did in 1994 before the strike. Canceling games is the owners' choice.

Plow: hit a hidden boulder, now part of the landscape Gas station jerky: 90% salt, 10% mystery, 100% regret The "Short Cut": a logging road that ends in a bog Fence: lovely place to stay since the tavern is the only WiFi for 40 miles I live here now. Send my cats

Annual reminder that we're all adults and we can eat doughnuts whenever we want.

Why does this matter?

Anyway the Lemon Meringue Pie and the Peanut Butter Cinnamon Roll M&Ms are both good.

And let's not pretend that part of the Dodgers spending isn't to further "gaslight" fans into thinking they need a salary cap. Dodgers want one just as much as all the other teams, they're just willing to eat the temporary costs to get one.

Hopefully Dodgers are first in line against the nonsensical data gathering limitations in MiLB. Throw your money around where it'll actually impact the game.

Plz?

If your vehicle does not fit in the designated parking spot, you shouldn't be allowed to use that parking spot. This should be enforceable by death.

I would go as far as saying having any tattoos at all is disqualifying.

They should track which airports take the longest to deplane. Milwaukee has to be pretty high on the list. Non-AZ edition, at least.

MLB itself has this problem, that's why they're actively working to prevent teams from being able to develop talent. Shareholders above all else. 😒🙄🫩

Flying to Milwaukee is understanding that 30% of the plane is going to require "extra time" to board.

There aren't many different experiences than sitting at the Paris airport and the Atlanta airport.

I mean the objective is to have as stupid and controllable a military as possible.

Lol they let me back into the country.

Only the best seats for me. 😒

Already looking at who we might not trade for to give us some offense at the deadline.

A switch hitter who plays second and third and is projected to hit worse than Joey Ortiz?