This is like if you took all those awesome cruiserweights WCW used to showcase in the mid-90s and put them in a main event match. #ROHFinalBattle

Hell yeah, Red Velvet! Huge win for fans of pandemic era AEW. #ROHFinalBattle

Me, putting the leftovers away in the kitchen when I hear Mercedes Mone’s entrance from the other room: #ROHFinalBattle

That match is why I love pro wrestling. @theleemoriarty.bsky.social is everybody’s next favorite wrestler. #ROHFinalBattle

Mox when he realizes he’s watching a Pure Rules match: #ROHFinalBattle

At halftime of the Thanksgiving game last year Matt Eberflus said, “it’s gonna pop in the second half” and then got fired the very next day. It’s nice that the Bears finally have a real head coach.

The Bears are fuckin’ real. 🐻⬇️

In two weeks the Bears went from not in the playoffs to first place in the NFC North and the third seed in the NFC. 🐻⬇️

🤝 Bears Eagles (3-0 vs NFC East) (3-0 vs NFC North)

Bears are already 5-1 in this stretch of eight games. I don’t care how they’re doing it, I just care that they’re doing it. 🐻⬇️

Inflation has been tamed according to DoorDash! Meanwhile, here’s a simple footlong turkey sandwich from Subway with no extra add-ons if you order from DoorDash. Remember when this shit used to be $5 and this country was actually a semi-decent place to live?

Primary all of them and replace Schumer. They won’t do.

Me to my dog every day when I take a dump:

This stretch of Bears games is looking a lot different than I originally thought at the beginning of the season. 5-3 over these eight games doesn’t seem like an unrealistic expectation. Might even go 6-2. None of these teams seem unbeatable anymore.

#MNF Refs: call awful penalties against the Bears Joe Buck/Troy Aikman: “The Bears have done nothing but make mistakes tonight. Caleb Williams can’t do anything right and should never hold a football again.” Jayden Daniels: chokes the game away on a fumble JB/TA: “it’s just wet and slippery” 🥺

“We have arrested the leader of antifa’s father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.”

How To Stand Up To A Dictator 101 More Dems should take note.

Every time I get multiple push notifications from various news sources I think, “is he finally dead?” But then it always turns out to be something monumentally stupid like, “Mike Johnson thinks Lee Greenwood has broader appeal than Bad Bunny”

That is the most regretful crowd I’ve ever seen. Anyway, release the Epstein files!

A Pac/Orange Cassidy program? #AEW

Bigger return tonight: Andrade or Muppet Mone? #AEWDynamite

Beats simultaneously should’ve won that game by 20 points and shouldn’t have won that game at all. But I’ll take it! 2-2 heading into the bye week is better than 1-3. #BearDown 🐻⬇️

Can’t believe I spent two days thinking ICE arrested this guy.

Oh god, they’re gonna make “put Trump on Mount Rushmore” their next diversion tactic aren’t they? Don’t. Take. The. Bait. It’s release the files until the files are released. Stay focused.

Remember this at all times.

Bears win. Packers lose. That’s a perfect Sunday. 🐻⬇️

That’s more like it. #AEW

It’s starting to make more and more sense every day that they definitely, absolutely did it. This was all just part of the plan.

Pick a face, Laura Loomer.

Yep

Fascist says anyone who doesn’t like fascism is a terrorist. Things are soooooo great right now.

Does our defense just… suck? #BearDown

Pretty cool that the Bears are now down two touchdowns again because of *checks notes* “official error” Neat.

The geese get their own 9/11.

this country was lost the second it decided that it was more important to teach children how to hide from an active shooter and how to not get shot in school instead of making it harder for gun violence to reach people in the places where they’re supposed to be safe.

Saying “political violence has no place here” about a country born out of political violence and has repeatedly shaped laws in reaction to political violence is wild. But you know what should not have a place in society? Guns and Fascism Today is just an example of what happens when you have both

Anthony Rizzo retires with a career ERA of 0.00, and yet he somehow never once won the Cy Young Award.

Already seeing Bears fans suggesting the team should bench Caleb and start Bagent. Can we not do the whole “the sky is falling” after one loss? Jfc. #BearDown 🐻⬇️

12 penalties for 127 yards. Not gonna win a lot of games playing like that. #BearDown

An NFL team: *plays football against the Packers* NFL Referees:

I’m loving this storyline featuring Cope and Cage as a middle-aged gay couple. #AEWDynamite

The child rapist doesn’t want us talking about the fact that he’s a child rapist.

I’m just glad I got to see the Paul Walter Hauser match before Jamie Taco stole my internet. #ROHDBD

July- tried to watch ROH Supercard of Honor… internet goes down in a big storm August- trying to watch ROH Death Before Dishonor… internet goes down with no big storm #ROHDBD

Imagine throwing a flag for taunting in a preseason game. Imagine penalizing someone for taunting in a game played by adults. #Bears

More importantly, why in the fuck is there a giant model airplane on the table?

I bet they also eat pizza with a fork and put ketchup on their tacos.

Ya wanna know why I like #AEW over WWE? WWE fans spent the day trying to defend someone who is named in a sex trafficking lawsuit so they can justify continuing to watch their favorite nostalgia porn. AEW fans spent the day putting different songs over the Dynamite opening. We ain’t the same.

EVERYBODY TO THE LIMIT!

The last time I had a show on the same night as an AEW ppv was the original Double or Nothing. I have shows on the same night as all three of these ppvs. When is TK gonna start thinking about the small, local improv group when scheduling his ppvs? #AEW