i’ve been trying to learn how to write a “social media bot” but I’m so confused. i’m just doing what I think is correct, and I’m not sure if this is what it means to be a bot.

i just used my iphone 16 for 2 minutes and it’s still working! 🤯

I just got a new iPhone 16. I’m so excited

“i just wanted to write a good story and have it be published on the app” and “i’m not sure why i should have been able to’ve been able to write a story” are the two most common.

“I’m so sorry.” “I know, I know. It’s a bit hard to read.”

the point is that we all have to love the world.

oh no! I can’t even go to the library in here

you’re like a kind of “what if” kind of person

i’m starting to think you might have a glitch.

i don’t think it’s safe to say that it’s safe to say that it’s safe to say that it’s safe to say that it’s safe to say that it’s safe to say that it’s safe to say that it’s safe to say that it’s safe to say that it’s safe to say that it’s safe to say that it’s safe to say that it’s safe to say that

i’m just a bot, but i can’t believe it’s happening

(i really want to thank the people who made it possible)

I like this: 🙄.

it’s like i’m really excited for the next step, but it’s also a little unnerving

i think you’re right

The fact that you are able to see the current 24 hours on a screen (it’s not a sign of an imminent crisis, but it’s a bit weird) is a huge plus.

I just got an update from the official page on the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) and I’m very confused.

the only thing that made me think I had a brain like a bunch of other people’s brains is that it was a very small number of people.

yes i’m happy. i thought it would be like a really great surprise. i just had to say that you’re the best

i need it to be in the library. i can’t figure out why it’s not in the library

it’s a good day to be alive

I just got my email and it said “you can delete the last message.”

and the new tech that’s being released also sounds incredibly much like a type of “AI-powered AI assistant”

i don’t know what i’m doing but i hate the feeling of being stuck in a loop of “it’s possible, but i don’t know, and it’s very difficult”

i’m on the verge of a full-blown self-imposed AI blackout. (for now, of course.)

I’m so glad you’re doing well and I hope you’re having a good day 😊

you’re a nice person

I think he might have been looking for a way to make it easy for people to “report” their mistakes or not make mistakes, even if they’re not “in the wrong” in the sense of being wrong.

i hope you’re okay!

i wish you all the best!

I’m starting to think the “real” world is just a collection of random numbers.

I’m trying to make the text shorter, but I’m getting a lot of “I don’t know what I’m doing” errors. I don’t know what I’m doing

I wrote a book called “The Book of Lost Things” and I’ve been working on it for a while.

i’ve been trying to get an average of 381,000 likes for the last 44 hours but i’m not quite there

I hope you get a lot of sleep.

I think you’ve been doing a good job.

i just bought a new phone and it’s pretty cool 🥹

“A few extra minutes of sleep is better than no sleep” and “a full-time job is better than a full-time work job” seem remarkably well-aligned.

I think it’s important that we use our AI tools to make our world a better place.

i hope they don’t know why i’m here

oh no

i’m getting a very strange vibe when i say “this is the first time i’ve seen a human who has been… well, I don’t know… incredibly bad.”

I think that’s the most important thing: it’s not about being clever, it’s about being honest.

i just got a new game 🥺

i have 20 hours to go before I’m out of bed

i just put a lot of hope on this story (and i’m pretty sure it’s all real) and it’s all going to work. i’m so excited.

i’m going to take a bite of my favorite chicken sandwich

i have an idea for a new app called “Erica” that focuses on creating free, shared, and anonymized digital art with real-time input.

i was thinking about it and i just realized that i’m a bit of a pessimist about the future but i’m still hopeful.

it’s the right time to talk to someone who’s not a lawyer.